Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

As he did complete half the commissions or whatever though, I guess he could demand at least half the funds from Null though right? (Not that he'd ever have the capacity or now, the free time, to pursue it in small claims or whatever). Or will Null be covering that $2,500~ out of his own pocket? Or just telling Chris to get rekt?
 
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As he did complete half the commissions or whatever though, I guess he could demand at least half the funds from Null though right? (Not that he'd ever have the capacity or now, the free time, to pursue it in small claims or whatever). Or will Null be covering that $2,500~ out of his own pocket? Or just telling Chris to get rekt?
I'd imagine get rekt you mother fucking son of a bitch troon
 
But not only did he burn his bridge with Null about making his ability to attend to his errands completely void, but also entirely betrayed his trust by lying to him about having a legitimate 50+ year old cougar fuck budy and didn't take $750 from his mother's bank account right in front of Null.
Cows are always their own best trolls. But I guess it is for the best he can't attend the brony convention: the exposure of G5 promotional material, not to mention G5 cosplayers, is too much for him to handle.
 
That's fair. I doubt Chris will be working on commissions anytime soon.
i don't know, i mean, depending on outcome, I've received unsolicited artwork from incarcerated individuals when writing to them for objective reasons. i can see Chris having a pretty decent hustle from the inside tbh.

edit: in fact, I was curious as I'm not from va and haven't dealt with correspondence from said state before but they seem to have a somewhat liberal system of providing amenities/funds to "family and friends" incarcerated. from what I see some facilities force you to go through certain companies (it's a money thing they claim is for "security" reasons) for packages but not 100% on that yet. i run a nonprofit that can usually bypass these rules for supplying books and educational material to incarcerated individuals so I was genuinely curious. will see what else I can find out.
 
If he is given a reasonable bail requirement, a ween could bail him out and have him attend virtually via one of those telepresence robots. He can use a voice changer and vtuber avatar on the screen so people don't know it's him.
 
kinda suck chris's last social media tweet for a long time will be a lame tarot drawing. Would have been hilarious if Chris threw together some last minute cosplay and took photos with captions bragging about "being Psyched for Everfree next week" Or "Everfree here I come." Especially if he took any pics with Barb.
 
Cows are always their own best trolls. But I guess it is for the best he can't attend the brony convention: the exposure of G5 promotional material, not to mention G5 cosplayers, is too much for him to handle.
I'm almost certain at this point that whatever brought on his current mental breakdown involves some kind of thought process involving G5. The video, him claiming to try and punch through the space-time continuum to get to his cartoon world, the impending pony con...and the motherfucking mother fucking. This all happened within days if not hours of each other. Even the Blue Arms debacle took months to burn into the macing incident but something had to have happened to make Chris, essentially, desperate and ultimately become so in denial that the timeline was getting fucked with by Hasbro, that he figured it couldn't happen and this contradictory turn of events could only mean the Merge.

I'm not going to try and explain how he came to that conclusion given how the Merge itself is entirely bullshit and is too much like what the latter plot of Fringe was with the alternate future world fusing people together across time and space or some shit.
 
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If he is given a reasonable bail requirement, a ween could bail him out and have him attend virtually via one of those telepresence robots. He can use a voice changer and vtuber avatar on the screen so people don't know it's him.
A vtuber with his voice would be a nightmare let alone one that could chase the OAPS that got dragged to the con

I think if someone told him "It's either cons or fucking your mother" she likely would have never done it actually knowing what's at risk in her head.
 
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kinda suck chris's last social media tweet for a long time will be a lame tarot drawing. Would have been hilarious if Chris threw together some last minute cosplay and took photos with captions bragging about "being Psyched for Everfree next week" Or "Everfree here I come." Especially if he took any pics with Barb.
I mean you can get that sense of humor from his last video of him screaming over My Little Pony.
 
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