Facebook Chris is 'In a relationship'

[crease danger]

Is it still possible that the girl in question is Jackie (even though he claims he met the girl in real life)? The girl has the red hair but nothing else really points to a person in particular. Also, what the hell is that medallion on her? The Rosechu medallion? I love how lovingly taped on they are.

 

[Silver]

you know i wonder if 7/9 doesn't refer to the day he started dating her but rather the day he met her and he went all revisionist after they did start dating?

 

[slep]

One thing to consider is that this woman isn't a troll at all. She may be just a gold-digger trying to get herself married to Chris so that she can lay claim to the lucrative Sonichu rights, his extensive Lego collection, and Bob's records?

Edit: You guys DO know that I was using sarcasm, right?

 

[DustygreeneNCR]

Perhaps Chris is just counter-trolling? I mean, it's unlikely but maybe he knows that the CWCki is watching his Facebook profile and he's just trying to rile us up and then fake us out? But then again, it's Chris and he'd probably not have the attention span for that considering his current situation.

 

[Optimus Prime]

One thing to consider is that this woman isn't a troll at all. She may be just a gold-digger trying to get herself married to Chris so that she can lay claim to the lucrative Sonichu rights, his extensive Lego collection, and Bob's records?

Given the amount of money Chris spends? If she really is that stupid to believe he's got this kind of disposeable money on a regular basis and hasn't been tottering on the edge of financial ruin for years even before the house fire, then she very well may be digging for gold. Especially if she's banking on both Barb and Chris's health catching up to them relatively soon.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Perhaps Chris is just counter-trolling? I mean, it's unlikely but maybe he knows that the CWCki is watching his Facebook profile and he's just trying to rile us up and then fake us out? But then again, it's Chris and he'd probably not have the attention span for that considering his current situation.

But that would mean Chris would have to put on hold his love quest, the thing he's obsessed about for more than a decade.

 

[Tim Buckley]

One thing to consider is that this woman isn't a troll at all. She may be just a gold-digger trying to get herself married to Chris so that she can lay claim to the lucrative Sonichu rights, his extensive Lego collection, and Bob's records?

The gold digger is actually Chris so......... not

 

[TL 611]

Perhaps Chris is just counter-trolling? I mean, it's unlikely but maybe he knows that the CWCki is watching his Facebook profile and he's just trying to rile us up and then fake us out? But then again, it's Chris and he'd probably not have the attention span for that considering his current situation.

I think his Facebook postings were in response to the fact the forum knew he had a girlfriend. He wrote it on a signature. The argument that Chris is smart enough to plant something on a signature photo? He still thinks he has real fans, I doubt it's fake.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Perhaps Chris is just counter-trolling? I mean, it's unlikely but maybe he knows that the CWCki is watching his Facebook profile and he's just trying to rile us up and then fake us out? But then again, it's Chris and he'd probably not have the attention span for that considering his current situation.

I'd be delightfully impressed if this were counter-trolling, but the whole scenario seems too competent. Attention span notwithstanding, Chris does nothing with a light hand.

I expect if he were trying to rile up the forums, we'd have been treated to another blue-towel sort of scenario.

 

[lynx]

Girl friend.

Chris: I was like I told her, “quit calling me here I’m expecting a call from my girlfriend!”
Kacey: WHAT?
Chris: I’m sorry, I mean- I mean, it was just a troll.
Kacey: Oh, you said it as an excuse. Right, right.
Chris: Yeah, but anyway-
Kacey: Because I know you don’t think that of me right now because we’re friends. But-
Chris: I mean you are a girl and you are my friend
Kacey: Right, right
Chris: So you are my girl friend.
Kacey: [Laughs]

 

[bradsternum]

One thing to consider is that this woman isn't a troll at all. She may be just a gold-digger trying to get herself married to Chris so that she can lay claim to the lucrative Sonichu rights, his extensive Lego collection, and Bob's records?

I know you're being a little facetious, but
A) I don't think any of that survived the fire.
B) You've seen Bob's taste in paintings. What makes you think his Jazz collection is so hot?
C) Even if he has a great Jazz collection, they were probably ruined due to hoard.

As for this whole development, I don't really care what happens as long as it's funny.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Chris is bringing up the girlfriend a lot lately. Is he intentionally baiting his "troll" audience, who are naturally jealous of him, or is he simply bragging?

Is this, to a small extent, the return of smug Chris?

 

[Marvin]

Chris is bringing up the girlfriend a lot lately. Is he intentionally baiting his "troll" audience, who are naturally jealous of him, or is he simply bragging?

Is this, to a small extent, the return of smug Chris?

Chris doesn't lie like that.

 

[WilhelmIIofPrussia]

Well if it is true he went on a date, which it should be because he gave a detail (perfume), then it is true that he has met her in person.
This makes it less likely that she is a troll (or went on the date for amusement), but we don't yet know if he will ever see her again.
I would bet that 1) he found her on OkCupid and 2) she has not agreed that they are in a relationship.

 

[jackopalkia]

Well if it is true he went on a date, which it should be because he gave a detail (perfume), then it is true that he has met her in person.
This makes it less likely that she is a troll (or went on the date for amusement), but we don't yet know if he will ever see her again.
I would bet that 1) he found her on OkCupid and 2) she has not agreed that they are in a relationship.

I think this is one of those rare instances where he may have met someone (don't know what he did or how but he managed it) But thinks seeing it is a dating site after one date he automatically thinks that he is in a relationship

I wonder if he knows that it is a dating site and she could be dating multiple people to see who she likes best.. I mean it is a dating site after all

Regardless I think the most possible out come for chris is that it will end badly and it will make him

 

[Holdek]

I'd just like to add a couple of things about Chris and his unorthodox use of language when referring to his relationships with his "girl friends."

Not only has Chris refered to gal-pals as "girl friends," he always did so to audiences that weren't the actual gal-pals, indicating that he knew the gal-pals wouldn't like the characterization, and thus indicating some attempt at dishonesty on his part. Also, he's referred to "breaking up" with Megan, and Tito "stealing [The Wallflower]" from him after he had been on a "date" with her where they "swapped DNA" (i.e. he probably drank some of her soda after her), which is language used for romantic, not platonic, relationships.

I think this is mostly Chris engaging in magical thinking (something he's done in other contexts in his life) in order to try to alter the reality of those circumstances by saying something that isn't so. He's also trying to recast the situations in a more sympathetic light by making his whining about them seem more valid than pathetic (think "theoretical ex-girlfriends" rather than "trolls who pretended to be my girlfriends.") Still, though, I think the primary target of this subterfuge is Chris more than anyone else (although he did feel ashamed in front of his parents about his fails). When he's lying primarily to trick other people (e.g. Jenkins jinkies, and "ATTENTION! Trolls bought me Legos on Amazon!") it's usually glaringly fabricated, and the goal is a more tangible enrichment.

 

[The Dude]

I'd just like to add a couple of things about Chris and his unorthodox use of language when referring to his relationships with his "girl friends."

Not only has Chris refered to gal-pals as "girl friends," he always did so to audiences that weren't the actual gal-pals, indicating that he knew the gal-pals wouldn't like the characterization, and thus indicating some attempt at dishonesty on his part. Also, he's referred to "breaking up" with Megan, and Tito "stealing [The Wallflower]" from him, which is language used for romantic, not platonic, relationships.

I think this is mostly Chris engaging in magical thinking (something he's done in other contexts in his life) in order to try to alter the reality of those circumstances by saying something that isn't so. He's also trying to recast the situations in a more sympathetic light by making his whining about them seem more valid than pathetic (think "theoretical ex-girlfriends" rather than "trolls who pretended to be my girlfriends.") Still, though, I think the primary target of this subterfuge is Chris more than anyone else (although he did feel ashamed in front of his parents about his fails). When he's lying primarily to trick other people (think Jenkins jinkies, and "ATTENTION! Trolls bought me Legos on Amazon!" it's usually glaringly fabricated, and the goal is a more tangible enrichment.

I agree. I think it's a combination of wishful thinking on Chris' part, his delusions, and trying to impress other people not connected to the "girlfriend". He wants people to think he is a genuine adult and treat him as one and in his mind adult means being in romantic relationships and having sexy time. So when some young lady like Megan or the Wallflower comes along and befriends him all the wishful thinking/delusions/trying to impress people kicks in and he brags about his new woman. I think it also goes back to his child-like mentality where he equates a girl hanging out with him meaning that she totally wants his bod. Kind of like a middle school kid.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Or referring to Kelly as his "high school sweetheart".

 

[RequiredName]

Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you're attracted to) when you're in an exclusive relationship with someone else?

No, it's not wrong - My relationship is open and I would have been honest with my wife.

That's from his OkCupid. Need I remind anyone that his relationship status is "Monogamous"? Goddammit.

 

[4Macie]

Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you're attracted to) when you're in an exclusive relationship with someone else?

No, it's not wrong - My relationship is open and I would have been honest with my wife.

That's from his OkCupid. Need I remind anyone that his relationship status is "Monogamous"? Goddammit.

What Chris says and what he means are two different things. I'm sure he meant that "I'm open with my wife about what happens with my friends and in my life". He doesn't mean him and his partner are swingers or anything like that. It's not an "open" relationship. Chris probably heard that term once and thinks it fits here.