Chris is Live - Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire

[Shibaru]

that's not solitare, that's fake magic the gathering

 

[Vecr]

Well, I have some free time, I think I'll try to read the rules, but they are quite long.

Edit: I'm not sure if you can actually play the pony game solo, he might not be following the rules at all.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He has so much shit all over his hands and wrists, it's like he's wearing boxing gloves made entirely from trinkets.

I have no idea what Chris is doing with those cards and I don't think he does either. It looks like he's just putting different character cards together to pretend they're in a relationship? What's the point? At least annoying anime fangirls do it to write crappy gay porn. Chris is just doing it because...?

He's really obsessed with these shipfic cards. It's possibly the least accessible thing he's been into since he first reeeeeeeeeeed his way onto our screens.

 

[No Exit]

The most exciting part of this was when the cat appeared in the corner for a bit. I didn't know autist watching could be so boring.

 

[Vecr]

He has so much shit all over his hands and wrists, it's like he's wearing boxing gloves made entirely from trinkets.

I have no idea what Chris is doing with those cards and I don't think he does either. It looks like he's just putting different character cards together to pretend they're in a relationship? What's the point? At least annoying anime fangirls do it to write crappy gay porn. Chris is just doing it because...?

He's really obsessed with these shipfic cards. It's possibly the least accessible thing he's been into since he first reeeeeeeeeeed his way onto our screens.

The game is supposed to be a parody of shipping in general, I can link you the rules here:

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder: Rules

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder The Silly Card Game About Badly Written Pony Romance "Shipping is what happens when I decide two ponies love each other very much." For news and updates, check us out at http://www.secretshipfic.com! This document is always available at http://tinyurl.c...

docs.google.com

I'll keep reading the rules, but I think the point is to make a "shipping grid" where you match up all the ponies with goals in effect.

Edit: I failed at archiving the rules, if someone could help that would be nice.

Edit: False alarm, grabbed a PDF, will upload now.

 

[Rupin]

the game looks overly complicated and I’m not even sure what the point of it is.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Chris just mentioned he has a new Cat named "Faby" and it is sick with a nasal problem. It sounded really sick. Poor Kitty. Of course Chris freaks out and says don't ask or talk about the cat and don't "Troll" him about it.

How much do I have to donate here to get someone to break in and rescue that cat?

 

[Vecr]

Chris is running out of space for the ship grid, and it's running off the screen.

Edit: The rules said to have lots of space, but I guess he did not read them. I'll check if they have a remedy.

Edit: Okay, there is a remedy for if you run out of cards, that could be used.

Spoiler

If either the Ship or Pony card decks run out of cards and have no discard, you will tear up Twilight's notes:

which is to say, Twilight has written herself into a corner and she destroys some of her work so she can proceed.

When you go to draw a card and there is no card to draw, you select a card from the grid.
Any card, as long as it's not Fanfic Author Twilight. That card gets discarded.
Follow the normal discard rules.
The new discard is then shuffled and it becomes the new deck.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Fuck me, that was painful. Mostly boring, with occasional screaming weird voices. Highlight of the stream: the cat looking like she was going to jump on the table. If only she had...

Chris has some sort of allergic boil on his arm from wearing a cheap metal wraparound bracelet with a purple bit of glass on the end.

 

[Vecr]

Okay, so it looks like he just stopped when the table got full, hmm...

I don't think he was counting points, so that might be the reason it went on for so long.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I didn't expect so much masturbatory witch cackling. The constant belching was a nice touch.

Edit: MASSIVE. MEATY. SANDWICH.

 

[King Kiwi]

Guys...

Is this it?

Has Chris truly ended?

This isn't even content, it's just...
Nothing!

It's not begging, it's not complaining about things, it's not really showing off anything of particular interest and it's not Chris running around naked at a library.

He's not methed out of his head, mentioning the Merge or making contingency plans if Shitness shows up on Halloween (which he totally won't cuz he's completely lame) .

We have entered a phase were there is nothing even slightly interesting about Chris.

I fold.
See you around the archives.

 

[Space.Muffin]

At the end of the stream Barb said something and Chris sounded like he was going to yell at her but stopped himself.
Whenever Chris interacts with Barb it sounds like he's doing his best to contain himself and not insult her or hit her, it's bizarre.

 

[Troonos]

Chris just mentioned he has a new Cat named "Faby" and it is sick with a nasal problem. It sounded really sick. Poor Kitty. Of course Chris freaks out and says don't ask or talk about the cat and don't "Troll" him about it.

The Chandlers should just be legally banned from owning pets. I'm sure it's some kind of black mold problem that keeps giving all their animals respiratory disorders.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I've never seen anyone shuffle cards by banging them with their fists. Very innovative.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've never seen anyone shuffle cards by banging them with their fists. Very innovative.

He uses the same technique for masturbating.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Anyone have a timestamp or a screencap of when the new cat shows up?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris just mentioned he has a new Cat named "Faby" and it is sick with a nasal problem. It sounded really sick. Poor Kitty. Of course Chris freaks out and says don't ask or talk about the cat and don't "Troll" him about it.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!! The kill count just keeps going up! I give this poor babby two weeks.

 

[Mason Verger]

Guys...

Is this it?

Has Chris truly ended?

This isn't even content, it's just...
Nothing!

It's not begging, it's not complaining about things, it's not really showing off anything of particular interest and it's not Chris running around naked at a library.

He's not methed out of his head, mentioning the Merge or making contingency plans if Shitness shows up on Halloween (which he totally won't cuz he's completely lame) .

We have entered a phase were there is nothing even slightly interesting about Chris.

I fold.
See you around the archives.

To be fair, it’s no different than when he’d post long ass videos of himself playing little big planet, and people consider that shit part of the “classic era”.

 

[Floop]

Guys...

Is this it?

Has Chris truly ended?

This isn't even content, it's just...
Nothing!

It's not begging, it's not complaining about things, it's not really showing off anything of particular interest and it's not Chris running around naked at a library.

He's not methed out of his head, mentioning the Merge or making contingency plans if Shitness shows up on Halloween (which he totally won't cuz he's completely lame) .

We have entered a phase were there is nothing even slightly interesting about Chris.

I fold.
See you around the archives.

Wait! No he’s... uh... hm. You know what, I’m leaving too!

Okay that was a bluff, but DON’T GO!