Chris is lost, also Zelda.

[Francis York Morgan]

People do lead extravagant lives (Hugh Hefner would have been my example) but they earn them through a combination of hard work and diligent planning. Chris just thinks he can walk into that life get that life dropped in his lap.

Fixed, because walking is too much work for Chris.

Exactly what I was going to respond with. Walking, to me at least, implies that you position yourself somewhat to reach your desired goal. Chris just waits around expecting the heavens to rain surrogate mommies on him.

 

[MrTroll]

So is Zelda 2 Chris' favorite Zelda game?

He does tend to like the less well-recieved incarnations of popular franchises.

Chris? The guy who could barely play his own custom-designed Littlebigplanet levels, enjoying the hardest Zelda game the most? Somehow I doubt it.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

So true going back to religion, chris thought god was a wish granting genie but in most churches they tell you that you have to meet god halfway, meaning god will show you the way its up to you to towards it.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Chris may be jealous of Ocarina of Time Link since since he gets to have a childhood galpal support him forever (Saria).

Also, Redead Zombie Chris only wants a hug! It's totally not rape you guys!

 

[The Fair Lady]

Someone should shop Chris' head onto a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.

 

[Giovanni]

Chris is feeling miserable after a lifetime of harassing and belittling and hating everyone around him?

Good.

 

[Count groudon]

Chris may be jealous of Ocarina of Time Link since since he gets to have a childhood galpal support him forever (Saria).

Also, Redead Zombie Chris only wants a hug! It's totally not rape you guys!

Nah, Chris is more like deadhand. A walking lump of undead flesh that can't keep his hands off people.

 

[Lux]

Chris is feeling miserable after a lifetime of harassing and belittling and hating everyone around him?

Good.

Perhaps he'll feel better after dinner

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://zeldawiki.org/images/8/88/OOT_DeadHand.png
Nah, Chris is more like deadhand. A walking lump of undead flesh that can't keep his MANOS off people.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I don't know about the rest of you, but Zelda 2 is one of my favorite games. I played it on the Nintendo and owned the gold cartridge and all (got it from a secondhand game shop along with the first) and was able to figure out a decent amount on my own, though some parts definitely did stump me. Once I beat the game though, I played it a second time knowing what to do, and the second time went around more smoothly. I still play it now and then on my emulator, along with the first game.

Of course, given how stupid Chris is, I doubt he'd figure out how to beat the first palace without the help of GameFAQs, let alone the final palace. How nice to see Anna, why isn't she doing her usual asspatting though? You'd think with this sort of sad post (which is free of the usual bitching about others) Anna would rush in and try to make him feel better.

Also, Ocarina of Time is another of my favorite games. The Zelda series has been solid overall although I haven't played any of the later games.

 

[Count groudon]

http://zeldawiki.org/images/8/88/OOT_DeadHand.png
Nah, Chris is more like deadhand. A walking lump of undead flesh that can't keep his MANOS off people.

Thank you...just, thank you

 

[homerbeoulve]

Chris may be jealous of Ocarina of Time Link since since he gets to have a childhood galpal support him forever (Saria).

Also, Redead Zombie Chris only wants a hug! It's totally not rape you guys!

http://zeldawiki.org/images/8/88/OOT_DeadHand.png
Nah, Chris is more like deadhand. A walking lump of undead flesh that can't keep his MANOS off people.

Brilliant!

 

[Donald Duck]

What Tom Brady has done to get these nice things?
Discover what his talents are and acknowledge his weaknesses- Chris has not done this.
Work hard to improve his talents- Chris has not done this
Do charity- Chris has not done this.
Be respectful and nice to others and thus be respected back- Chris has not done this.
Set goals and work towards them- Chris may or may not have done this
Maintained his physical appearance- Chris has not done this.

The funny part is that in his delusional mind he probably believes he has done all of those things. So from his perspective he doesn't feel like he's entitled to that life, he's already earned it and should be living it, but a huge conspiracy cheated him and denied him that life.

 

[Kyoosand]

Someone should shop Chris' head onto a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.

You mean this?:

[youtube]CWPv3tL-J3k[/youtube]

 

[Tin]

Someone should shop Chris' head onto a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.

You mean this?

"WANT WOMAN!"

 

[Mourning Dove]

More Chris-shooped-into-Zelda goodness. Even CD-i Ganon is scared!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So is Zelda 2 Chris' favorite Zelda game?

He does tend to like the less well-recieved incarnations of popular franchises.

Me thinks he only chose it because tits.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Set goals and work towards them- Chris may or may not have done this

Chris has set plenty of goals, but he has never worked toward a single one.

You mean this?:

Someone actually modded that?? Jesus.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

More Chris-shooped-into-Zelda goodness. Even CD-i Ganon is scared!

NOOOO NOT INTO THE TOMGIRL IT BURNS

 

[chrislikespickles]

I can't help but wonder if Chris posts his self pity messages on MiiVerse for all the eight year old's to read. "I'm ever so lonesome. I'm autistic. Give me china".