chris is working on a shrek remake collab from 3GI - 11/29 - Full movie is released

Pretty sure it started last year, but how Chris got involved, I don't know. I don't know if he heard about it and applied or if he was approached, I had no idea he was involved until I watched the thing.

Which is impressive that he can respect an NDA, so there's a thought.

He's also been busy (well, as busy as a jobless manchild with barely any social life can be) this year, what with the Idea Guys screwing him around and this dimensional merge thing, so I'd be willing to bet he just hasn't thought to bring it up.
 
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IT'S A COOL PLACE, WITH A FRUSTRATED MALE,
IF YOU'RE A GAY MAN YOU CAN BURN IN HELL,
GOTTA GET THOSE BALLS TO FREE MY SISTER,
BUT SHE'S ALSO MY KID - WELL THAT'S A REAL TWISTER,
CLYDE CASH IS GIVIN' ME REAL GRIEF,
IF I GET REAL STRESSED I'LL CRAP MY BRIEFS,
I'M THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE, THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS,
AND I'LL STOP THE WITCH FROM WORLD DOMINATION,

HEY NOW,
BANNED FROM GAMEPLACE,
GONNA GET THAT,
DAMN HEBE!

HEY NOW,
IN A CAR CHASE,
JERKOPS' GONNA
GET ME!

ALL ZAPS TO THE EXREEEEEEEME
BUT ONLY SONICHU SURVIVES THE MERRRREGE

(Hope you don't mind that I merged your verses, @Judge Holden and @flossman )

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I LEAVE WITHOUT A FUSS
I HAD TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THOSE BLARMS
I SAID 'BUDDY, DON'T CALL ANYBODY',
MACED THAT JERK AND THEN OFF I WADDLIED
AND IT'S ALL 'CAUSE OF THE DANGED FARMS
 
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA TROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST CHU IN THE SHED
I WAS LOOKING PRETTY DUMB WITH MY FINGER AND MY THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN L UP MY ASSHOLE.

Well, the trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Horn on my head, yeah you know I look stunning
Didn't make sense not to drink my cum
Gub'mint pays me to have fun
So much to eat, so much to play, so what's wrong with selling my garbage
Can't figure out why I'm so broke
My life is a running joke

Hey now
I'm a Chris-chan
Get your zap on
Let's play
Hey now
I'm a Chris-chan
I'm a lesbo
Not gay

All my heartsweets were trolls
Tranny tomgirl lesbian so~oul

EDIT: I got ninja'd *sigh*
 
I’m actually going to be surprised if Sonichu makes an appearance in this project.
 
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Well, the trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Horn on my head, yeah you know I look stunning
Didn't make sense not to drink my cum
Gub'mint pays me to have fun
So much to eat, so much to play, so what's wrong with selling my garbage
Can't figure out why I'm so broke
My life is a running joke

Hey now
I'm a Chris-chan
Get your zap on
Let's play
Hey now
I'm a Chris-chan
I'm a lesbo
Not gay

All my heartsweets were trolls
Tranny tomgirl lesbian so~oul

EDIT: I got ninja'd *sigh*
Chris-chans life can pretty much be summed up in the all-stars song. That's actually amazing.
 
The only thing that sucks about it is now every time I hear the song I'll think of Chris. He's already ruined Fanta for me, now this too!
I can imagine old Chris during his rollin and trollin stunt, idky but when I saw that I thought he looked like Steve Harwell
And Fuck, I haven't had fanta in years ever since I saw that clip. When I see the orange flavor I get shivers because it makes me think Fanta saw it and put it as their secret ingredient
 
Did they keep his intro and outro in the final cut? Because that would totally disrupt the flow.

In the cut that I saw they did, and it did a little...the flow of things is kinda all over the place because people's segments are so brief. Everyone has a different style and goes about it a different way. I hope they kept his on-camera stuff, but if they were looking for things to trim up, it would make sense if it wound up on the chopping block for the official release.
 
Shrek is love?
 

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