Chris likes the lancers on facebook.

[BillRiley]

I don't think there ever was a riddle. He posted a bunch of dumb pics trying to bait us, everyone but a few spergs ignored it, and so he hastily made up a "solution."

Didn't there used to be a thread about this? Can't find it now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is a clear example of A T S I M U in action. He obviously understands some of the literal rules of the game (create a chain of associations that links the pictures), but because he has no theory of mind he missed the key part, which is that it has to be something other people would be likely to think of. Like, making the jump from "restaurants" to "restaurants in India" is obviously a low-probability transition, but hey, he thought of it so everyone else should, right?

It probably doesn't help either that he was too dense to figure out any of the puzzles on his own, so he assumed the rules were "Show off the most complicated chain of reasoning you can, one that can baffle an IQ-300 geinus".

 

[Pikonic]

Wow, Veronica Meltzer is a supersperg try-hard.

I just looked through her Facebook. Holy Shit she just wants to troll Chris and Juggalos.
She's more annoying than Chris these days.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This thread is about Chris liking the lancers on facebook. We already locked the other riddle threads and we're not going to try to make heads or tails of his retarded riddle anymore.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This thread is about Chris liking the lancers on facebook. We already locked the other riddle threads and we're not going to try to make heads or tails of his retarded riddle anymore.

Which we established was about him being a homosexual anyway.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

This is a clear example of A T S I M U in action. He obviously understands some of the literal rules of the game (create a chain of associations that links the pictures), but because he has no theory of mind he missed the key part, which is that it has to be something other people would be likely to think of. Like, making the jump from "restaurants" to "restaurants in India" is obviously a low-probability transition, but hey, he thought of it so everyone else should, right?

And he says things like "lava is made of fire, and fire burns trees". Lava isn't made of fire at all, and even if it was, fire burns everything, there's no way any sane person should assume trees are the direction to go. Why not say fire burns people? Fire melts ice? Fire cooks food? It does all of those things, too.

 

[BillRiley]

This thread is about Chris liking the lancers on facebook. We already locked the other riddle threads and we're not going to try to make heads or tails of his retarded riddle anymore.

I don't mean to be presumptuous but, why not?

 

[rocket]

because a riddle never existed dude

also because y'know a mod said to knock it off

 

[Holdek]

Chris is always hilarious when he trolls himself.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Chris will boast that he "succeeds" in getting his followers to get obsessed with him just because of the huge discussion about the random pictures.

He posted an "explanation" for them:

Spoiler

Well. My head is full of random access fuck.

This isn't actually that different from the way my own mind works. However, if anyone is supposed to guess how the images are connected, then he fails to understand that these are based on his personal memories (of popular culture, of course) and not any logic that we know.

If he was mapping his thought process, neat. I've been meaning to do that too.

If anything this provides Christorians a view into his thought process.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Holy shit at that indian people are similar to african tribes explanation. Chris is so out of touch

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Instead of a minimum IQ needed to work out the puzzle, Chris set one with a maximum IQ limit. You need to be at least this retarded to solve it.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

This I found much crazier. I mean how the hell do you get the idea that a business woman's favorite food are cookies and cake? Also that futbol relates to Delaware's football team. I get what he's going for but Jesus is it incorrect.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

This I found much crazier. I mean how the hell do you get the idea that a business woman's favorite food are cookies and cake? Also that futbol relates to Delaware's football team. I get what he's going for but Jesus is it incorrect.

His reasoning ability is non-existent. And as for the semicolons, fuck you, Chris. Most sentences have fewer than seven of them.

 

[Thetan]

Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

This I found much crazier. I mean how the hell do you get the idea that a business woman's favorite food are cookies and cake? Also that futbol relates to Delaware's football team. I get what he's going for but Jesus is it incorrect.

Yet another shining example of how little Chris actually understands about women.

 

[CatParty]

Chris is less The Riddler and more The Dur

 

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Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

This I found much crazier. I mean how the hell do you get the idea that a business woman's favorite food are cookies and cake? Also that futbol relates to Delaware's football team. I get what he's going for but Jesus is it incorrect.

His reasoning ability is non-existent. And as for the semicolons, fuck you, Chris. Most sentences have fewer than seven of them.

Makes me wonder if he consider's his mom a business women because she "dressed up" and worked at Virginia Power.

yeah i know mods don't want the riddle talked about... the cwckiforum is serious business

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Looks like Chris if he were about 40 pounds lighter.

 

[Thetan]

Looks like Chris if he were about 40 pounds lighter.

Barb apparently couldn't dress herself much better than Chris can. Look at how ill-fitting that suit is, especially around the gut. That skirt looks like it's bursting at the seams.

Then again, if that suit is still around somewhere in the hoard, maybe Chris could wear it to a job interview. He'd want to be a presentable tomgirl after all.

 

[AtroposHeart]

If Chris' stupid breakfast sex joke gets its own article; shouldn't his stupid riddle get one as well?

 

[Marvin]

If Chris' stupid breakfast sex joke gets its own article; shouldn't his stupid riddle get one as well?

Nah, the breakfast sex joke was pretty well established and it popped up a few times in various sagas, I think. His riddle shit isn't that unique, it's just one of his occasional attempts to troll the trolls on his facebook. Unless he really loses his shit or something about this in the future, it's not worth its own article. Right now, it should be in da update, tops.