Chris' Music

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Nick Drake said:
Chris's version of I Wanna Be Your Dog would be god tier.
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He'd probably miss the point altogether and write a pet-friendly song sung from the point of Patti-Chan.

"PLAYED IN THE DIRT
I WANT SOME FOOD
AND IN MY HOUSE
I WANT SOME FOOD
AND I'LL LAY DOWN
UNDERTHESIGNBOBCHANDLERMADEFORMYHOUSE

NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
WOOF
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
WOOF"
 
I would pay good money to see Chris try to play an instrument or write his own song. It would probably end up being one of the greatest pieces of outsider music on the planet.
 
I'd like to see a music video of him (a la Fuck da Pain Awaaaay) performing Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds.


Obviously the bit from, "Oh dear diary, I met a boy..." would need alteration (I met a tomboy, perhaps) but I think this song really sums up the way he views himself; a cute, sassy airhead with irresistable charm. :tomgirl:
 
I know it's Chris, but I can't comprehend how he can listen to his tone-deaf warbling and hear Bing Sinatra.
 
I love his song about wristwatches, the lyrics are magical and it's gotta be one of the 2 or 3 videos he actually put some planning into. Also, unless it's a reference to something I've never heard of, it's actually an extremely bizarre, original thought to come up with.
 
BadaBadaBoom said:
I love his song about wristwatches, the lyrics are magical and it's gotta be one of the 2 or 3 videos he actually put some planning into. Also, unless it's a reference to something I've never heard of, it's actually an extremely bizarre, original thought to come up with.
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What's his deal with wristwatches?
 
Danzou said:
In one of his early Sonichu's News Dash, he mentions a "Sonichu Rap" he wrote while listening to some vide game music. As far as I know, we've never heard that song, it wasn't on any of his albums or anything. Is that correct? If so, it's a PRICELESS piece of CHRISTORY that the INNER CIRCLE are no doubt HOARDING somewhere.
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i'm so sorry
So they're finally here, sperging for you
If you've got autism, you can join in too
Get your dick ready, if you want to fap
As we take you through this hedgehog rap
Huh!

SC! Sonichu!

He's the yellow mary-sue, from Chris's dreams
He's finally back to zap to the extreme
His 7-inch dick can fire in spurts
If he shoots Rosey, she's gonna squirt
He's yellower, faster, and cooler too
He's the first member of the CWCville crew
Huh!

SC! Sonichu!
SC! Sonichu is here!

This hog's got a pickle, so get away dudes
She can hide it well, to suit her mood
She's pink and girly when she needs to be
She can face-rape her foes and zap with ease
If you fuck her, you're doing it wrong
With a Raichu's tail, she's one cool hog
Huh!

SC! Sonichu!

He has no girlfriend, he has no luck
This man's an autistic fuck
He can defecate, when he doesn't need to
And recycle his sperm, just for you
Sperg out at gamestop, just like a buffoon
This wannabe hog just digs this tune
Huh!

SC! Sonichu!
SC! Sonichu is here!

He's back again and he's just as blue
But this time he's drawn by a fool
He can run real fast with his red shoes on
With his emeralds out, he's a super hog
He'll make you smile when you play his games
But Chris-chan's here to butcher his name
Huh!

SC! Sonichu!
Huh!

Finally, he's here for you
It's the dark member of the CWCville crew
This hog's so edgy, it isn't funny
Can make a Jerkop cry out for mummy
Can fuck that girl Bubbles with relative ease
Makes cherry cola seem such a breeze
He may seem bad, he loves to lie
But this hog's one hell of a guy
Huh!

C'mon GodBear, take it to the fridge!

Bent ducks, pickles, fapcup smells
Coke, trash, medallions and windows to hell
Ahh yeah!
Bent ducks, pickles, fapcup smells
Coke, trash, medallions and windows to hell
Ahh yeah!
 
BadaBadaBoom said:
I love his song about wristwatches, the lyrics are magical and it's gotta be one of the 2 or 3 videos he actually put some planning into. Also, unless it's a reference to something I've never heard of, it's actually an extremely bizarre, original thought to come up with.
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lipitor said:
What's his deal with wristwatches?
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IIRC, he was convinced that Thorg was scared of wristwatches.
 
flossman said:
That's if you play it backwards.
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mih ssim, mih ssim ,nam daed a si bob

Tubular Monkey said:
I know it's Chris, but I can't comprehend how he can listen to his tone-deaf warbling and hear Bing Sinatra.
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EGO
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the best thing about chris' singing is when he fucks up
when he starts early, you can just hear his mental sighs, his slight frustration as he just sing song excuses his mistake
when he starts late he desperately tries to fitthewordsinthetimelimit
when he tries to skip over words he doesn't like.
just fantastic
 
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