Chris on an episode of Hoarders

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StraightShooter2 said:
So I watched an episode of Hoarders and the idea came to me that Chris might be a good candidate for it; plus he and Barb might receive a lump sum of money if the show offered them to appear in an episode; I can see it being pretty entertaining if it were to actually happen.
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Posting in an epic thread.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
So I watched an episode of Hoarders and the idea came to me that Chris might be a good candidate for it; plus he and Barb might receive a lump sum of money if the show offered them to appear in an episode; I can see it being pretty entertaining if it were to actually happen.
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Surprised he wasn't on there sooner, and Barb being a grifter didn't go for it. But she has pride in her horde, and Chris, well, he's lazy.
 
Didn't people first sperg about getting him on the show around 10 years back? If the original ebin weens didn't manage to troll him into appearing on the show, there's no way he'd go now.
And an episode with Chris would be boring as shit. He talks tough and acts like he's in command of whatever situation he's in, just as long as it's through the internet or if he's surrounded by white knights who stroke his ego. Chris on the show would just be a passive, mumbling dolt who wouldn't dare to defend his hoarding and would just lazily go along with everything. AKA very bad reality tv.

Though it'd be pretty sweet to see Barb's emaciated remains suddenly reanimate if she realizes her precious hoard is in trouble.
 
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They, or perhaps it was the other hoarding show, already had a Chris+Barb. He needs to step up the game and more hoard dead kittens and piss jugs.
 
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