Chris on Cvillepedia

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Did you know that Charlottesville has it's own wiki? Apparently so.
Chris has his own page.
Nothing new on it, but it seems to start out trying to be neutral or even positive but becomes sarcastic pretty quickly and it's pretty funny.
Some choice quotes:

Kids and women alike particularly enjoy his uncanny imitation of Donald Duck, which he regularly performs at his volunteer and paid workplaces.

Most of Chris's biggest fans reside in the official Gay 4 Sonichu forum[5], as endorsed by Christian.

Chris's father, being unfamiliar with the latest internet technology despite being the Thomas Edison of the 60's and 70's, appeared in a later video congratulating his son for broadcasting the videos of their home on the Internet.

Chris is a proud Methodist and a firm believer in both Dating Education for middle schools and the controversial Lunar Solution in relation to existing tobacco stocks.

Tragically, it's about 3 years out of date. I wonder if Chris knows it exists?

 

[Marvin]

Chris is a proud Methodist and a firm believer in both Dating Education for middle schools and the controversial Lunar Solution in relation to existing tobacco stocks.

Ahaha, this was my favorite quote from this article. I remember encountering this awhile back. I don't remember if Chris knew about it or not, but due to an editing war, it got protected, so, he couldn't really do much. Maybe email the admins or something.

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

This old news article was referenced on that page. The link was supposed to go to the abstract on a news archive site called ProQuest, but someone mirrored it on the CWCki. Is this really legit? I can't say I follow local news much but it's hard to believe there could be such a slow news day that they'd resort to writing an article about a man in a bear suit mishearing an autist's name a year prior.

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[pickleniggo]

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"Since this was early in the Christmas season on a Thursday afternoon, the crowd was light," Chandler said. "The conversation between Leonard and Christopher lasted -- on and off, between songs -- about an hour. Christopher was spellbound."

Aint nobody got time for that! The Chandlers clearly have nothing better to do than loiter around The Bear.

 

[CatParty]

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"Since this was early in the Christmas season on a Thursday afternoon, the crowd was light," Chandler said. "The conversation between Leonard and Christopher lasted -- on and off, between songs -- about an hour. Christopher was spellbound."

Aint nobody got time for that! The Chandlers clearly have nothing better to do than loiter around The Bear.

The bear was just another surrogate nanny like when borb would drop him off at toys r us or the gameplace.

 

[pickleniggo]

The bear was just another surrogate nanny like when borb would drop him off at toys r us or the gameplace.

I wonder if the voice behind the Bear knows what havoc he's unleashed to the world by mispronouncing a little autistic boy's name...

 

[BillRiley]

This old news article was referenced on that page. The link was supposed to go to the abstract on a news archive site called ProQuest, but someone mirrored it on the CWCki. Is this really legit? I can't say I follow local news much but it's hard to believe there could be such a slow news day that they'd resort to writing an article about a man in a bear suit mishearing an autist's name a year prior.

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It's legit. I think there's a scan of the article from Chri­s-Chan's scrapbook floating around somewhere, but damned if I can find it...

 

[LordCustos3]

His wiki page has the following in its discussion subpage.

• It should mention somewhere that he threatens local business owners. --Snyder 06:32, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Well, Well, Well....who do we have here?

• Much of this page is inaccurate, lacking current events (like his recent arrest and court cases) and moreover it is not a good representation of the actual person. I would suggest either deletion or a massive rewrite Slimz 13:50, 19 January 2012 (EST)

 

[CWCissey]

My favourite part is where it's claimed that Chris is 'a well-known patron of local Charlottesville businesses such as McDonalds, Wal-Mart, Target, Wendy's, The Game Place and the Charlottesville General District Court'.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I like this ....

Due to Chandler's increasing popularity, many people (including men who dress up in pickle suits, a tribute to a scene in the comics) head towards Charlottesville to visit him.[3] It is also known for gentlemen to dress in the same signature bright multicoloured fashion as Chris, to show they are honest admirers of his work.

 

[spaps]

Slimz

That is all.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Serious or satirical... if you think your small town deserves its own wiki, then you have to deal with the fact that your less desirable citizens will be notable enough to warrant a mention.

 

[Kosher Dill]

C-Ville isn't Ruckersville, it's not small enough that everyone knows everyone.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

C-Ville isn't Ruckersville, it's not small enough that everyone knows everyone.

It ain't LA either...

 

[Tim Buckley]

Oh, I never did the whole thing, I thought Chris was the one who made that article himself.

 

[The Joker]

Chris also expresses a passion for working with impoverished African-American youths so that they may one day reach his standard of living.

I think I just died from laughter.

 

[captkrisma]

The bear was just another surrogate nanny like when borb would drop him off at toys r us or the gameplace.

I wonder if the voice behind the Bear knows what havoc he's unleashed to the world by mispronouncing a little autistic boy's name...

...if he wasn't dead from suicide.

 

[spaps]

Oh, I never did the whole thing, I thought Chris was the one who made that article himself.

If Chris wrote it, it'd be nothing but Chris whining about how the TROLLS ruined his life, and how he's holier-than-thou.

 

[renomakicwc]

Who made this page for him? It sounds like the work of trolls attempting to troll him.

 

[CatParty]

Who made this page for him? It sounds like the work of trolls attempting to troll him.

i dunno, it seems pretty legit and accurate to me...