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Like Marvin said, he might not be lying to barb, but he's definitely lying to someone.DrChristianTroy said:Why would he have to lie? Is he behind on his checks to Snyder?somejerk said:I think Chris is just spending hisand hiding it from barb by claiming that "trolls" left the stuff in the yard for him
But I don't think it's too far gone to think that the woman who won't let him leave the house, or even sleep in his own room would be dictating how he spends his
, or giving him shit over buying toys with it.
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somejerk said:I think Chris is just spending his
That would be a sound theory if there was any evidence that Barb gives a shit, or is even aware of, what he spends his money on. I can't imagine she'd start now, after he's spent untold hundreds of dollars on anal beads, dildos, and inflatable sex dolls.
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Unless you have something from a non-public source, this still seems to me like the work of an anti-troll (not gonna name names) with a grudge to bear against the forum who saw all the furor over donations to Chris' charity account and is now trying to wind up the forum some more in like kind.Marvin said:
That being said, the particular purchases (lego delorean, limited edition buylanders crap with no in game benefits) seem very randomly Chris like, and not something a tryhard anti-troll would select.
That's the really baffling part to me, too, and the main reason why I suspect a tryhard anti-troll more. If this is Chris lying, why would he lie about it? If this is really part of some scheme of Chris', it's not like his earlier rather sad attempts at "baffling the trolls". I honestly cannot guess what his objective might be. Him attempting to wind up the forums like I suspect the tryhard to be attempting seems a little beyond his normal modus operandi.
I think that's a given. I doubt Barb could identify one new element of Chris' share of the hoard from any other; one piece of plastic junk probably looks just like any other to her eyes, so there's no need for Chris to hide his junk purchases from her. It's also extremely unlikely she has any contact with (or even knowledge of) most of his online activities, so these posts of his cannot be for Barb's benefit.
If it is all just Chris, then it has to be "for the trolls". But whether it's Chris or not, it still leaves us with the same options: ignore it or react to encourage Chris to waste more
?Why would you even do that?CompyRex said:
"Pearls before swine."
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Yeah maybe. Obviously i don't know, it's not really a theory, it's just a hunch. I will say that back in the glory days of dildos and anal-beads Barb and Chris didn't spend every waking second together, or have a legal settlement to deal with. But really it could be nothing more than barb giving him shit for being a 30-something year old man who spends all of his money on toys and vidya. (she is his mother after all) But like i said... i don't know. It definitely could be someone else. I just get the feeling that it's Chris.MrTroll said:somejerk said:I think Chris is just spending his
That would be a sound theory if there was any evidence that Barb gives a shit, or is even aware of, what he spends his money on. I can't imagine she'd start now, after he's spent untold hundreds of dollars on anal beads, dildos, and inflatable sex dolls.
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If he is buying all this crap for himself, maybe he's posting it online to make himself believe he's got someone out there willing to give him presents so he doesn't have to admit how alone he is.
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Didn't he once lie about trolls "hacking" his credit card accounts to hide his purchases from Bob and Barb? Based on Kim's and somejerk's comments, I'd say this is looking all that much more likely. I wonder what bills are going unpaid so the selfish fat fuck can buy more toys and games for himself?
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You all watch; the ebin crowd's loaded these gifts with cameras and mics so that they can 
Chris and get live feed of it.
Chris and get live feed of it.
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somejerk said:Yeah maybe. Obviously i don't know, it's not really a theory, it's just a hunch. I will say that back in the glory days of dildos and anal-beads Barb and Chris didn't spend every waking second together, or have a legal settlement to deal with. But really it could be nothing more than barb giving him shit for being a 30-something year old man who spends all of his money on toys and vidya. (she is his mother after all) But like i said... i don't know. It definitely could be someone else. I just get the feeling that it's Chris.MrTroll said:somejerk said:I think Chris is just spending his
That would be a sound theory if there was any evidence that Barb gives a shit, or is even aware of, what he spends his money on. I can't imagine she'd start now, after he's spent untold hundreds of dollars on anal beads, dildos, and inflatable sex dolls.
Maybe she gives Chris more shit now because she paid Snyder's medical bills. Or maybe their financial situation worsened with Bob gone, and Barb unable to control Chris's reckless spending. Does Chris even pay his parents rent anymore?
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Maybe Barb has put Chris's spending on a leash after his fender bender last month?
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Maybe Barb's just complaining about how Chris spends his money, which in his eyes is about the same as dictating how he spends his money.
Also, that toy looks stupid.
Also, that toy looks stupid.
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It's been a while since I've bought something on Amazon to be shipped to someone else, but doesn't the packing slip include your name and address, even on a "gift" purchase where it hides the cost? So if this is indeed the work of a tryhard, wouldn't Chris conceivably now have their dox?
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Do we have an insider now? It could just be private.MrTroll said:
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Something just occurred to me: Normally I would say it can't be Chris buying this stuff because he's saving his for a PS4. But Chris saving money is the most unlikely scenario of all.
, or at least complains about it when he does, but I also have no doubt Chris has developed various methods over the years for hiding his purchasing from Barb. Making up stories online about "gifts from trolls" has never before been one of those methods for hiding purchases from Barb. It doesn't even make sense as Barb has no online presence (so far as I know). I think it's unlikely Chris would suddenly start doing this now to hide his purchasing from Barb. If it is Chris, there has to be some other reason why he's lying about it.
for a PS4. But Chris saving money is the most unlikely scenario of all.I bet it's that dang, dirty paintingatree.CatParty said:
I have no doubt that Barb tries to control how Chris wastes theSome JERK said:But I don't think it's too far gone to think that the woman who won't let him leave the house, or even sleep in his own room would be dictating how he spends his
, or at least complains about it when he does, but I also have no doubt Chris has developed various methods over the years for hiding his purchasing from Barb. Making up stories online about "gifts from trolls" has never before been one of those methods for hiding purchases from Barb. It doesn't even make sense as Barb has no online presence (so far as I know). I think it's unlikely Chris would suddenly start doing this now to hide his purchasing from Barb. If it is Chris, there has to be some other reason why he's lying about it.That may actually be part of it. More and more I am thinking Chris has a Cargo Cult way of dealing with the world. This could be just another example of the Chris equivalent of building ersatz landing strips and cargo planes out of bamboo. He pretends to be a "troll" sending him gifts in order to give the universe, or at least the trolls, the right idea.mortal_wombat said:
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Very Honest Content said:From the Amazon reviews of the item in question (emphasis mine);
"2.0 out of 5 stars Very Disappointed in Activision September 24, 2013
By Erin L DeMoulin
Amazon Verified Purchase
This figure is just cosmetic beauty in the "special edition" that is advertised. The figure depicts Eye Brawl with a full black body and a jack o lantern pumpkin head, but when the figure is placed on the portal of power and loads into the game, the character in the video game shows up as just plain regular Eye Brawl. It does not reflect the special colors like Molten Hot Dog, or Scarlet Ninjini or even any of the Legendary characters do. I have an 8 year old autistic son...and to say that the toy did not meet his expectations is an understatement. Very dissapointed tears followed after discovering the Halloween Special edition is misleading."
Hope they weren't.
I can't stand it when parents trot out their child's autism in an amazon review when it is unnecessary.
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