Chris' Relationship with his Car

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I'm watching "Hoarders: Buried Alive" (Season 2, Episode 1) and Benny, one of the hoarders, says that he spends a lot of his time in his car. He said "it's like a second home to me" and that he can do "everything there, except bathe". He carries around an antenna TV that can live off the car's outlet and basically lounges around, parked near the beach.

I know it's a popular theory between Marvin and ABL that he spends the majority of his day outside, when Barb permits, but how much time do you guys think he spends in his car? Do you think he lives in a similar situation?
 
Dunno, it doesn't have free wi-fi and he can't complain about people ignoring him if he sits in his car so I don't think it's likely.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Dunno, it doesn't have free wi-fi and he can't complain about people ignoring him if he sits in his car so I don't think it's likely.
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Don't iPads have satellite Internet?
 
McDonalds wifi probably extends a bit into the parking lot.
 
Same as the relationships with his sweethearts. Takes it for granted, doesn't work at it and will simply forget about it when it dies.
 
....anyone else see the thread title and immidiately think of the infamous failed sitcom "My mother the car"?

just me?

my mind in a weird place tonight
 
They call the murderious car

CHRIStine

No buisness man is safe.
 
He is confirmed to play vidya and sleep in the Cadillac according to an old iteration of the CWCki Forums, and with the Aerostar nonrunning in the backyard, that is likely his hiding place from :snorlax: and ]:(P , assuming that it has not been repurposed as a doghouse or hoard containment device.
 
I'm guessing he, like many people, view his car as an appliance to get from home to food and china-attracting locations.

Or maybe he banged the hooker in the back seat of the Seville.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Same as the relationships with his sweethearts. Takes it for granted, doesn't work at it and will simply forget about it when it dies.
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Snatched the words from my fingertips: It's an academic question, because Chris doesn't want relationships, but slaves.
 
Son-chu looks like an extension of the hoard. Any sort of object with space inside of it is fair game for the Chandlers to throw their crap into, I guess
 
Wen you say the words "relationship" and "car", all I can think of is that website that has nothing but pictures of dragons fucking cars.
 
Hmmmm, didn't we get a glimpse of Son-Chu from google earth?

If I recall it was packed with junk, the hoard has evolved into a mobile from?

No one is really safe...
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Hmmmm, didn't we get a glimpse of Son-Chu from google earth?

If I recall it was packed with junk, the hoard has evolved into a mobile from?

No one is really safe...
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Yep! Mobile Hoard 1.0 provides the mental safety of of 500 pounds of Goodwill items yet the versatility to recieve Q-sand's at will! Why have such a high tow rating on a vehicle if you don't use it 100% of the time?
 
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