Chris released from jail on bond

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He's already on Facebook clicking like on some MLP shit. I don't think it will be too long now until we see a full sperg in one of his Sonic groups about the entire situation.

You can't keep Chris off the internet.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
I give Chris a 46% chance of doing this again at a different store in the next week.
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He's not gonna go to a different store...

You know damn well what he's going to do... He is going to go there wearing the same thing, probably hasn't changed clothes, probably won't change clothes, and he is going to steal a t-shirt from Sears (or a blouse, he is a tomgirl, afterall...) put it over his head, and do the exact same thing he did on 12/26. When the cops come he will leave the shirt on his head and talk in a low voice and call himself "Jenkins" and say it was him all along trying to frame Chris.
 
Despite what people say, he likely isn't going to get a year or more. In the description of punishment for this particular classification of felony, it says that the judge may, at their discretion, assign less than a year in prison and/or a fine of like 5k. That's likely what'll happen here - either just the fine or the fine plus some small amount of jail time. Likely no more than a couple months.
 
If Chris ends up going to prison, who wants to wager that he'll try to sue the county and state for discrimination for sending him to a men's correctional facility?

Since he views himself as a woman, it wouldn't be surprising to me if someone doesn't convince him he has a case.
 
blackie toy said:
Whatever the tat is, it'll be on his taint, and represent his soul-clit.
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If Chris gets a tattoo in prison on his taint while telling his fellow inmates it's where his clit would be, who wants to bet he tries to fight someone when they point out to him that the clit isn't located right next to the anus?
 
Job said:
Anyone think Chris could make a break for the border?
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1. He's a coward.
2. He doesn't know where Australia or Korea is and he thinks Moldavia is a real country. Chris is going nowhere.
 
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