Chris released from jail on bond

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morganna said:
I'm glad Chris has been released from jail on bond. Now he can catch up on her Sonichu medallion commissions. ... That's still a thing, right? No?
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UGGGGGGH! TOO MUCH STWESSSSSS!

Dang Dirty Troll said:
When his fellow inmates point out to him he's wrong, he'll probably call them trolls and begin throwing Curseyehamehas around.
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Why is everyone assuming the other prisoners won't just laugh at him?
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
A year?! Fuck, Chris is gonna come out of there a changed manchild.
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A year? They'd have to keep Chris locked in a broom closet 24/7 for the whole twelve months in order to keep him from getting shanked for saying/doing something stupid and pissing off another inmate.

blackie toy said:
The clit would be located next to the anus if the anus were the vagina. :cryblood:
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Mangina.
 
Chris wouldn't change in prison. He would probably just rant on about how Sega and Snyder deliberately changed Sonic's arm blue so he would end up in prison. He will learn absolutely nothing.
 
XQX said:
Bail is to guarantee you'll show up on your court date. After your trial you get your money back, guilty or innocent. A bailbondsman will take 10% and put the full amount up for you, after the trial he gets his money back but keeps your 10%. If you don't show up to your trial he will hire a bounty hunter to find you and bring you to court so he doesn't lose his money.
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I also believe that deliberately not appearing in court will result in major charges, I heard you can get 20 years for that or something. That's pretty serious stuff.
 
Job said:
Anyone think Chris could make a break for the border?
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Knowing Chris' dismal knowledge of geography (not that Bob at least tried to teach him), Chris will make it into Georgia and demand to be granted Asylum.
 
Oh motherfucker... I stop coming to the forum for the holidays thinking nothing interesting was gonna happen and then come back and ~BAM!!~ I see "Chris released on bail" in big red letters at the front... son of a bitch!
 
While here no-one would have had to put up any money for Chris to be released (the police would likely have granted him bail on his own recognisance), there would have been certain conditions attached to his bail - generally reporting to a police station periodically and, in a case like this, staying away from the shopping centre. If there had been conditions like that attached to Chris's release, would that show on any of the publicly accessible records or is that something we're only going to learn of when he spergs out on Facebook?
 
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