Lolcow Chris Schewe / Shoenice - Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.

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This guy is still at it?!?

I remember when he tried to start a Youtube feud with the LA Beast like a decade ago...the Beast didn't even have the heart to take offense it was so pathetic.

Just picture The Wern trying to be Bam Margera and that was basically Shoenice back then. Never thought he would end up with a thread here...honestly figured he would be in a secure institution by now
 
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Wernie Sanders said:
This guy is still at it?!?

I remember when he tried to start a Youtube feud with the LA Beast like a decade ago...the Beast didn't even have the heart to take offense it was so pathetic.

Just picture The Wern trying to be Bam Margera and that was basically Shoenice back then. Never thought he would end up with a thread here...honestly figured he would be in a secure institution by now
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Yeah, just massive amounts of shittalking. He's online again now. "don't care how much you bench.. I beat up gym pussies". Trying to beef with Bradley Martyn RN and whoever "the nell crew" is.

Still doing that awful Marge Simpson impression too

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Trying to figure out that Youtube thing for download
 
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I would actually bet Shoenice to watch him fight someone. He just needs to devour two 6 packs of school supplies and Vodka. Then it'd be a real show.
 
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I would actually bet Shoenice to watch him fight someone. He just needs to devour two 6 packs of school supplies and Vodka. Then it'd be a real show.
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Ice Poseidon......wasn't that the faggot who started picking on Jason Jenova IRL only to eat an Order 66 from hell and have to apologize to him? That would be funny, if it is. I'd put up $100 into the purse for that fight.
 
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Ice Poseidon......wasn't that the faggot who started picking on Jason Jenova only to eat an Order 66 from hell and have to apologize to him? That would be funny, if it is. I'd put up $100 into the purse for that fight.
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Well Ice pretty much told the truth to his fans that he actually scammed, lied to them. It was pretty open . Ice is a thief and I would fucking love to see drunken Shoenice beat his ass for 100$ on stage.
 
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One minute of wild swings before TKO via exhaustion and/or puking. Years of alcoholism and subtance abuse do not a good fighter make.
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I expect Shoenice to go fucking GG Allin crazy at Ice Poseidon. I don't think he'll throw shit or piss at him but more likely to punch and throw and spit at him calling him racist words. Ice would just be a human dogtoy to Shoenice lol
 
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Damn every time I see a new notification for this thread I think: "Did Shoenice finally croak after like four or five decades of shoving heinous shit down his throat?"

Apparently the answer is no. Scientists should be studying this man's genes to determine what exactly has given him such longevity in the face of doing such stupid, reckless shit throughout his life.
 
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Not sure if im shizo but ever since ShoeNice followed me on Twitter Ive been getting these very obvious bot accounts that always have girl names

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So much of his stuff even in this thread is lost, mostly due to the termination of his youtube channel and liveleak going offline. There is a small archive.org collection of a hater's channel, said hater's active channel is also probably the best place to go for shoe content because he literally is the only stream clipper lol which is where most of the threadworthy stuff appears but is also incredibly difficult because he hops between platforms so often and deletes his livestreams. Other good clip channels focusing on his controversial content is Shoenice Awareness, Scamming Sucknice and Shoenice Hater Club. His main channel is barely worth talking about anymore, he attempts the same stuff that got him views in the early 2010s mixed in with a desperate foray into other genres such as ASMR. The deleted videos channel in the OP needs to be archived but preservetube isn't working right now, so here are the more revealing videos from these channels, includes alleged pedophilia, politisperging and scamming. The murder stuff is missing because that's in the OP. There's a lot of stuff floating around on youtube and maybe other sites, he's been at this so long there are clips with BlogTV and Musically watermarks. He just makes so much nontent and has so few viewers that stuff is bound to fall through the cracks, although considering most of the viewers that watch his lives are haters and the 'haha I'm glad you're still around you're so funny' types are mostly the domain of Youtube comments. sometimes even on hater clipper channels lol. Again thank these channels and the excellent ShoeniceDeletedVideosX30 for most of the legwork here. This is just being posted here for posterity.
Shoenice threatens to rape Weezy's underage daughter after creeping on her facebook (WHEN SHE TURNS 21). 2019-11-24

Chris allegedly has sex with an underage girl, this is the weezy he is referring to in the rest of the videos. From 2021-7-6

Shoe inviting weezy to fight him 2021-10-1

Chris threatens Weezy with lawsuit over predator exposure. from 2021-10-13

Shoenice refuses to upload until Weezy and his wife are banned from Youtube, Cyrax has verbatim said this lol. from 2021-12-22

Chris seethes at InternetAjay for signal boosting Weezy's allegations in a video. 2022-2-25

Shoenice's Brainwashed Victim Tries To Say She Consented To Everything. From 2022-7-22

Victim later admits she was tricked. video undated
Surprisingly, despite his portrayal in the infamous Vice documentary as an altruistic, happy-go-lucky weed smoker, Chris is a Trump supporters and likely a racist, regardless he is widely suspected to be bisexual by fans. It is unknown if he has resorted to homosexual sexual favors during homelessness for substances, although some argue comments like these are a way to minimize and cope wit his gay for pay actions. Both being said, both his sexualty and political opinions rarely come up on modern streams, which are just begging, happy tears and calling out the same handful of people (notably h3h3 and the LA Beast) years after their drama ended.





Unsurprisingly, shoe was not a fan of Trump and gave him ironic advice, which was the tradition of the time.

More surprisingly, Chris liked Bernie Sanders, and also in the style of the time, he performed a humiliation ritual in support of him. Both of these are from 2016.

Despite his support for Brocialism, this did not stop the ol' Shoe from going on racist tirades around this time period.


As many Americans did, Chris became radicalized over the Trump presidency and was a much different person by the 2020 election cycle. By december of 2019, he was a fervernt supporter of Donald Trump, he then did the ultimate right-wing SJW move and planned to antagonize supporters of other canididates into violence and also insisted supporters of others unsub from him.

Misogynistic rant from around the same time, although this wasn't as new of a behavior of his sudden fanaticism for the then president.

Seething about Biden's victory, November 2020 and december 2020. He was living in his car around this time?


But it's not all doom and gloom allegations and politisperging for ol' shoey, he is known for making an ass of himself in other, less polemic ways, too. Like scams (even scamming Jet Neptune lol), stand up comedy and wanting to join the fucking UFC. Get ready for Shoe "The Freight Train" Nice making his debut at 60!
Compilation of his scams, an older video, back when he was still liked and had the pretense of charity and not cryptocurrency or Cameos.

Hurpalurping around as MMA training

Trying to act, filming a personal ad and releasing it on the internet much like Chris Chan would back in the day. An amusing comment was left on this youtube video that shall also be preserved for posterity.

I remember I got an email from him once, me and ten thousand other people, from shoenice telling us that he finally got a deal to do a show on TV and he was emailing everyone who ever doubted him (I did doubt him but have no idea how he got my email) to let us know he was finally successful while we were all still haters with no life. Just though it was hilarious how he literally saved the email of every person who doubted him/insulted him etc then emailed all of us to lie about getting a movie/show deal. Wow. It was a long email chain, there were thousands upon thousands of us.
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Failing a public food challenge

A-Log tier stand-up set

However, all of these are from 2015-2016, which is arguably Chris's most productive and best year as a lolcow, but there are some nuggets of gold later on, too. In 2019, to prove he was still training for the UFC, he shadowboxed in his chair. According to a comment on this video, he is 5'3 (160cm).

Everyone's seen the homeless videos that's in all the QRD videos, but this is a less popular but well beloved freakout, aimed at the Troy NY police. From 2019.

Harassing randoms in the street about his youtube fame because of his anger towards H3H3 for reasons unclear at this moment in time.

scammed jet neptune lol

In 2021, Shoe's now ex girlfriend kicked him, this prompted a 40 minute long disaster begging stream. in 2021.

Shoenice burying the shit out of the family he abandoned to eat paste for money

Chris is larsonposting on his Youtube about how angry he is at his family for cutting him off

BONUS: Weezy relapsing on stream
This is by no means comprehensive, but take it as a short list of some of his greatest hits and worst blunders (notable omissions are the las vegas strip public meltdowns, but those are hard to find concise clips of) more than a serious lore dump (about stuff other than the pedo allegations, which nobody but his haydurs talk about) that don't involve him eating inedible objects or slamming alcohol which many say is fake anwyay. Shoe is just as good as any other of the famous lolcow but right now he has such a one track mind about staying in a motel in Denver that much ments aren't being had. He's just so hard to find, both livestreaming and in person, he is terrified of being doxed for some reason and I dont understand why, what are they gonna do? Send him a sauce sandwich? If anything it might land him free booze like Cobra. From his voice alone I would say he doesn't have much time left but people have been speculating he's dead since the early 2010s so I suspect he's gonna pull a cooking with jack and outlive us all.

I might take a look at his crypto scam but I doubt it was even his idea, I'm sure with it happening to both him and Boogie that every has been social media personality has promoted a pump and dump lately so I'm sure it's a nothingburger.
 
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I wish I had kept that video or site address I found of some bathtub vodka company using one of Shoenice's videos of him slamming a fifth of their swill as some kind of promotional win for their company, but this was a few years before archiving shit like this became a thing.

I absolutely laughed my ass off at the time. I don't even remember how or why I ended up at that company's website in the first place, but seeing a Shoenice video there fuckin' split my sides.
 
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