Lolcow Chris Schewe / Shoenice - Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.

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Man vs persistent rat said:
Where does he currently post his content, or has he given up?
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His pulped liver will give up on him LONG before he gives up being a drunken fuckwad on the Internet.

I actually found a company that used a video of Shoenice killing a 40-pounder of their vodka in one gulp as fucking advertising on their web-page a couple months back. I could only laugh and wonder just how good that particular endorsement was for growing their biz.
 
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Shoenice on H3h3

It's time...let's talk about how genuinely disturbing this was. I feel so bad for him but I also can't stand him. He comes from such a traumatizing background and is genuinely severely mentally ill as we all know.
But it hurt my heart when he went off talking about how he doesn't talk to his "dick" son. Although, maybe that's better for his son anyway. I feel so bad for his children. and him. I don't know what to feel but this was a train wreck for sure.


And also. I actually thought he was over. so seeing him drinking that mini bottle made me so sad.
 
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Trombonista said:
Why does he call himself Shoenice?
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He has nothing but bad things to say about his entire family line. He sees himself as "the nice Schewe," so he just swapped the words and made it phonetic. This was Ethan Klein's take anyway, I didn't hear it from the man himself.

Apparently it's normal behavior for him to rename videos or film them/take them down himself in rapid-fire succession; best, fastest way to archive some of the wackier videos before he wipes them? 4 pages in and this thread is littered with dead YT embeds.
 
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Does anyone have any info on Christopher’s “dick son” -h3h3 ? Didn’t he start shoenices youtube page before he got divorced and kicked out? This one may be a large stretch, but is STEPHEN DELEONARDIS (STEVE WILLDOIT) potentially Christophers “son” he speaks of? If not his actual son, maybe a “son” in the sense of a prodigy?






 
Nothing new, but he had a stream going on this morning begging for money in his car to pay rent, which I thought he always lived rent free. People were donating 0.83c and of course he is proclaiming that he doesn't drink anymore.

Edit: Nvm, he just said he is living in his car right now and NEEDS the money to get a hotel room for the night. This is the last time he will beg for money because after Monday, we will be set and back on track.
 
mrlouisianarub said:
Nothing new, but he had a stream going on this morning begging for money in his car to pay rent, which I thought he always lived rent free. People were donating 0.83c and of course he is proclaiming that he doesn't drink anymore.

Edit: Nvm, he just said he is living in his car right now and NEEDS the money to get a hotel room for the night. This is the last time he will beg for money because after Monday, we will be set and back on track.
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Wow I guess that Cameo business was really doing him good. I remember him about 8 months ago stating that he allegedly collects thousands of dollars a month from Cameo, yet chooses to live in crack motels for some reason... odd. At least he's 3 weeks sober though... probably not though.

He's back to cloud chasing LA Beast again. I found this comment from an alt on his most recent video that I found pretty funny:
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shaverinocory said:
Shoenice Live 5422

Currently live talking shit against everyone. Saying he used to beat up everyone in police departments and frats.
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Video already removed. WHY YOU NOT ARCHIVE, NIGGER?!?!

Also, amazed he is still alive. I thought his liver would have strangled him in his sleep ages ago by now.
 
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