LGBT Chris' Taint

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The Midnight Rapist said:
Pardon me if anyone has said this already, the threads tl;dr.
I think Peter makes a joke in Family Guy about piercing his balls in the gay district. Since Chris has copied the show sooo many time before...
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Peter also stuck his penis in an electric pencil sharpener. Just in case Chris missed that episode.

I'm really torn on this. I'm an A-Knight.
 
Petronella said:
At the risk of sounding very gross, how does someone with one of these piercings answer nature's call without accidentally pulling the thing out?
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*sigh*There should be a rule that people need to look up what a taint is before posting in this thread.
 
So when Chris was demand we buy his commisons on EBay so he could fix Barb's teeth was Barb's teeth code for pierce my gooch?
 
Are people exaggerating that the inevitable infection from this could kill him? Or is his life really in danger? Should we do something (though I have no idea what)?

Watching Chris trip over his own stupidity is fun and all, but I don't want to see him die from it.
 
Marvin said:
Unless he takes the piercing out and lets it close up (and being extremely dedicated in cleaning it as that happens), he's going to die.
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In all seriousness, what are the odds that this is going to happen? (I mean Chris taking off the piercing and then cleaning it until it closes up?) considering all the factors that can make him take it off (Barb, Kim, Rocky, a Doctor, Anna, Da Sweetheart, LGBT community, and even himself?).
 
Baseless reason speculation ahead...

So, I hate to admit that I know this because it reveals the terrible shit I read, but in the "adults only" comic Moon Over June about two terrible, sex-crazed lesbians, one lesbian convinces the other to get her clitoris pierced (she already has one herself) because she says it improves orgasms. Immediately afterwards she has a huge orgasm riding on a motorcycle because of the piercing. Her final conclusion is that clit piercings are awesome.

It's a 100% sex-focused and absolutley irredeemable comic so I wonder if Chris read it and started getting ideas...
 
Damn. So...Chris is probably gonna die, huh? What will become of Barb? What will become of CWCki?
 
Stuff and Things said:
In all seriousness, what are the odds that this is going to happen? (I mean Chris taking off the piercing and then cleaning it until it closes up?) considering all the factors that can make him take it off (Barb, Kim, Rocky, a Doctor, Anna, Da Sweetheart, LGBT community, and even himself?).
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Anytime a wound gets infected is a potentially dangerous situation. Having that infection result from exposing the wound to feces exponentially increases that risk.
 
lolwut said:
Anytime a wound gets infected is a potentially dangerous situation. Having that infection result from exposing the wound to feces exponentially increases that risk.
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That is right, brother. The gooch piercing in general is super risky. According to wiki, it takes 6 to 9 months to heal correctly. Chris, someone who sucks at hygiene, has to keep a hard to clean area clean for 6 to 9 months, man
 
4Macie said:
OMG! Someone had to touch it.... and handle it... And WHY?!? You'd SIT ON IT constantly. This literally seems like the worst idea ever.

Why did he do this? Is it for his girlfriend? And I can't imagine just any piercing place would do this, which means he'd have to search for a place to do this, which means he probably took time to consider it. Please please please don't tell me this was a girlfriend request.

We need a "Horrified" rating. Please please please. I'm so horrified.
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Well... that's the consequence of having a career that involves dealing with other's privates.

Some days you get a really hot guy/girl and some days you get Chris.
 
That's Our Lolcow said:
Damn. So...Chris is probably gonna die, huh? What will become of Barb? What will become of CWCki?
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- Barb will probably go into assisted living, since her mental state is well past the state of being questionable and with 14BC in ruins she'll be homeless before long.
- We will move on to focus more on the other lolcows. GK in particular has quickly evolved into being a proto-Chris at this point, responding almost daily to the mere existence of this community now, so maybe we'll rename to something more fitting once Chris has gone to the great CWCville in the sky and become one with the Sonichu.
 
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