LGBT Chris' Taint

[The Joker]

Okay, we really need a vomiting rating icon, because that may be the most disgusting story I've ever heard.

My question is why the hell would anyone (not just Chris) get one of these?! They sound like a literal pain in the ass (or close enough to it).

Whenever a client asks for an intimate tattoo, I try to talk them out of it for their own health, but I can blame the internet cor them thinking it will give them sexual pleasure. No pleasure, just pus, and lots of it.

 

[axcel]

So, which rugby shirt are they going to bury him in?

 

[tehpope]

So, which rugby shirt are they going to bury him in?

His brown striped shirt of course! Or his Classic red one.

 

[I AM STRAIGHT!!!!]

At this point, if I don't see photos of Chris's unpierced taint, I'll never believe he didn't do it.

 

[lolwut]

Well, I guess this is it everybody. This is the CWC Ragnarok!

At least the Ragnarok is supposed to be an epic last stand of the Gods. This? This is a fat, autistic man slowly dieing of infection in a room full of toys. Its like a surreal blend of Lovecraftian horror and Shakespearean tragedy.

Also, what the fuck is up with Kim? I know she's not the whitest of knights, but when Chris has the ENTIRE CWCki in an uproar and believing he's in legitimate danger you would think she'd have more to say than "You go girl!"

 

[axcel]

At this point, if I don't see photos of Chris's unpierced taint, I'll never believe he didn't do it.

I need to see a picture of Chris' taint next to today's edition of the newspaper or he'll never get the ransom money.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

Aw man, I was late for the disgusted party.

 

[Blueberry]

At this point, if I don't see photos of Chris's unpierced taint, I'll never believe he didn't do it.

Actually...yeah. The burden of proof lies on Chris NOT doing something completely fucking stupid.

 

[Thetan]

Chris says he bathes and/or showers every day. He also claims to eat healthy (he shoves fruits and vegetables down his throat).

 

[Linako 2.0]

At least the Ragnarok is supposed to be an epic last stand of the Gods. This? This is a fat, autistic man slowly dieing of infection in a room full of toys. Its like a surreal blend of Lovecraftian horror and Shakespearean tragedy.

too bad most of his toys burned out... please don't remind me that most of his stuff are long gone....

 

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

At least the Ragnarok is supposed to be an epic last stand of the Gods. This? This is a fat, autistic man slowly dieing of infection in a room full of toys.

Well, it's only getting started...

 

[Coldgrip]

I'd tend to believe him on it...

That's, very naive of you.

It's only been two days, if he can't follow extremely important hygiene instructions for two days after such a major piercing...

And he can't

...I feel like he'd just avoid mentioning it rather than make a big deal about how clean he's keeping it.

This is the Christopher Christian Weston-Chandler spanish name Ricardo Kaka Apple Crisp we're talking about. He will tell you that he has a number of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS to prove to you he doesn't wear women's clothing, that the woman he's having outercourse with is not his imaginary sister Crystal but his only friend Megan and that the only reason he doesn't spoon with his mother as much any more is because his father objected to it.

So, if this wasn't the girlfriend's idea, I'm curious if he ran it by her before he did it. He must have brought up the plan and talked about how well he'd be able to scissor her after getting it done.

And like any decent troll she told Chris to run with the idea. Unless this was suppose to be a surprise for her .

 

[Blueberry]

One thing though...the professional who did this piercing would legally have to advise Chris not to use rubbing alcohol to clean it, right?

 

[Gothicserpent]

So when do you think Chris is going to grow tired of this "Lesbian woman trapped in a man's body" thing and go back to being the same old fatty?

 

[CWCissey]

So when do you think Chris is going to grow tired of this "Lesbian woman trapped in a man's body" thing and go back to being the same old fatty?

When Mrs Troll leaves him.

 

[boixosnois]

Man, this shit got too bizarre. I thought the 14BC fire was too much for a year and now this. I expected crazy and/or usual funny shenaningans from Tranny Chris but this shit is way, WAY too much. I hope he reconsiders what he's done and takes that off before putting his life at risk

 

[CWCissey]

Man, this shit got too bizarre. I thought the 14BC fire was too much for a year and now this. I expected crazy and/or usual funny shenaningans from Tranny Chris but this shit is way, WAY too much. I hope he reconsiders what he's done and takes that off before putting his life at risk

Nope, if anything I see Chris using the piercing as some sort of fastening, effectively making his Buffalo Bill act a permanent show.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

So when do you think Chris is going to grow tired of this "Lesbian woman trapped in a man's body" thing and go back to being the same old fatty?

In my opinion, it's too late. He's deluded himself far too much to revert back to old!chris.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

At least taints have a purpose.

Every taint is sacred. Every taint is great. If a male lesbian taint is unpierced, Godbear becomes irate.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Man, this shit got too bizarre. I thought the 14BC fire was too much for a year and now this. I expected crazy and/or usual funny shenaningans from Tranny Chris but this shit is way, WAY too much. I hope he reconsiders what he's done and takes that off before putting his life at risk

Taking it out now could actually make things worse. It hasn't had time to heal, and at least the bar is plugging the hole.