LGBT Chris' Taint

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Dunno where you got the idea it's a simple procedure,

it's surprisingly simple for what it is, i mean. there's a bunch of videos about it on youtube, the surgery takes like half an hour. but it's a moot point to be arguing about penis-to-vagina surgeries because we all know chris will never remove his damned :pickle: and get his spirit vagina so i'll shut up now.
 
I've had my ears pierced three different times (at Claire's, the last time was when I was 13) , they've closed up each time because I'm allergic to cheap metal (Even the button on Jeans will give me problems) and wearing them became unbearable to the point I just had to take them out, I can say getting an infection from this shit isn't fun in the slightest, I even have a small abscess on the back of my right ear, it doesn't hurt anymore though, but never again. The thought of having a piercing in such a spot terrifies me especially if something were to happen and I can only hope he sticks to cleaning it because an infection like that isn't something I'd wish on anyone. I really hope this doesn't end as badly as it could for him, but this is Chris we're talking about...
 
And soon, we may be learning how does one sit with a taint piercing.

My guess is this:

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Does anyone know if the person who gave him the piercing tried to talk him out of it or anything?

Why would they?

Fatty is an adult in mind and body, just because he acts like a retard doesn't mean anyone can over-ride his choices.

Trouble with Fatty is that he's never had to face the consequences of his bad choices but I have the feeling that this choice in particular will come back to bite him in the ass.
 
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
 
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
What do you think they can do, besides say "You should really lose weight and clean your house up"? It's not like either of those things are illegal.
 
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
He''ll probably end up going to the ER when it gets too painful instead of making an appointment beforehand so I doubt the doctors will do anything other than treat the infection.
 
Aah you got me, now I must make a lengthy post about how The Room is a feminist masterpiece with Jungian themes and a slight Maoist undertone.
Jesus is that the kind of stuff Cole writes? I never read any of his reviews, figuring they'd just be the opinions on films by a sane man who just happened to have some slightly insane blood relatives, nothing really interesting. If you're not playing that up for comedic effect though, I definitely would say there's a family resemblance.

I wonder if getting a taint piercing is kind of like a midlife crisis for a Tomgirl.
 
Jesus is that the kind of stuff Cole writes? I never read any of his reviews, figuring they'd just be the opinions on films by a sane man who just happened to have some slightly insane blood relatives, nothing really interesting. If you're not playing that up for comedic effect though, I definitely would say there's a family resemblance.

I wonder if getting a taint piercing is kind of like a midlife crisis for a Tomgirl.
Not likely. Chris genuinely thought that he should get a taint piercing to give him an "un-clit" and he thinks it'll help him scissor a lesbian. I still have no idea what he thinks he'll get out of scissoring a girl...
 
Kind of. I believe he praised The Lego Movie as a revolutionary socialist film about the evils of corporate capitalism and the bourgeois always limiting the creativity of the little man.

Because Cole just can't write a review that essentially says "I really enjoyed this movie! No hidden meaning, no deep, thoughtful messages, it's just great fun!"
 
Not likely. Chris genuinely thought that he should get a taint piercing to give him an "un-clit" and he thinks it'll help him scissor a lesbian. I still have no idea what he thinks he'll get out of scissoring a girl...

Could it be... he was thinking about satisfying HER needs over his own?!

No.
 
Why would they?

Oh, I'm sure they would have told him it was a bad idea and tried to teach him basic hygiene. Contrary to popular stereotypes, most tattoo and piercing places are quite professional. I've never known a tattoo artist who would work on, say, a drunk person or a kid. It happens, but its about as common as liquor stores selling to minors. It gets people in a lot of trouble, and nobody wants to be prosecuted for that shit. So yeah, unless fatty found some guy doing it out of a back alley or a van (which sadly, knowing Chris, we can't rule out), they almost certainly warned him up front.
 
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