LGBT Chris' Taint

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sonichuis44 said:
Dunno where you got the idea it's a simple procedure,
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it's surprisingly simple for what it is, i mean. there's a bunch of videos about it on youtube, the surgery takes like half an hour. but it's a moot point to be arguing about penis-to-vagina surgeries because we all know chris will never remove his damned :pickle: and get his spirit vagina so i'll shut up now.
 
I've had my ears pierced three different times (at Claire's, the last time was when I was 13) , they've closed up each time because I'm allergic to cheap metal (Even the button on Jeans will give me problems) and wearing them became unbearable to the point I just had to take them out, I can say getting an infection from this shit isn't fun in the slightest, I even have a small abscess on the back of my right ear, it doesn't hurt anymore though, but never again. The thought of having a piercing in such a spot terrifies me especially if something were to happen and I can only hope he sticks to cleaning it because an infection like that isn't something I'd wish on anyone. I really hope this doesn't end as badly as it could for him, but this is Chris we're talking about...
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
And soon, we may be learning how does one sit with a taint piercing.
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My guess is this:

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JustAnotherWeen said:
Does anyone know if the person who gave him the piercing tried to talk him out of it or anything?
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Why would they?

Fatty is an adult in mind and body, just because he acts like a retard doesn't mean anyone can over-ride his choices.

Trouble with Fatty is that he's never had to face the consequences of his bad choices but I have the feeling that this choice in particular will come back to bite him in the ass.
 
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
 
BaraBatman said:
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
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What do you think they can do, besides say "You should really lose weight and clean your house up"? It's not like either of those things are illegal.
 
BaraBatman said:
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
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He''ll probably end up going to the ER when it gets too painful instead of making an appointment beforehand so I doubt the doctors will do anything other than treat the infection.
 
CWCissey said:
Aah you got me, now I must make a lengthy post about how The Room is a feminist masterpiece with Jungian themes and a slight Maoist undertone.
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Jesus is that the kind of stuff Cole writes? I never read any of his reviews, figuring they'd just be the opinions on films by a sane man who just happened to have some slightly insane blood relatives, nothing really interesting. If you're not playing that up for comedic effect though, I definitely would say there's a family resemblance.

I wonder if getting a taint piercing is kind of like a midlife crisis for a Tomgirl.
 
Sammy said:
Jesus is that the kind of stuff Cole writes? I never read any of his reviews, figuring they'd just be the opinions on films by a sane man who just happened to have some slightly insane blood relatives, nothing really interesting. If you're not playing that up for comedic effect though, I definitely would say there's a family resemblance.

I wonder if getting a taint piercing is kind of like a midlife crisis for a Tomgirl.
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Not likely. Chris genuinely thought that he should get a taint piercing to give him an "un-clit" and he thinks it'll help him scissor a lesbian. I still have no idea what he thinks he'll get out of scissoring a girl...
 
CWCissey said:
Kind of. I believe he praised The Lego Movie as a revolutionary socialist film about the evils of corporate capitalism and the bourgeois always limiting the creativity of the little man.
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Because Cole just can't write a review that essentially says "I really enjoyed this movie! No hidden meaning, no deep, thoughtful messages, it's just great fun!"
 
4Macie said:
Not likely. Chris genuinely thought that he should get a taint piercing to give him an "un-clit" and he thinks it'll help him scissor a lesbian. I still have no idea what he thinks he'll get out of scissoring a girl...
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Could it be... he was thinking about satisfying HER needs over his own?!

No.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Why would they?
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Oh, I'm sure they would have told him it was a bad idea and tried to teach him basic hygiene. Contrary to popular stereotypes, most tattoo and piercing places are quite professional. I've never known a tattoo artist who would work on, say, a drunk person or a kid. It happens, but its about as common as liquor stores selling to minors. It gets people in a lot of trouble, and nobody wants to be prosecuted for that shit. So yeah, unless fatty found some guy doing it out of a back alley or a van (which sadly, knowing Chris, we can't rule out), they almost certainly warned him up front.
 
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