LGBT Chris' Taint

[The Knife's Husbando]

Thank GOD he isn't posting pics!

(over shoulder) "Honey, can we rent a Billboard? One of the digital ones?"

NO!

Spoilsport.

 

[Sadako]

You know what's actually disturbing me more than the though of Chris's piercing?

The fact that some people have already replied 10 times in this single thread :-S

What can I say, Chris's taint is just fascinating!

 

[cheersensei]

I come to browse the forums in the midst of making supper tonight. And then I read this, expecting an offtopic post. I was so very wrong...

I don't think I want my curry anymore...Part of me wants to ask my brother-in-law about piercing care in that region, but I'd have to get shitfaced drunk to do so.

 

[exball]

What can I say, Chris's taint is just fascinating!

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/i-think-i-have-a-crush-on-chris.1564/

You really shouldn't want to see Chris' ass so badly.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Or in the documentary.

Oh, God! If Ken Burns is the director, two hours of it will be dedicated to this event alone.

 

[applecat]

Chris has 99 problems and his taint is one.

 

[Le Bateleur]

What can I say, Chris's taint is just fascinating!

Hey, if it keeps you away from Facebook-stalking his extended family, it's all good

 

[DN 420]

What can I say, Chris's taint is just fascinating!

what the actual fuck am i reading

 

[FBIfellow420]

Well, that's a mental image that will stick with me forever.
I will, in fact, carry this with me after I get stuck in a robot and stay with me until the heat death of the universe.
Thanks. You fucking assholes.

 

[Shadow]

I can see the Facebook posts now.

"PLEASE buy my Sonichu and Rosechu medallions. My mother STILL needs $1000 of dental work, and I now need LOTS OF MONEY to fight an infection of my TAINT from a piercing and need the medical help IMMEDIATELY!"

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Sometimes...I'm forced to look back and think...What a mess we have made.

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since Chris has been churning.
The greatest turnarounds of his life are amazingly all his work.

 

[tehpope]

Thank GOD he isn't posting pics!

Not yet.

 

[MW 002]

Oh, if there's some form of online communication going on with his girlfriend, you bet your un-pierced asshole there will be pics.

Welp, there goes dinner!

 

[Arkangel]

Never before has there been an epic discussion about Chris's body parts since the Chris's Ass thread.

 

[XYZpdq]

Not if Chris dies of a blood infection first.

unless eli fucking dies, this wins.

yeah the winner for me will be whoever dies (died) first

Oh, God! If Ken Burns is the director, two hours of it will be dedicated to this event alone.

(music plays softly) "Mah dearest Elizabeth, we have struggled to make it past The Bend and are approaching the Taint. Should the good lord see us through I'll be returning to you shortly, but ours is a perilous..."

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I actually wonder if the sheer discomfort of a fresh guiche piercing will inspire him to keep the area, if not clean as you and I know it, at least cleaner than before. *ducks a thousand flung "optimistic" icons*

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What can I say, Chris's taint is just fascinating!

Or you're desperate for negative attention like Nick Bate or Connor...

 

[Mourning Dove]

I don't think it was a good idea to continue eating dinner after opening this thread...

Also, since Kim was asking Chris about his intimate piercing, that means he must have told her and possibly others about it. ...Or was Kim the taint piercer?

 

[Friday the Today]

I can see the Facebook posts now.

"PLEASE buy my Sonichu and Rosechu medallions. My mother STILL needs $1000 of dental work, and I now need LOTS OF MONEY to fight an infection of my TAINT from a piercing and need the medical help IMMEDIATELY!"

Nah. Like I said, Barb will put the chompers to use on the operating table for her baby boy

 

[butt in trouble]

Looks like Barb isn't the only one with a holey buttocks.