LGBT Chris' Taint

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Fucking called it-- Edit: Censored the oh-no-oh-so-naughty-bits from Wikipedia

Fucking. Called. It.
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Motherfucking Chris. Thinks the clitoris is located on the taint. :surprised:

He should call it his ass-clit, not his un-clit.

Edit: I give it ten minutes, newest user: Vagina Of My Soul
 
I am not surprised to see him write out all this exposition because for wanting to "inform" the trolls, he is just feeding.
 
4Macie said:
To answer everyone's question, yes you can die. This is probably going to be too weird for people, but after looking it up online I decided to call my friend who does tatoos and piercings. She was a little pissed cuz it was like 1am for her... but once I said "remember the weird guy? he did something..and I need an adult" she was all ears.

Ok so here's what I learned:
1) my friend has done this piercing only once before; she said it was awful and she refuses to do them anymore and makes a co-worker do them
2) she has never ever seen/heard of a man getting this done. She's done one, seen a couple, heard of several... all women.
3) she says they're really popular for women (especially women) but some men get them
4) yes, you can die from the infection they cause, and infection is pretty common because it's impossible to keep that area clean. She said even a fart can cause an infection. OH and she says they tell the people that get them to not wear underwear for the first couple days and to wear this taped down sterile patch there instead. You should change it every 8 hours. Yeah.

There's a longer story, much much longer story. I'm horrified that Chris did this now. I have learned this I NEVER wanted to learn. It's at this point that I can say that I am truly worried for Chris's health. It's not exaggeration that you can die from this. If it gets infected (and we know it's SUPER likely) and you don't get medical help, you'll get so sick you'll likely die. I asked her if he took it out now would he be safe. She said it depends on when he got it. If it's been a couple weeks and it's not infected already, he should be fine. If it's only been a days (or infected already) taking it out could be a bad idea. Taking it out too early can cause a tear between the two holes (it's a surface piercing) which will create a large hole that will just fester... and then you get sick and probably die if you don't get medical help.

TL:biggrin:R I'm horrified, I'm scared, and I'm super disgusted. I also have a shit ton of other information from her that's just... I don't even KNOW anymore. If there's any other questions besides "Can he die?" I have the answers. I'm going to go puke my guts out now and bleach my... everything
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oh okay so he's still dying
 
If Chris is going to spend his tugboat on a genital piercing, I hope at least he got it done at a reputable establishment. You know, the ones with the proper certifications, who frequently sterilize all of their piercing equipment. That way he's less likely to get an infection, whether sexually transmitted or not. It's not likely Chris "splurged" on this, but one can hope?
 
Waitasec.....

Chris said:
I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman!
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And then... at 10:04pm on the 15th...

Chris on Facebook said:
I got my minimum payments made, which took up MOST of the recent sales, BUT my Mother still SERIOUSLY NEEDS her dental work: $600!
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So... he went out, got his taint pierced, comes home, and bitches about how they need money....

Null, thanks for letting this thread be free-reign because... fuck you Chris.
 
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Fucking called it-- Edit: Censored the oh-no-oh-so-naughty-bits from Wikipedia

Fucking. Called. It.
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Oh, so he's a leabian, not a lesbian!

In all seriousness, Chris thinks the taint is where the clit is on a woman? What kind of vaginas has Chris been looking at? Unless he looks at pics of them upside down.

Loving how he assumes lesbians are offended by males by default.
 
He claims that he cleans it personally in daily baths and showers. I imagine that consists of him squatting over a bucket of water and splashing a wet rag on his undercarriage.

And dammit I imagined him doing that.
 
It doesn't surprise me that Chris thinks the clit is on the taint (Fun fact for lesbian male tomgirls or whatever the fuck, it's under where your penis is. All foetuses start off with two little penile like protrusions, if Daddy gives you a Y chromosome, the upper penis grows out and swallows up the lower penis.)

I am surprised by Chris using the word 'sod' though. Has he really been paying that much attention to our British posters?

If so, CHRIS. Sort your life out mate, you're a bloody mess. *sips tea*
 
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Mourning Dove said:
If Chris is going to spend his tugboat on a genital piercing, I hope at least he got it done at a reputable establishment. You know, the ones with the proper certifications, who frequently sterilize all of their piercing equipment. That way he's less likely to get an infection, whether sexually transmitted or not. It's not likely Chris "splurged" on this, but one can hope?
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I don't think it's the establishment that is going to decide whether Chris gets an infection. He could have it done by a team of sterile robots in a microchip clean room and he'd go home, not shower for a week and :briefs:. When you want to make sure you kill someone in prison, you put some human shit on a knife before you use it. Chris is going to be getting his shit into an open wound.
 
_blank_ said:
Waitasec.....



And then... at 10:04pm on the 15th...



So... he went out, got his taint pierced, comes home, and bitches about how they need money....

Null, thanks for letting this thread be free-reign because... fuck you Chris.
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At least now we have an official declaration that Chris favors his taint to his mother.
 
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