LGBT Chris' Taint

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After the initial feelings of shock and disgust (seriously why would you even DO that), this song crept into my mind.


I giggled when I first heard it. Now I just want to cry blood. :cryblood:

I don't think anyone posted it yet, sorry for posting it anyway because...yeah.
 
I really don't think Chris fully comprehends the risk he took in doing this. It's apparently been in for nearly three days at this point, and I certainly don't expect him to keep everything properly cleaned, so I fully anticipate a post complaining about an infection in the near future.
 
One thing I am wondering about is the kind of piercer who did this - like in all professions they are liable for negligence if they choose to do something that poses an obvious risk to their clients.

So a clearly unwashed, sweaty, greasy man with a clear learning disability comes in for an invasive and notoriously difficult to keep clean piercing.


Wouldn't most pierces decline? That couples with the rubbing alcohol as a form of aftercare reeks of a really negligent or untrained piercer, probably one much cheaper than the going rate of a good body modifier.
 
Holy fucking shit. I can't believe he came up with this, decided it was a great idea, and did it! People get infections from less erotic piercings (belly buttons come to mind). If this doesn't get infected it'll be a goddamn miracle. Christ, what if he decides to get his dick head or balls pierced next?!
 
MysticMisty said:
Holy fucking shit. I can't believe he came up with this, decided it was a great idea, and did it! People get infections from less erotic piercings (belly buttons come to mind). If this doesn't get infected it'll be a goddamn miracle. Christ, what if he decides to get his dick head or balls pierced next?!
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Why would he? They're going into a jar of brine.
 
And this thread is now 24 pages strong in 1 day. :O
I no longer find it hilarious, and the fact that Chris openly announced on Facebook (FUCKING FACEBOOK OF ALL PLACES) that he got this piercing and was kind enough to tell everybody (pictures from wikipedia included) what scissoring entails while sounding like an asshole about female anatomy... well, there are no words to describe it. There isn't even a smiley to describe it, it's so bad.
 
deadson said:
There isn't even a smiley to describe it, it's so bad.
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I think Toht's melting face came pretty close. I really don't like Chris, but this is one of those cases where an adult needs to intervene in his life to protect him from himself. If only there was a department of Manchild Protective Services.
 
CWCissey said:
'Goddammit Chris...' not good enough?
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I'm pretty sure that's been said at least a hundred times in this thread so far.

Sadako said:
The worst part is that his facebook buddies include certain people he knew back in high school, from what I've heard. So now all of his old friends know about his taint piercing and scissoring fantasies.
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Not to mention any of his clientele from his ebay business, or a few new buddies from the pride parade.
 

Tomgirl with a stud in his taint
Behind the piercing there lies
A festering cocktail
Of disease
How can you look at this forum
And still you don't believe us?
How can you read all of this advice
Still you don't believe us?
And if you don't believe us now
Will you ever believe us?
And if you don't believe us now
Will you ever, you ever, believe us?

Tomgirl with the stud in his gooch
Behind the hatred there lies
A desperate desire
For our love
How can you see the blood on your thighs
And still you don't believe us?
You're sick all of the time
You refuse to believe us
And if you don't believe us now
You will drown in pus.
And if you want to Live
How do you start?
Take it out
That thing just needs to go
 
_blank_ said:
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Fucking called it-- Edit: Censored the oh-no-oh-so-naughty-bits from Wikipedia

Fucking. Called. It.
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Oh, Chris! Even when you try to defend your own heterosexuality and claim you're a "supporter" for both the rights of women and lesbians, your sexism is still clear for all to read. Never change buddy!
 
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