LGBT Chris' Taint

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Hellblazer said:
Pay for? If Chris wants that piercing out, he's autistic enough to start poking around down there with a pair of snips or pliers. Leaves more money available for Barb's Lego teeth.
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I doubt Chris could maneuver a tool of any kind down there. Not to doubt Chris, I don"t think he's strong enough to snap that piercing. If he did, he's going to cut that area up with metal and sharp tools.
 
Wow. Chris has certainly changed. This is not the guy that made the THAT IS MY HOUSE video. I'm starting to wonder if I even want to keep following this sick fucker now.

What A crazy fucking world we live in.
 
Captain Cid said:
Wow. Chris has certainly changed. This is not the guy that made the THAT IS MY HOUSE video. I'm starting to wonder if I even want to keep following this sick fucker now.

What A crazy fucking world we live in.
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Chris has degenerated ever since the house fire. Sure he's had his tomgirl thing going on for a couple of years, but the house fire seemed to really push him over the edge.
 
I come back to the CWCki and I hear Chris got a taint piercing.

I am now horrified and worried for his life.

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Yet again Chris proves he is unfathomable. And doesn't know shit about how women are constructed. Speaking personally, my clitoris isn't anywhere near my butthole region. And he did this so he could 'scissor' with his new sweetheart? How exactly does he expect this to work?

I very much hope this wasn't a sweetheart request. Ever since BlueSpike, making Chris do anything more than dance like a doofus on camera is considered bad form for trolling. (And let's face it, the only two options are a MeganFlower situation or a troll here.) But as dumb as he is, he can't really be forced to do most things if he doesn't already kinda want to do them.

Plus, remember how insane the Ivy Saga was? People assumed it was all her doing but it turned out that Chris was coming up with most of the craziest shit on his own. I'm hoping that's what's going on here, that the Sweetheart isn't making him do shit and he's just coming up with it on his own.
 
Poison_Ivy said:
I doubt Chris could maneuver a tool of any kind down there. Not to doubt Chris, I don"t think he's strong enough to snap that piercing. If he did, he's going to cut that area up with \M/ETAL and sharp tools.
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There's a horrible "artistic" movie called The Piano Teacher with a scene depicting exactly that (though in that case it's about self-mutilation). In Chris's case the scene would devolve into him hilariously losing his shit and running around in circles, screaming "MY SOUL VAGINA IS HURTING, MY SOUL VAGINA IS HURTING".
 
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this is an excerpt from a page on perineum piercings:

"Due to temperature, lack of ventilation and perspiration, this piercing can be difficult to heal. There is also a large risk of jewelry migration and/or rejection, as it is essentially a surface piercing. This piercing is not recommended for men who ride bicycles or spend a large amount of their day sitting.

Expected healing time: 4 - 6 months"

This is not going to end well for Chris.

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*feels uncomfortable at this discovery and holds self in a cringing manner... enters fetal position to protect himself*

I can feel the nightmares I'm going to have (for a while!) setting in...
 
Poison_Ivy said:
I doubt Chris could maneuver a tool of any kind down there. Not to doubt Chris, I don"t think he's strong enough to snap that piercing. If he did, he's going to cut that area up with \M/ETAL and sharp tools.
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Come now. Chris is definitely too weak and too lazy to use hand tools to get that thing off. He's going right for an angle grinder.

Axiom said:
Yet again Chris proves he is unfathomable. And doesn't know shit about how women are constructed. Speaking personally, my clitoris isn't anywhere near my butthole region. And he did this so he could 'scissor' with his new sweetheart? How exactly does he expect this to work?
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I'm not a female, nor a lesbian, so I'm certainly no expert on scissoring. The extent of my experience with that act comes from my less mature days when I would make a scissoring motion with my hands and giggle about it (and when I say "less mature days" what I really mean is "last night watching Orange is the New Black with the gf"). However, I can say with some degree of experiential certainty that Chris is a total retard who not only has difficulty differentiating faces, but body parts as well. As evidenced by his inability to tell apart a vagina and an asshole. So, you know, it's not gonna work despite Chris's fervent desire to crush groins with his new Heartsweet.
 
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