LGBT Chris' Taint

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Due to Chris hygiene (or lack thereof) I don't think the place he goes to get the piercing done will even want to touch him down there. Then he might be stupid enough to go home and try to pierce himself with a pencil or something.
 
I can't believe I get some internet access and come back to this. Oh my fucking god. Just what. What.
 
Want Woman said:
Due to Chris hygiene (or lack thereof) I don't think the place he goes to get the piercing done will even want to touch him down there. Then he might be stupid enough to go home and try to pierce himself with a pencil or something.
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I think you misread it? The deed's been done. I think Chris even found a pro to do it, or else I'm sure he'd find a way to mention otherwise.
 
First off...

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I leave the Forums and the CWCki for a month and this is what happens? My gawd. But, at least he may (MAY is the keyword) have paid for this from eBay funds instead of the tugboat. Regardless, I bet Barb is wondering why he takes so many showers/baths/alcohol swabbings.
 
Like every other project Chris has independently come up with, he completely fucks it up due to laziness and stupidity.

He wants to be a woman. Sure, okay. So he proceeds to get an extremely risky piercing without doing the proper forethought about long-term care, all because of 1) seeing some lesbians with this piercing in porn, and 2) his misunderstanding of female anatomy. If he wanted the equivalent of a clitoral piercing, he should have gotten a piercing on his penis.

This raises an interesting point: If Chris had gotten a penis piercing, his lack of proper cleaning and maintenance would accelerate his metamorphosis into the beautiful woman he assumes he will become by making his duck rot and fall off. So he fucked up in piercing choice on two accounts.

I can imagine Chris going in to demand his complimentary sex change operation:

CWC: "Okay doctor, I'm ready fer muh sess change oper--oper--mm, yeah. Makin' me into a woman. I gave you a head start by piercin' muh taint so you know where to, hm, where to put da clitoris." *hikes up skirt, revealing massive, infected lump of pus* :tomgirl:
Doctor: ":deagle:|:("
 
Marvin said:
I'm sure people have explained the risks to him.
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Yeah, he's wiping it down with alcohol twice a day and committing himself to daily bathing (for now), so I bet the piercer told him the risks, and Chris (as he's also always secretly wanted to say to homo males) said, "Hmm, yeah. Put it in."
 
I know it's been mentioned before, but I would like to know what Barbs reaction would be I mean from what I have read in this thread you can't sit down for a few days after the piercing is inserted and even if it's just a quick in an out of the shower Barbs got to notice something and get CSIsnorlax and knowing what we know of Chris the moment he is questioned by her he will fold and fess up.

I know she won't take it well, but thinking about it would she kick Chris out just for having it?
 
I think between this and GamerGate I need to take some time off from the Internet. Maybe move to a third world country and become some kind of monk. The degeneracy is too strong *sigh*
 
I bet whoever he had do it had to wear a ww1 gas mask or high end respirator.

Hopefully they requested the proper amount of hazard pay for the job. :briefs:
 
I'm going to use my first ever post here just to state just how long I have been sitting blankly staring at the screen in sheer horror.

I've followed the exploits of Chris since the beginning. I've watched the lows, and I've watched the highs. Well, the slightly-less-lows, at any rate. Some things made me retch a little, some things made me shift uncomfortably in my chair, and some just made me tilt my head in bewilderment. I've almost developed some sort of twisted fondness for the bloke, and really hope that one day he sorts himself out and leads a happy, yet odd, life.

But this. This.

Aww man.
 
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No, seriously, spergs! This is...this is just....FUCK!!! Chris got his goddamn taint pierced?!?! Is that even fucking possible? I hate to sound like :alog: but holy hell Chris is going to get an infection and probably die from it since he'll be too embarrassed to tell Barb that he got a piercing on his ass/ballsack/whatever the fuck the taint is supposed to be part of. I mean, it's supposed to be that nether region that keeps you from shitting on your balls. That thing is going to be covered in Chris's shit! And to think whoever bought pictures, commissions, or god forbid Sonichu medallions from him funded this shit. This all too much, man. I need a drink.
 
ExplodingChina said:
I'm going to use my first ever post here just to state just how long I have been sitting blankly staring at the screen in sheer horror.

I've followed the exploits of Chris since the beginning. I've watched the lows, and I've watched the highs. Well, the slightly-less-lows, at any rate. Some things made me retch a little, some things made me shift uncomfortably in my chair, and some just made me tilt my head in bewilderment. I've almost developed some sort of twisted fondness for the bloke, and really hope that one day he sorts himself out and leads a happy, yet odd, life.

But this. This.

Aww man.
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It's not actually that bad.
 
Gazelle_Bro said:
Chris has degenerated ever since the house fire. Sure he's had his tomgirl thing going on for a couple of years, but the house fire seemed to really push him over the edge.
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The more that Reality and Accountability keeps pushing into Chris' fantasy world, the more batshit crazy Chris becomes to defend himself against it.
 
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