LGBT Chris' Taint

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Lalala said:
The real horror will be when he tries to change it in about a week, gets impatient and ends up ripping it out. Its easily done. :cryblood:
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.....and when he goes to the hospital to get that fixed, he won't be smart enough to make an excuse....like "I was trying to climb over a chain-link fence and got snagged." He'll tell them straight up "My clit piercing trolled me and da maxipad ain't helpin' anymore."
 
Being only semi-fluent in modern American colloquialisms, I thought "taint" referred to CWC's skin color. I clicked the thread. While I was eating.

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Pally said:
Can an asshole be even pierced? Maybe he just got one for Bent Duck. :sighduck:
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For the 400th time in this thread, can people please google "taint piercings", if you can't handle doing that you can't handle this thread.
 
Pally said:
CAN NOT UNSEE.

This is...seriously super fucked up. Why is such a thing even legal? Its a sepsis waiting to happen.
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Also really bad for the baby maker, I feel the chances of Crystal Weston Chandler being born are officially 0%
 
Tavern Explorer said:
So is this the start of the Hepatitis Saga?
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You mean when the body piercing guy got hepatitis from touching unwashed lolcow taint?:alog::briefs:

A joke for you all.
A Lolcow walks into a body piercing shop, and contaminates the bench with his taint.
....and then he takes off his pants and underwear.
(badum-bump ching!)

Pally said:
Can an asshole be even pierced? Maybe he just got one for Bent Duck. :sighduck:
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Chris is living proof that they can.
 
A question for the, er, experts on piercings. I know that Chris can't sit down for at least a few days with this piercing, but can he at least lay down? Because if so I'm gonna guess he's just spending his days lying around playing vidya instead of being on his feet, so Barb probably wouldn't notice anything out of the ordinary (until the infection sets in).

I have no idea if this is a google-able question, and frankly I don't want to try, sorry. :cryblood:
 
Chris you clueless, simple motherfucker. This is the most 'tarded thing you've done since tracing your own goddamned penis for a children's comic. If you were any stupider we'd have to water you twice a week and keep you on the windowsill.
 
Himawari said:
I know that Chris can't sit down for at least a few days with this piercing, but can he at least lay down?
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If anything, Chris might just be sitting on the edge of a chair or bed or whatever he usually parks himself on. It might not be comfortable, but it's probably saving him the agony of putting his weight on that piercing if he sits down normally.
 
In response to those saying "it will get infected because Chris soils himself" I would say, not necessarily.
I had an anal fissure all through my teenage years, often losing worrying amounts of blood while using the toilet, and the fissure never get infected. I still get it at times. Unless there's some special higher rate of infection for piercings, which I can't comment on.
 
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