LGBT Chris' Taint

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WilhelmIIofPrussia said:
I would say, not necessarily.
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Chris lives his life in not necessarily mode. Will he get banned from Walmart if he defaces property? Not necessarily. Will he get arrested confronting Michael Snyder? Not necessarily. Will he get yelled at by a scary man for using the Ladies Room? Not necessarily. So many things he does won't necessarily lead to an obvious disaster. There's a chance they won't. Chris has probably gotten away with 80% of the stupid things he's tried. Will the house burn down today because the extension cord runs underneath the door? It didn't yesterday, why would it today?

The best Chris can hope for with his taint hole is that it won't necessarily lead to a life-threatening infection. Maybe 1 in 5. Maybe 1 in 10. Heck, he probably won't die from this. That's good enough, right?
 
The word "Taint" just kept replaying in my head over and over all day. I know thats really, really autistic, but I'm just so full of tourettes or something. Seriously though man, there is no turning back for Chris with this.

I can't believe he tainted himself so much!
 
Jaimas said:
Sure. Plenty of room in here.
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I'm going doodle fort Jaimas....just cause i can dammit. *brings in more alcohol for a full bar*

At this point, I'm waiting for responses from his facebook "friends". Should be fairly interesting when someone finally comes out of shock/actually cares to post.:popcorn:
 
Ok I see there are competing misconceptions that aren't going away. Perhaps this image can serve as a reference for discussion.

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Chris is amazing, no matter how crazy ploy he is at the moment, he always manages to outdone himself with something like this.

A true comedian would be envious of Chris ability to keep his audience engaged.
 
I pop my head back into discussion for the first time in a few months and the first thing I see is a 30 something page long thread discussing an autistic man's gooch. I don't think there is anywhere else on the the Internet that has something like this.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
I can't get the picture out of my head. Somebody get the hammer.
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Wow that was so funny and constructive. It's posts like these that really build the community. I can't wait to see more from you. The insightful thoughts and ideas that you share are like a cup of coffee in the morning; Refreshing and invigorating.
 
Bigguy28 said:
He claims that he cleans it personally in daily baths and showers. I imagine that consists of him squatting over a bucket of water and splashing a wet rag on his undercarriage.
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Note the emphasis.
Never forget: OPL makes many claims. Very few turn out to be unambiguously accurate.
He might run a semi-clean moist rag over the crater on a Wednesday morning, and take a 60 second shower in his swamp of a shower stall late Thursday night. and considers that to be "daily" hygiene.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
This is like the highest you can reach on the "fucked up shit" scale.
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That sentence is up there with "Nothing can possibly go wrong now" as an invitation for the universe to prove you wrong.
We've already had to extend the "Fucked Up Shit" scale just to accomidate his new weirdness. Multiple times.
If OPL survives the rotting off of his knob and knackers, we will see him do something even more deranged and inexplicable.
He can't "hit bottom" because he has already burrowed through the earth and come out the other side.

You doubt it?
I'm sure If you had a time machine and went back 1 year you'd overhear your previous self saying "Between his Wiccanism, his Bronyism and his Michael Bolton Hairdu he's peaked! He's hit bottom and can't get any weirder!" not knowing he'd become a gay lesbian transwoman spending his meemaws tooth repair money on a pierced lunchbox.

My issue isn't "can he get any weirder?".....its "What new weirder thing can he do that won't break the law and get him thrown in the pokey?"
 
Geo said:
Wouldn't most pierces decline? That couples with the rubbing alcohol as a form of aftercare reeks of a really negligent or untrained piercer, probably one much cheaper than the going rate of a good body modifier.
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Forgive my ignorance -- I never have and never plan to get pierced -- but isn't rubbing alcohol a requirement for a new piercing? Like, you need something that not only kills the germs but also dries quickly to keep it from becoming a swamp 'down there' ?
How are you supposed to keep it clean? Soap or Peroxide isn't strong enough. Bleach might me too much.

Just morbidly curious.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Forgive my ignorance -- I never have and never plan to get pierced -- but isn't rubbing alcohol a requirement for a new piercing? Like, you need something that not only kills the germs but also dries quickly to keep it from becoming a swamp 'down there' ?
How are you supposed to keep it clean? Soap or Peroxide isn't strong enough. Bleach might me too much.
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Per University of Berkeley Health Services:

"Do not use rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. (Both slow the healing of pierced area by drying and killing new healthy cells.). Do not use bacitracin or other ointments. (Ointments attempt to heal the skin & may slow oxygen transport to the tissue). Use salt soaks for best care/cleaning of ring or stud and loosening dry material on the skin (¼ teaspoon of sea salt or teaspoon of table salt dissolved in 8oz of warm water). To clean the surrounding skin, use mild antiseptic products such as benzalkonium chloride, (Bactine, any liquid antibacterial soap - avoid perfumed products). Dilute 50/50 with water, if soap is too harsh."

Also:

 
How anyone Male or Female can find a piercing in that location pleasurable baffles me.
 
Ca Ira said:
Per University of Berkeley Health Services:

"Do not use rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. (Both slow the healing of pierced area by drying and killing new healthy cells.). Do not use bacitracin or other ointments. (Ointments attempt to heal the skin & may slow oxygen transport to the tissue). Use salt soaks for best care/cleaning of ring or stud and loosening dry material on the skin (¼ teaspoon of sea salt or teaspoon of table salt dissolved in 8oz of warm water). To clean the surrounding skin, use mild antiseptic products such as benzalkonium chloride, (Bactine, any liquid antibacterial soap - avoid perfumed products). Dilute 50/50 with water, if soap is too harsh."

Also:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8fCXNTCWig
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Seems like too much work, why not go for a simple earing or nose piercing? Good lord...
 
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