Chris the hypochondriac?

[LordCustos3]

OCDork

Whenever I imagine Chris'tard frantically slathering his hands with sanitizer I'm reminded of Lady MacBeth scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing her hands but the spot never going away. He can't clean the filth away, because the filth comes from within him.

 

[Gravedancer]

I'm amazed that no one living in that house has caught toxoplasmosis from all the cat crap everywhere.

 

[Rio]

If anything, he could be the opposite, if such a thing exists.

He's morbidly obese, sedentary, has a terrible diet, is incapable of basic physical feats someone his age should be capable of, was prescribed Atorvastatin when he was a teenager, is incontinent, has no social life, and lives in a den of filth and animal feces... yet he doesn't seem to think there's enough of a health hazard for him to change much of these elements (besides elements his mom's tyranny forbids). Some of these aspects, I think he's even unaware of there being a problem (he thinks he's thin, strong, and that McNuggets are healthy).

Yeah, I don't think he realizes how bad his personal hygiene is. He probably thinks people calling him out on it are trolls. He probably doesn't realize that he most likely has an awful BO because after all, he can't smell it. He probably doesn't recognize that he's fat and his hair looks awful because after all: he sees himself as skinny and attractive with beautiful flowing locks. He probably thinks his hygiene is fine.

 

[CatParty]

If anything, he could be the opposite, if such a thing exists.

He's morbidly obese, sedentary, has a terrible diet, is incapable of basic physical feats someone his age should be capable of, was prescribed Atorvastatin when he was a teenager, is incontinent, has no social life, and lives in a den of filth and animal feces... yet he doesn't seem to think there's enough of a health hazard for him to change much of these elements (besides elements his mom's tyranny forbids). Some of these aspects, I think he's even unaware of there being a problem (he thinks he's thin, strong, and that McNuggets are healthy).

Yeah, I don't think he realizes how bad his personal hygiene is. He probably thinks people calling him out on it are trolls. He probably doesn't realize that he most likely has an awful BO because after all, he can't smell it. He probably doesn't recognize that he's fat and his hair looks awful because after all: he sees himself as skinny and attractive with beautiful flowing locks. He probably thinks his hygiene is fine.

According to his Facebook profile pic, he's a fallen angel.