Chris the "nice guy"

[DangDirtyTrolls]

it seems like Chris automatically places himself intellectually above anybody.

You could've stopped right there. Just look at this note. He constantly calls the trolls 'fools' and 'stupid' and claims to be much smarter than everyone else. This is because in Chris' mind he's the hero of the story and everyone against him is a bad guy. Just like in the simplistic movies, TV shows and video games Chris enjoys the hero is always right and is usually smarter and better looking than the bad guys to boot.

Since Chris is the hero of his adult chronicles, to him we're all sneering bad guys who are retarded while somehow being able to constantly trick him and we exist for no reason other than to torment Chris. Chris meanwhile is the BRAVE, AUTISTIC hero who is handsome, intelligent and misunderstood by almost everyone. People should be rallying around Chris and his amazing Sonichu creation as well as helping him defeat the evil slanderous trolls, just because he's the good guy and that's what background characters are supposed to do.

 

[Marvin]

it seems like Chris automatically places himself intellectually above anybody.

You could've stopped right there. Just look at this note. He constantly calls the trolls 'fools' and 'stupid' and claims to be much smarter than everyone else. This is because in Chris' mind he's the hero of the story and everyone against him is a bad guy. Just like in the simplistic movies, TV shows and video games Chris enjoys the hero is always right and is usually smarter and better looking than the bad guys to boot.

Since Chris is the hero of his adult chronicles, to him we're all sneering bad guys who are retarded while somehow being able to constantly trick him and we exist for no reason other than to torment Chris. Chris meanwhile is the BRAVE, AUTISTIC hero who is handsome, intelligent and misunderstood by almost everyone. People should be rallying around Chris and his amazing Sonichu creation as well as helping him defeat the evil slanderous trolls, just because he's the good guy and that's what background characters are supposed to do.

I forgot about that note. Haha, wow, Chris is really far up his own ass. He needs some more opportunities to puff up his self esteem, if at least to have more hilarious rants like these.

 

[CatParty]

it seems like Chris automatically places himself intellectually above anybody.

You could've stopped right there. Just look at this note. He constantly calls the trolls 'fools' and 'stupid' and claims to be much smarter than everyone else. This is because in Chris' mind he's the hero of the story and everyone against him is a bad guy. Just like in the simplistic movies, TV shows and video games Chris enjoys the hero is always right and is usually smarter and better looking than the bad guys to boot.

Since Chris is the hero of his adult chronicles, to him we're all sneering bad guys who are retarded while somehow being able to constantly trick him and we exist for no reason other than to torment Chris. Chris meanwhile is the BRAVE, AUTISTIC hero who is handsome, intelligent and misunderstood by almost everyone. People should be rallying around Chris and his amazing Sonichu creation as well as helping him defeat the evil slanderous trolls, just because he's the good guy and that's what background characters are supposed to do.

sounds like the motivations of a villain

 

[DrChristianTroy]

it seems like Chris automatically places himself intellectually above anybody.

You could've stopped right there. Just look at this note. He constantly calls the trolls 'fools' and 'stupid' and claims to be much smarter than everyone else. This is because in Chris' mind he's the hero of the story and everyone against him is a bad guy. Just like in the simplistic movies, TV shows and video games Chris enjoys the hero is always right and is usually smarter and better looking than the bad guys to boot.

Since Chris is the hero of his adult chronicles, to him we're all sneering bad guys who are retarded while somehow being able to constantly trick him and we exist for no reason other than to torment Chris. Chris meanwhile is the BRAVE, AUTISTIC hero who is handsome, intelligent and misunderstood by almost everyone. People should be rallying around Chris and his amazing Sonichu creation as well as helping him defeat the evil slanderous trolls, just because he's the good guy and that's what background characters are supposed to do.

I forgot about that note. Haha, wow, Chris is really far up his own ass. He needs some more opportunities to puff up his self esteem, if at least to have more hilarious rants like these.

He thinks he is so smart yet he has such epic grammar errors.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

it seems like Chris automatically places himself intellectually above anybody.

I think when Chris talks about how he got honor roll, he doesn't even think about the possibility that a bunch of other people get on the honor roll, too. He probably thinks he is unique.

 

[Globe]

You could've stopped right there. Just look at this note. He constantly calls the trolls 'fools' and 'stupid' and claims to be much smarter than everyone else. This is because in Chris' mind he's the hero of the story and everyone against him is a bad guy.

True, Chris considers himself smarter than anybody that either has an antagonistic or neutral relationship with him, but that's just that. He puts himself above the "trolls" because he hates them. He puts himself above the average Joe walking down the street because he's extremely egotistical.

But this delusion of grandeur seems to be forfeit if we're talking about people he's on good terms with, or someone that he has a deferential relationship to. I mean, maybe I'm speculating too much, but nothing Chris has ever said about Anna would indicate that he considers himself any smarter than her. Same goes with Rocky, Rob Bell and his parents (though he's bitched about Borb a lot, he never berated or questioned the intelligence of either AFAIK). Hell, he even praised Josh Martinez quite a bit when the two of them were on good terms. That being considered, it seems like this attitude ought to extend to the girls that he's either gone after or believed he was with, but it just...doesn't. He seems to see them as being intellectually inferior in the same way he sees the people he resents.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

^Because to him the fact that they are women automatically makes them inferior. They exist merely to serve Chris, stroke his already massive ego, and spawn Crystal. And he can't comprehend it when they get uppity and start contradicting him or, even more baffling, claiming they have desires and needs that don't involve serving him.

He is a "nice guy" just as much as the loveshys.

 

[Marvin]

^Because to him the fact that they are women automatically makes them inferior. They exist merely to serve Chris, stroke his already massive ego, and spawn Crystal. And he can't comprehend it when they get uppity and start contradicting him or, even more baffling, claiming they have desires and needs that don't involve serving him.

He is a "nice guy" just as much as the loveshys.

Eh, he puts women on a pedestal. What's more accurate about his feelings about people is that he tries his best to avoid thinking about anyone else's independent thoughts. He can do that pretty easily with men. But with women, he thinks they're perfect and that he understands them the best. When they contradict him, he'll say something like "hmm, yeh, she has her thoughts and I respet dat" and then he does his best to forget they contradicted him.

 

[TheRedRanger]

Chris' 'nice guy-ness' is probably an informed trait.
Being autistic, he understands that 'nice, empathetic and honest' are good things to be, but the meaning of these words seems to fly completely over his head. When he sees these traits ascribed to these people, he doesn't understand why, and thinks that the mere use of the word is what makes it so.

A bit like his singing. The BlueSpike saga showed us he has troube recognising voices, so perhaps he doesn't understand the concept of bad singing, and thinks that describing himself as having 'a Frank Sinatra flavour' will make people like it against the evidence of their ears.

In other words,

 

[CatParty]

^Because to him the fact that they are women automatically makes them inferior. They exist merely to serve Chris, stroke his already massive ego, and spawn Crystal. And he can't comprehend it when they get uppity and start contradicting him or, even more baffling, claiming they have desires and needs that don't involve serving him.

He is a "nice guy" just as much as the loveshys.

Eh, he puts women on a pedestal. What's more accurate about his feelings about people is that he tries his best to avoid thinking about anyone else's independent thoughts. He can do that pretty easily with men. But with women, he thinks they're perfect and that he understands them the best. When they contradict him, he'll say something like "hmm, yeh, she has her thoughts and I respet dat" and then he does his best to forget they contradicted him.

that reminds me of one of his laziest qualities. like when someone would ask him, "how do you think such and scuh would feel when you did that" or "what do you think said person would do?"
and chris would respond with "i'm not a mind reader"
it's like he doesn't even put the effort to even consider foresight.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Eh, he puts women on a pedestal. What's more accurate about his feelings about people is that he tries his best to avoid thinking about anyone else's independent thoughts. He can do that pretty easily with men. But with women, he thinks they're perfect and that he understands them the best. When they contradict him, he'll say something like "hmm, yeh, she has her thoughts and I respet dat" and then he does his best to forget they contradicted him.

A good way to look at it is that he's like a hypocritical bible thumper. They pick the parts of the Bible that serve their narrow interest, then ignore the rest when they can't reconcile it with their silly worldview.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

A good way to look at it is that he's like a hypocritical bible thumper. They pick the parts of the Bible that serve their narrow interest, then ignore the rest when they can't reconcile it with their silly worldview.

He's like a hypocritical Bible thumper? He is a hypocritical Bible thumper when it suits him.