Chris turns 40

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So is this the point where Chris reveals that his whole life was actually the greatest and most elaborate prank pulled off in human history and that he's a completely normal and well adjusted person?
 
Ophelia said:
Now think of how the kind of person cosplaying Chris at a con must sound.
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That depends on if they're cosplaying as Chris or Chris-As-He-Should-Have-Been.

I would love to see someone cosplay in a business suit with a tie in The Classic stripes and a Sonichu tie tack, just to see if anyone recognizes it. I'm way too old to pull it off, or I'd do it myself. Hell, I would pay Heilberg many, many dollars to dress like that at the next hearing, just to see if Chris recognizes it.

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Hogar Grupal said:
As smart as Bob's made out to be, when it came to his own son, he was dumb or at the most blissfully ignorant.
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I suspect Bob had, by that point, learned the hard way to pick his battles.


Witthel said:
So is this the point where Chris reveals that his whole life was actually the greatest and most elaborate prank pulled off in human history and that he's a completely normal and well adjusted person?
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Been there. Done that. Search for "Rollin & Trollin"

Chris, of course, immediately fucked it up.


AnOminous said:
I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.
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Event the most hardened violent criminals have standards.
 
A-№1 said:
Even the most hardened violent criminals have standards.
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Is there any possible way something very bad could have happened to Chris and we wouldn't find out about it?

I refuse to skip to the end of the story until I get to chapter I want to read.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
That's the finale.

I still have to see what Chris looks like after doing "hard time" and see what he would do on the outside before getting rearrested and then getting raped and murdered in prison.
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The thing is. Prison isn't hard when it's just yourself. The only punishment in prison is not being able to freely travel and do leisure things. What makes prison difficult are the other people. It's like a reality tv show (ex: The Ultimate Fighter) were we put a bunch of strangers with different backgrounds and force them to live in close quarters with each other. Except in prison we normally don't get to watch the drama (Jailbirds) and you can get anyone from smoking the devil's lettuce to attempted murderers that have anger issues.

Chris gets to live "comfortably" in "solitary confinement" without none of the downsides of solitary.
 
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
The day Chris turned 40, and the largest war in Europe since World War II happens. Who would've known.
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And because that jail is so isolated from primary targets and the thick walls make an excellent fallout shelter, he's going to live. I live in visual sight of a "This is totally not a secret Intelligence Service building" that everyone know is totally an Intelligence Service facility, so I will not.

If it goes down, it's been an honor tard posting with you all.
 
I think Chris is too gone to really retrospec (not that he was ever able to) but the 4 decade mark hits a lot of people, personally people like myself whom consider themselves happy and useful, it's scary. Chris hit this in jail for raping his mother and ... lives in pokemon world least he tries to.

For Chris love day, I watched Grey Gardens, to me that's the OG kiwi film. I HIGHLY recommend it to anyone reading this.

I also really thought as someone who was quite active when life allowed and not very now, but no one cares about my faggot blog. Chris is a show you can't expect anything aside it getting worse.

I can say one thing for sure, Christory isn't over. I have this weird feeling he's going to be doing 1 year and or 2. Then have a phone and his demand for toys even in a group home will get content.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Obviously not. But If Bob did his due diligence, he'd known. As I stated, Bob temporarily took control of Chris' bank account. At some point, as Bob was reading the statements, he would said "what the hell's this Adam and Eve" and made a phone call. Also, if Bob even received Chris' mail, Adam and Eve's logo would be stamped on the shipping label. As smart as Bob's made out to be, when it came to his own son, he was dumb or at the most blissfully ignorant.
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I think a lot of those places tend to ship in plain packaging with only the name of the holding company on the label. I would think it's the same thing when paying for a porn site subscription. The name of the company will never be, "PornHub" but something innocent like, "media enterprises",

The funniest thing about it was when he tried to sell his big box o' porn for $700 because that's what he paid for it and insisted NO HAGGLE meaning he was only going to sell it at that price and nothing more.

Branman65 said:
i don't think chris is fertile anymore
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So we should be thankful is what you're saying that his tard genes can't get passed on?
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
The funniest thing about it was when he tried to sell his big box o' porn for $700 because that's what he paid for it and insisted NO HAGGLE meaning he was only going to sell it at that price and nothing more.
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30 (really 25 ish) years, and the dumb motherfucker still doesn't know the value of money.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
30 (really 25 ish) years, and the dumb motherfucker still doesn't know the value of money.
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He must have learned part of this from Snorlax because she was trying to sell their BMW for something ridiculously high and again it was "final price". I think Kiwis did some research and it was only worth maybe $5000 while she was asking for over $10K.

Besides the Big Box O' Porn was only maybe 5 years ago? At that point internet porn was virtually free so who in their right mind would pay more than $50 for something Chris probably spooged all over at some point.
 
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