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Phil Ken Sebben said:
He must have learned part of this from Snorlax because she was trying to sell their BMW for something ridiculously high and again it was "final price". I think Kiwis did some research and it was only worth maybe $5000 while she was asking for over $10K.

Besides the Big Box O' Porn was only maybe 5 years ago? At that point internet porn was virtually free so who in their right mind would pay more than $50 for something Chris probably spooged all over at some point.
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Maybe they'd want his DNA? To be honest I'm surprised Chris never tried to sell his frozen cum jars.
 
AnOminous said:
Anyone who tells a kid that is fucked in the head, and if high school was your best years, your life was worthless and you should jump in a tar pit. Kids in that period of life should be told truthfully that it gets a fuckton better later.
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I am 200% on board with this statement. I'm guessing it's because some boomer asswipe has regrets about where his life is going. Like some former high school jock who never got that football scholarship and is angry, bitter, and stuck in his hometown.

I'm pretty sure it's better than being Chris, though. Or someone with similar challenges to him.

Phil Ken Sebben said:
He must have learned part of this from Snorlax because she was trying to sell their BMW for something ridiculously high and again it was "final price". I think Kiwis did some research and it was only worth maybe $5000 while she was asking for over $10K.

Besides the Big Box O' Porn was only maybe 5 years ago? At that point internet porn was virtually free so who in their right mind would pay more than $50 for something Chris probably spooged all over at some point.
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Oh my God I'm having 40 year old virgin flashbacks! As much as you can probably see that thing from space with a black light, you just know that some creepy ween is going to want to buy it so he can grow his very own manchild clone to troll.

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Duke Nukem said:
I am 200% on board with this statement. I'm guessing it's because some boomer asswipe has regrets about where his life is going. Like some former high school jock who never got that football scholarship and is angry, bitter, and stuck in his hometown.

I'm pretty sure it's better than being Chris, though. Or someone with similar challenges to him.
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That jock probably got more sex than a lot of nerds do in their lifetime, definitely more than Chris, and probably fathered more children. He had a more successful life than Chris.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
That jock probably got more sex than a lot of nerds do in their lifetime, definitely more than Chris, and probably fathered more children. He had a more successful life than Chris.
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Back in my day, school kids did not have sex. There were no jocks or nerds, just a random collections of evil teenagers barely tolerating each other until 3.00pm when freedom came.

This is what normal teenage life is like, not some disney high school romance drama.
 
redcent said:
Back in my day, school kids did not have sex. There were no jocks or nerds, just a random collections of evil teenagers barely tolerating each other until 3.00pm when freedom came.

This is what normal teenage life is like, not some disney high school romance drama.
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No, they were definitely having sex. They just didn't tell you about it/ you weren't invited.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
That jock probably got more sex than a lot of nerds do in their lifetime, definitely more than Chris, and probably fathered more children. He had a more successful life than Chris.
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Admittedly that's not a very high bar, especially now. The incest pushes Chris below incels in rank.

Actually, come to think of it I don't know anybody who really gives a shit about high school after a few years. Even the people I know who didn't go on to any further education don't care about it anymore. Maybe it's more of a really small town thing.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Is there any possible way something very bad could have happened to Chris and we wouldn't find out about it?
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I have long assumed the last thing we'll hear of Chris will be something along the lines of: "Body discovered in abandoned lot identified as Christian Weston Chandler."

And that after years of not hearing anything from him with most people losing interest and walking away.


I swear she's 18 said:
The thing is. Prison isn't hard when it's just yourself.
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It largely depends on the prison. At one end of the spectrum are the supermax facilities for violent offenders. At the other end is club fed.


Phil Ken Sebben said:
and it was only worth maybe $5000
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Not even close to that. Used car prices have risen significantly since then, but I still don't think Barb's Z3 would be worth much even today based on condition. If I recall correctly, it was eventually hauled off for scrap.


Duke Nukem said:
I'm pretty sure it's better than being Chris, though.
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If you have to compare yourself to Chris, you've already lost the game.


Pointless Sperg said:
That jock probably got more sex than a lot of nerds do in their lifetime,
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It depends on the nerd. Likely Stephen Hawking got laid more than that jock could even dream about.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
That jock probably got more sex than a lot of nerds do in their lifetime, definitely more than Chris, and probably fathered more children. He had a more successful life than Chris.
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Naturally, even if he wasn't the athlete type but more of the rich kid with dad's expensive car type, he'd still come out smelling like roses in comparison. Hell, even being a nerd or an incel is better than being Chris. Speaking of nerds, I really wish they'd get Bully 2 or some other successor out, even if it wasn't the best game out there it was unique.

Realistic Elephant said:
Admittedly that's not a very high bar, especially now. The incest pushes Chris below incels in rank.

Actually, come to think of it I don't know anybody who really gives a shit about high school after a few years. Even the people I know who didn't go on to any further education don't care about it anymore. Maybe it's more of a really small town thing.
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I was never popular in school but I still talk to a couple of people from that era. Other than that nobody gives a shit.

Reunions are awkward affairs. Maybe I'll go to my 20th or something? I dunno, just to drink cheap vodka and laugh at how all the cheerleaders are fat now, the jocks bag groceries and live with their parents, and how I'm finally in a much better position than those guys who once ruled school social life.
 
A-№1 said:
Not even close to that. Used car prices have risen significantly since then, but I still don't think Barb's Z3 would be worth much even today based on condition. If I recall correctly, it was eventually hauled off for scrap.
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I was going by the maximum blue book prices for that car and not actually looking at it's condition. Point was these people expect the same price they paid for their items even though depreciation has set in.

Duke Nukem said:
Maybe I'll go to my 20th or something? I dunno, just to drink cheap vodka and laugh at how all the cheerleaders are fat now, the jocks bag groceries and live with their parents, and how I'm finally in a much better position than those guys who once ruled school social life.
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So you still care about high school then even if it's just to laugh at them. I never went to my high school reunion because honestly I didn't feel the need to go. I had moved on from then and it wasn't like high school was fun or anything. The people I liked I still kept in touch with even if we only chatted online every couple months or so. The rest I couldn't give a fig how successful or unsuccessful they were.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I was going by the maximum blue book prices for that car and not actually looking at it's condition. Point was these people expect the same price they paid for their items even though depreciation has set in.
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I don't remember exactly what its condition was, but Bob did try to take care of his stuff, and it was mostly Bob driving it since Chris couldn't drive a manual transmission (Maybe Barb could? She's old enough that she might have learned on a stick.)
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I was going by the maximum blue book prices for that car and not actually looking at it's condition. Point was these people expect the same price they paid for their items even though depreciation has set in.


So you still care about high school then even if it's just to laugh at them. I never went to my high school reunion because honestly I didn't feel the need to go. I had moved on from then and it wasn't like high school was fun or anything. The people I liked I still kept in touch with even if we only chatted online every couple months or so. The rest I couldn't give a fig how successful or unsuccessful they were.
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I was just kidding, we have Faceberg for that now. But I am still in contact with a couple from that era. I ask occasionally about others but that is about it.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
I don't remember exactly what its condition was, but Bob did try to take care of his stuff, and it was mostly Bob driving it since Chris couldn't drive a manual transmission (Maybe Barb could? She's old enough that she might have learned on a stick.)
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That car still sat on the lawn for years without being started or run around the block. You can't just leave a car lying around the yard, uncovered and exposed to the elements if you expect it to run.

Neither Snorlax or Chris was into maintenance so the car would have been a junkheap by the end but she still wanted $12K or something ridiculous for it. I think that maybe Barb has trouble with money as well as Chris does.
 
Duke Nukem said:
I am 200% on board with this statement. I'm guessing it's because some boomer asswipe has regrets about where his life is going. Like some former high school jock who never got that football scholarship and is angry, bitter, and stuck in his hometown.

I'm pretty sure it's better than being Chris, though. Or someone with similar challenges to him.
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Well autistic people seem to often struggle post education, as in the support systems are there all the way through college/university and it's not unusual for those with high functioning autism to get good qualifications but after that the employment statistics (In the UK) are only 21.7% in paid employment for all autistic adults (Regardless of the severity of autism), even lower than those with Down Syndrome:
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Another statistics is 75% of all autistic adults still live with their parents.

Although employment isn't the only metric of having a good life but I imagine once they reach Chris's age of 40 their social life won't be the same as it was when they were 20 if they're unemployed and still living with their parents.
 
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