Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

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See it's stuff like this that really makes me believe that we will very soon see a picture of Chris holding a sign that says "I need femenism because...." And within the wall of text and Sonichu pictures there will be something about trolls and the patriarchy not accepting him for not having the established societal norms for modelling, IE, gender, figure, charm, talent etc.
 
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Chris being a model. I can not for my life think of one thing he could model for, save for commercials that go:
-Use our product or end up like this: Insert Chris picture here-

Any demographic he could fit for has better looking people.
Fat people? Check. Trans girls? Double check. Middle aged nerds? Triple check.
Right now the only thing he can model for is some cautionary fliers that warn about the dangers of bad skin care.

He would have to put a lot of effort into:
-Getting in a better shape.
-Taking care of himself when it comes to fashion, style etc.
-Being clean and healthy looking.

That much effort can be a problem for normal people.
 
Almost anything can find a market.

If in another dimension Chris looked like Chris, but was not himself mentally, he could get "fans" to pay.

It would be a weird fetish deal, but, the internet....

I suck at expressing my thoughts, so I hope I made sense.
 
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nad7155 said:
Yup.

Look at the crap that people pay for.
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Hell, quite a few people payed Chris for photo's of his face before, just before he started selling commissions on Ebay.
Sometimes I think one of the best things Chris could do is start a Patreon for Sonichu where he gets a certain amount of money for each page of Sonichu he makes. Of course knowing Chris he'd probably abuse this and publish shoddy pages quickly to get more money
 
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Lefty's Revenge said:
Yeah Chris isn't an ugly man. Some of the females here said he was borderline handsome before the clown shirts and with a little facial hair.
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MrsFrizzle said:
Before Chris gained weight, Chris's features were average, but poor hygiene and fashion choices put Chris's male appeal significantly below average.
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In this, I actually like his appearance with the dark evening robe. I think he looks sharp. Perhaps not too handsome, but it's visually pleasant enough and vastly better than the horrible wreck of a human being that we see today.

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Chris didn't really look that bad starting off. It really is mainly bad fashion and hygiene that bring him below average. That, and the years have not been kind to him. He's been going downhill for a long time now.
 
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Atlas 95 said:
Hell, quite a few people payed Chris for photo's of his face before, just before he started selling commissions on Ebay.
Sometimes I think one of the best things Chris could do is start a Patreon for Sonichu where he gets a certain amount of money for each page of Sonichu he makes. Of course knowing Chris he'd probably abuse this and publish shoddy pages quickly to get more money
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Or we could start a Kickstarter to buy enough full-page commissions off his eBay sale to amount to the next issue of Sonichu.
 
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