Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[greenvector36]

So we went from Flying Elephants to the Life of Chris. When should we expect The Meaning of Life?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Whichever Chris orbiter is the first to follow in his footsteps and go to prison + declare their divinity.

Screw the homeless arc. Prison Cult arc is where it's at. Liquid Chris(t) when?

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris has fucking lost his last marble and he's bored senseless. All he's got is the bible that Gideon society makes sure you get no matter where you are.

Also he fucking admits he did it. Jails read your ingoing and outgoing stuff many kiwis who know the system be it law fags guards or ppl done time all confirm.

Man I suspected he'd break mentally, and this sure doesn't let me down.

Frankly I'm sorry Null he wasted your time but thanks for sharing this. We still get milk behind bars.

 

[Jasper2K]

SO what does that make Ralph?

 

[Spooky Bones]

Well, that is genuine psychosis. It's not actually that easy to fake (JCS did a video on this) at least if you are familiar with what psychosis sounds like. Clearly and unsurprisingly his time in jail did not do him any favors in terms of his mental state and he deteriorated significantly. The Christ delusion is an extremely common one in psychosis as it matches their expanded and warped sense of self to their sense of persecution.

It is interesting that he gets into actual Scripture, presumably he has been reading the Bible and might have come into contact with other prisoners who are into this sort of thing or gone to a service.

Malachi 3:6-15
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6 For I the Lord do not change; therefore you, O children of Jacob, have not perished. 7 Ever since the days of your ancestors you have turned aside from my statutes and have not kept them. Return to me, and I will return to you, says the Lord of hosts. But you say, ‘How shall we return?’​

8 Will anyone rob God? Yet you are robbing me! But you say, ‘How are we robbing you?’ In your tithes and offerings! 9 You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me—the whole nation of you! 10 Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, so that there may be food in my house, and thus put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts; see if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you an overflowing blessing. 11 I will rebuke the locust for you, so that it will not destroy the produce of your soil; and your vine in the field shall not be barren, says the Lord of hosts. 12 Then all nations will count you happy, for you will be a land of delight, says the Lord of hosts.​

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13 You have spoken harsh words against me, says the Lord. Yet you say, ‘How have we spoken against you?’ 14 You have said, ‘It is vain to serve God. What do we profit by keeping his command or by going about as mourners before the Lord of hosts? 15 Now we count the arrogant happy; evildoers not only prosper, but when they put God to the test they escape.’​

Pretty intense stuff. It's about Israel turning away from God (Second Temple era) and God speaks throughout questioning the Jews' commitment to Him. This is a pretty obscure verse in a relatively obscure part of the Bible. So pretty sure he would've picked it up in a church service or something. This passage is not in the Revised Common Lectionary or the Roman Catholic lectionary for this year, so if it was in church it would've been probably a non-denominational Evangelical type of service which is not surprising given the culture around where he is. Or maybe he also picked it up looking at the Bible randomly (having little else to do.)

But anyway, interesting passage to settle on mainly because it's so obscure. There are plenty of passages where God is angry with the Israelites but this is an odd one to choose. Malachi focuses on the religious duties of the Israelities and their priests towards God. Chris is clearly identifying in his psychotic way here with God. So what Chris here seems to be expressing is, consistent with his letter, that he is Big Mad at those who he feels abandoned him or did not pay him the proper respects and attention due to someone of his high "stature."

But the point is the Scriptural reading is connected with the themes he's talking about which is interesting. Sonichu and the ponies are gone, there's vague reference to his Goddess/Emanuel stuff but it's kind of tamped down and isn't the focus. It's grandiose religious delusions connected with him reading the Bible now. Very interesting. Chris no longer has access to the Internet or to his toys but he does have a Bible, probably the only thing he has to focus on, so in some way it seems natural that he'd latch onto it, but I'm surprised at how totally and how quickly he seems to have transferred his focus.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

This is a plot I didn’t see coming

Nah, I knew he was going to be prime pickings for some jailhouse missionary; they look for the new guys who are having the most trouble adjusting. And almost without fail, those same missionaries are on the hook for much worse (legally or not), and are staring at damnation one way or another.
This is why Prison Christians are predatory; they're not just hunting for free commissary & prison sex, they're looking for souls (who often end up as followers).

 

[ManakaLala]

I don't remember Jesus getting jailed by the Romans for fucking his mom.

Bit of a missed oppertunity by Jesus.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I wonder if Chris fully appreciates Isabella louretta Janke and her involvement. Because I’m surprised he would say that @Null is judas when izzy was a bigger snitch.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Honestly cant trust any of you fags with Chris content anymore but if he actually compared himself to Jesus Christ that's fucking incredible

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Back in the day, I often had this impression that Chris Chan treated everyone else like an automaton, not as a person or individual. Guess that has culminated into him becoming a hardline solipsist...

That aside, holy fucking shit, what a read. Hope he'll send us more letters, cause this shit is just

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There's also this:

 

[Stanley Tit]

"Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns."

Sly reference to the Gator faildox.

 

[419]

Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them.

i'm fucking crying

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

So, I see Chris is doing well in jail.

 

[Pomniman]

Like an autistic Charles Manson.

 

[Tumbo]

All that time in jail is I'm sure doing wounders for his mental health. One thing I can garuntee is whatever the outcome of his trial he will halfto account for his actions at the dread judgment and that is a position I don't wish on anyone.

 

[Activelo]

 

[Jack Awful]

Lol, Judas Josh. This letter is a treat.

Someone has to remake The Last Supper with Christorical Figures photoshopped over everyone at the table.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I hope he stays institutionalized now.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Look, I know a lot of crazy shit happened in the Bible but I don’t remember Jesus fucking Mary and stealing her money. For all I know it might have been in there, I just don’t remember.

 

[eDove]

Oh, no fucking way. This is the sweetest milk I've tasted in weeks. His lawyer's gonna loooove this development.

It's not surprising in the least that he compares himself to Jesus, given he's been doing since the early 2000s. His parents/white knights/etc. fostered that Messianic/victim mentality in him where if you're not kissing his ass, sending him money, you're his enemy and you're evil.

I've said a while back that I believe this punishments culminating at this time in this sequence is a direct result of his blasphemy. He's rotting in a jail cell and still proclaiming himself to be God.