Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Mendicant]

I wonder if David Heliberg realizes that he has become essentially a part of a emerging world religion.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Ah yes, the fabled Null Iscariot, who betrayed Jesus Chris after revealing that he diddles his own mother. What a historical moment, I've already pre-ordered the sacred Shroud of Turdstains in advance.

 

[Near]

Someone's been reading the bible in jail. Anyway thanks for the content Judas Moon

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Ah! THIS is the version of Yahweh that Melinda worships. Good to know

 

[RodgerDodger]

I couldn't get past the first paragraph without losing my mind.

That's because you are what is clinicly referred to as sane.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I'm not reading through 22 pages of others critique, so if I'm repeating what others have been saying so be it.
Others were optimistic that Chris would finally get his shit together after being incarcerated. This has gone out the window. When mentally ill people start heavily mentioning and referencing The Bible, they're doomed. Chris no longer sees himself as the CPU Goddess of CWCville, he now thinks that he's literally Jesus Christ. This can be problematic as he mentions in his letter that what he did to Barb was fine, he was cleansing her soul of all prior sin as her personal Goddess. He clearly shows no remorse for what he did.
While I'm happy we can chronicle Chris while he's in prison, I worry about weens sending him letters further validating his weird "I am Christ" narrative. Others had said that he's trying to get an insanity plea, that's not happening no matter how hard he tries.
Chris is still Chris. He will continue to be Chris. There is no salvation for his soul as long as he continues believing that everybody else in this situation is in the wrong.

 

[gorefreak]

This is just like The End of Evangelion. Biblical messages and everything!

 

[A Grey Cat]

I love the new season of this anime

I'm not too fond of it I didn't need Chris Chan the black label manga getting an anime. It worked for cells at work code black but not this one

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

You can tell it’s Chris that wrote this letter because, after reading it for a couple seconds, it all starts to blend together into this incoherent mess of rambling word salad nonsense.

Absolutely touching and awe-inspiring. Good to see prisons really changing him for the better.

 

[Michael Janke]

also WTF is with the comparisons to Jesus?

if anything he should have read Sodom and Gomorrah if he wanted something analogous to himself.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

This is unbearably sad but also incredibly funny.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

>bolts
>cross
>power symbol
I can't wait until Chris accidentally joins the Aryan Nation.

 

[Desktop User2]

God is trans confirmed. Suck it, bigots!

 

[Aqua Panda]

So will Null have to watch his back in the future when Chris gets out and Josh is visiting the states? I can imagine a 50+ year old Chris "demanding his vengeance and divine retribution for these sins against him."

Also, this could be the start of a full on Becoming a cult leader or Becoming an Ayran Brotherhood member saga.



P.S. Null's dog avatar as Judas should totally be a merchandise shirt down the line.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Null pen pal arc when??? Also looks like Chris has accepted the buck breaking.

 

[admiral]

I can't be the only one who thinks Chris isn't trying to grift his way into an insanity plea. That'd make him smart enough to realize how fucked he is, but dumb enough to think that'll work in a court of law.

No, I think he genuinely believes the Merge to be happening, and jail time is feeding into that delusion big time.

Even if he does think the merge happened, that doesn't change the fact that he knew that having sex with Barb would get him in trouble when he did it. Chris isn't smart, but he's sneaky enough to know that he can try to manipulate his way out of a heavier sentance and I think he is aware of how fucked he is, but he's too stupid to put together a convincing lie.

Trying to get an insanity plea is a well-known method of avoiding punishment, especially among idiots who don't know that just being a delusional nitwit with an overactive imagination isn't the same as actually being insane. If it's shown that he knows/knew he shouldn't have been doing what he did (taking the money, raping his mother), then an insanity plea won't stick because it'll mean that he was knowinglyt breaking the law and trying to cover it up. Chris is trying to excuse his actions by claiming that he was doing it for good reasons, because he knows that he shouldn't have been doing them and that his actual reasons for doing it (wanting to go to the mall and buy toys, wanting to fuck) won't cut it. Looking at the evidence from while the rapes were happening, Chris didn't think that he was Jesus back then so the defence presented in his letter is discredited.

Chris has a history of lying and trying to manipulate people to get out of trouble, so trying to lie about being Jesus wouldn't be outside of his comfort zone and he's had enough practice writting weird nonsense about being a goddess and a CPU such that the Jesus angle is pretty tame in comparison. Really he should have stuck with the CPU stuff because that seems at least like something he came up with on his own and not something which he could have seen on TV or heard about from other inmates. There are probably dozens of 'Jesus Christs' in the American Prison system right now; claiming to be the second coming is old news, It's too obvious.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

The nursing home that Barb gets dumped in better have good staff to tardwrangle a discharged Chris when he inevitably attempts to have a late night, orgy-sermon with all the old bluehairs and Barb. I hope the Judge orders mandatory supervision between the two's visits or a permanent restraining order. This letter is an admission of incest and abuse.

 

[ANobody]

He didn't apologise for shit and his excuses for raping barb are gross sounding.
also WTF is with the comparisons to Jesus?

The concerning this is its not a comparison, according to the letter chris IS Jesus of Nazareth

 

[Picklechu]

This confirms what everyone suspected, that he was in Richmond because Harriet and Tom had offered him a place to stay before they realized why he couldn't be at 14BC.

I'm guessing that the only thing, or one of the only things, that he has for entertainment is a bible.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I wonder how many people in prison claim to be Jesus? I would bet it's well over half of them. That isn't going to clinch an insanity plea. Not even close. He clearly knows exactly what he did and he's making excuses for it saying "Barb liked it. It was for her own good." He is going to be convicted and get prison time. No question about it any more. He'll be wearing that striped suit for quite a while.

I hope he doesn't try to drag you into it, Null. Not likely though. His lawyer will probably put the kibosh on that. Chris's best plan of action at this point is to shut his mouth and let the lawyer do what he can for him.