Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah this is balatantly more Larpy power-creep type shit. "Oh I'm a cpu goddess so I know what's right" "Well uh jesus is actually a lot more real than that fake stuff and he said incest was bad" "UHH I HAVE JUST HAD A VISION. ACTUALLY I AM ALSO THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS!"

I can't believe we're really debating Chris' delusions of grandeur after he fucked his mother and claimed he was a CPU goddess. It's like, get over it, old Chris never coming back...he was never there to begin with.

 

[MG-34]

I'm kind of surprised Chris is reading the bible. I figured a book without pictures and small text would put him off. Does the lock up he's currently in not have televisions or a library he can indulge himself in?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm kind of surprised Chris is reading the bible. I figured a book without pictures and small text would put him off. Does the lock up he's currently in not have televisions or a library he can indulge himself in?

I bet they gave him an illustrated Bible for the mentally challenged, and he beats off to the drawings of Mary.

 

[buttmunch]

I'm kind of surprised Chris is reading the bible. I figured a book without pictures and small text would put him off. Does the lock up he's currently in not have televisions or a library he can indulge himself in?

you can get child versions of the bible all art'd out and tripple sized font

 

[RodgerDodger]

Chris Chan has assumed his final form as Christ Chan. Ain’t there nothin’ sacred no more?

David Allan Coe - Nothing Sacred

Quitting work early, Jimmy went home,But he never knocked on the door.Catching his wife in another man's arms,Acting like some stupid whore.He picked up his ...

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It’s no longer Christory. It’s now Chrischanianity! All praise our new lord messiah. (Please offer all church donations in Nintendollars. Thank You. Blessed be the Pikachu!”

 

[Thomas Highway]

His mind is gone.

The most documented man in history will end up as a homeless transient once the legal process has concluded and he is freed.

 

[Ophelia]

I heard somewhere Berkowitz claims to be a prophet now. Is he the John the Baptist to Chris’s Jesus?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It’s no longer Christory. It’s now Chrischanianity! All praise our new lord messiah. (Please offer all church donations in Nintendollars. Thank You. Blessed be the Pikachu!”

Chrischuanity

 

[RodgerDodger]

I bet they gave him an illustrated Bible for the mentally challenged, and he beats off to the drawings of Mary.

So you’re saying that’s not normal?

 

[Aqua Panda]

Hmmm? Is telling your Lawyer and Third Party Outsiders that you fucked your mother in order to cleanse her sins in your new role as Jesus Christ considered “meaningfully assisting in your own defense”?

I’m not entirely joking with this. While uncontrollable, this letter does show he is capable of understanding he did things that others view as bad. Offer justification and blame shifting for his bad acts, and directly identify and target/threaten those witnesses he feels betrayed him. Buried in this rambling gibberish are a surprising number of rational and deliberately manipulative acts.

I’m thinking Heilberg’s plea deal negotiations just got a bit less productive.

This is an excellent point. The defense will absolutely use it to disprove an insanity defense. He's aware what he did was wrong and is grasping at any straws to remove culpability from himself.

Hell, wouldn't Heilberg actually be required to turn over the letter to the prosectuon? If so, Chris is even more fucked by this than I initially realized.

 

[Cabelaz]

If Null betraying Chris is Judas and his silver, whats the merge equivalent of Herod killing John the Baptist?

 

[Realistic Elephant]

I can see it now. "Chris, all this CPU goddess shit isn't going to cut it. You need get crazier, write a letter to this 'Null' guy claiming you're Jesus Christ, this will help us with your plea deal"

Proceeds to confess embezzling from his mother on the first page and committing incest on the last page.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I'm so sorry for Null. He did his best. What an ingrate Chris is. All he had to do is keep it in his pants for a couple weeks and he could've gone to the bronycon AND gotten laid. For free.

Also to go even fucking further, Null would have risked jail time himself for aiding Chris. He literally had no other choice than to turn Chris in because of Chris's own actions! What the hell. Null was willing to help him, despite the incest, and Chris just fuckin does this.

 

[Mr Sister]

this just in, jesus christ raped his mom

 

[Pina Colada]

Hail Chris, King of the Sonichus!

 

[warosu]

Proof that Chris will literally just psychologically absorb whatever entertainment medium he is given, be it Hyperdimension Neptunia or, when nothing else is available, the Bible.

Can only imagine what might've been if some trolls force-fed him Mein Kampf instead.

 

[boongus]

free my boy

 

[greenvector36]

Could declaring Null a heratic Judas etc etc and subject to Gods wrath be viewed as "witness tampering" ?

Depends on how credible the threat is seen. If it devolves into "I'll break you dead", those letters would turn to evidence.

Is there a chance Null could be called in should there be a trial? He's done everything to steer clear from this, but the prosecuters would definitely like to know more about this "Judas".

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Never change Chris, you autistic fucking retard

 

[JT Marlin]

This is sad. It reads a lot like the ramblings Terry posted during his forum/Reddit days.

Yeah, this is the start of the schizo era.