Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[The Last Stand]

It is maybe better now, that was a few years back. Probably not much better as I autistically incorporate cursive into it now.

DM me a written note.

Wow. His handwriting is neater than mine.

Post some nigga, if it isn't illegible to everyone but you you aren't trying.

Is this going to turn into a "judge my handwriting" thread?

 

[Baloney Face]

An aside: Just how awful it is for Chris' legal defense that he wrote that letter to Null?

 

[MG-34]

I wonder how this letter would have played out if he recieved a koran instead. Maybe he would have claimed responsibility for 9/11 while claiming no one can repost his image as he's mohammed.

 

[Corpun]

Charlie Manson-esque prison cult saga.

Imagine him asking some hardened criminal to track Null down to kill him for betraying him.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I don't know how you missed the fact The letter literally references the CPU goddess shit several times on TOP of the jesus shit. there's an entire segment where he talks about how god assigned him to use his goddess powers to cleanse barbara of her sins or some wacky ass shit like that via incest.

Humanity has peaked once again

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

i really want to know what cwc's attourney thinks about him.

 

[MG-34]

An aside: Just how awful it is for Chris' legal defense that he wrote that letter to Null?

This lawyer isn't as smart as he was thought to be.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ship this man a Koran.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Anyone else at the point where you just want this shit to end?

Either give him the chair (in minecraft) or give us a 24hr livestream of his cell, but Chris can seriously fuck off with his lame ass babbys first shizo rambling.

 

[Pee Cola]

Please God write him back. I'm 99% sure the next letter he sends is gonna make that Insanity plea a cinch.

Spoiler: Reply first draft

Dear Chris,

lol calm down

Best,
Null

Is Chris going to carry his own cross?

No, but he is going to build his own out of Legos.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't know how you missed the fact The letter literally references the CPU goddess shit several times on TOP of the jesus shit. there's an entire segment where he talks about how god assigned him to use his goddess powers to cleanse barbara of her sins or some wacky ass shit like that via incest. He literally ends the letter signing it as "Blue heart" which is the fucking goddess woowoo idea guy shit.

Yeah, it just seemed like it because instead of his usual ramblings and terms, he mostly starts using stuff from the bible, meaning it either overwrote his normal blue heart crap, or completely pushed it aside.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Fuck why did they have to give him a Bible?!

Now Chris is just spouting the same hackneyed shit that every schizo says. I really hope this isn't the type of content we get from Chris going forward because it's generic looney-bin talk.

This is disappointing but not surprising. His ego literally can't allow him to accept the reality of his situation. I guess it was foolish of me to think he could ever be slapped back to reality. Now that he's hit a brick wall he's been forced to go full retard and dive deeper into delusion.

I mean I don't know about you but merging fucking Neptunia talk with the Bible and also saying how he was destined to fuck his mom to cleanse her of sin is far from generic looney-bin talk

 

[The Lawgiver]

Humanity has peaked once again

That peaks just gonna keep getting BIGGER and BIGGER and BIGGER. by how we're going we're gonna hit at least 50 times the peak height we last thought was possible.

 

[SillySherman]

"I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR !!!! BOW DOWN TO ME !!!"
Shits himself right after

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

An aside: Just how awful it is for Chris' legal defense that he wrote that letter to Null?

Given how open he is in the letter it’s hard to imagine he wasn’t that open with the cops, so they’ve probably already heard it and it’s not that much worse.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Anyone else at the point where you just want this shit to end?

Either give him the chair (in minecraft) or give us a 24hr livestream of his cell, but Chris can seriously fuck off with his lame ass babbys first shizo rambling.

At this point, until he's killed, dead, or locked away for the rest of his life, I'm forced to watch the rest of Christory, just to see whether or not shit could actually get worse than it currently is.

 

[The Last Stand]

"Koran" is spelled "Qu'ran." Just an FYI.

Edit: never mind. Both are correct.

Qurʾān, (Arabic: “Recitation”) also spelled Quran and Koran, the sacred scripture of Islam.

I don't like the K in it.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

To be fair, I would sell out Chris and for a lot less than thirty pieces of silver.

 

[Troonos]

Josh helped Chris more than anyone ever has, and Chris raped his own mother. Null is the most Christlike figure in this scenario, and Chris is basically Satan. What an ungrateful pig. Eid, Sirhc, eid.

 

[AsianChris]

So, Kiwis, what's your favorite passage from The Bible?

The sermon on the mount or the "CWC's Important Message 02242007"?