Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[kobebyarlant]

I expected Chris to blame Null, I did not expect Chris to declare himself as the literal reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

 

[Mason Verger]

Alabama

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they bus him out. Maybe sockness can use a roommate in his gay San Fran homeless shelter.

I just don’t know shit about Virginia, other than finding true love is illegal there, so I’m wondering where the “bad” part of Virginia is. Where is Chris gonna go on literally day one of release(after the new owners of 14blc chase him off).

 

[Alcalino9000]

you're not looking at the full picture here. He went from a straight autistic boy from a modest background that drew shitty fan-fic who just wanted to have a Boyfriend-Free Girl built up from the Ground-Up to a transgender with a criminal record who thinks they're a goddess of a video game council that raped their mother and thinks they're the 2nd coming.

The journey between point A and B has been epic.

I have been following for years, simply this case, as in jail there is only a bible, Chris's mind was twisted even more, and we still do not know what he tells psychiatrists that it could well be a pack of lies.

just look at the letter., he blames Null, who has been his babysitter.

Null is also to blame, waiting for the miracle to be the person "to cure" Chris.

 

[Bulborb]

I have been following for years, simply this case, as in jail there is only a bible, Chris's mind was twisted even more, and we still do not know what he tells psychiatrists that it could well be a pack of lies.

just look at the letter., he blames Null, who has been his babysitter.

Null is also to blame, waiting for the miracle to be the person "to cure" Chris.

not the first babysitter he blames his problems on

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Null, why the hell didn't you follow your own rules you gave to us about not intervention'ing with lolcows? How did you think this would end?

chris ha grown beyond any of these lolcow guidelines. he's like tetsuo's cancer blobs bursting from his human shaped constraints.

you're comparing null to the rest of us and that's not fair anymore. null was the only person that could communicate with chris without pretending magi-chan sent him. that alone sets him apart.

we all were amazed at the work chris was doing to pay for his pony con trip. chris never looked more capable of learning some responsibility and work ethic.
if barbussy hadn't dropped, i think we'd be here talking about if chris could declare bankruptcy and fix his credit next. then section8.

was i really the only one that was starting to see hope with null prodding chris?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I expected Chris to blame Null, I did not expect Chris to declare himself as the literal reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

We are still taking some swerves. The Chris Show has had some shocking plot twists this season.

chris ha grown beyond any of these lolcow guidelines. he's like tetsuo's cancer blobs bursting from his human shaped constraints.

you're comparing null to the rest of us and that's not fair anymore. null was the only person that could communicate with chris without pretending magi-chan sent him. that alone sets him apart.

we all were amazed at the work chris was doing to pay for his pony con trip. chris never looked more capable of learning some responsibility and work ethic.
if barbussy hadn't dropped, i think we'd be here talking about if chris could declare bankruptcy and fix his credit next. then section8.

was i really the only one that was starting to see hope with null prodding chris?

But Null has been in that position with him countless times at this point. It seems like it is moving in a positive direction, and then Jacob Sockness convinces him Null is Satan or Chris rapes Barb and claims Null is Judas from prison.

Not only is Chris incapable of positive change, he is incapable of long term listening to someone who can actually help him and incapable of accepting positive criticism without turning that person into his sworn enemy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Definitely. I doubt he'll be allowed back into the house if for some reason he was let off the hook for his crimes, which would put him in the position of being homeless. Unless some internet people took him in, he would be homeless. If jail doesn't break his spirit of being mouthy and knock his improper level of confidence down a notch he'll say the wrong thing to the wrong person on the streets. Whether or not you believe he deserves to be hurt aside, it would be better in the long run if he just ends up being put away from society.

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they bus him out. Maybe sockness can use a roommate in his gay San Fran homeless shelter.

I just don’t know shit about Virginia, other than finding true love is illegal there, so I’m wondering where the “bad” part of Virginia is. Where is Chris gonna go on literally day one of release(after the new owners of 14blc chase him off).

I think Ralph and Pantsu may take him in for clout until he throws a tantrum about wanting a threesome and calls Ralph fat and short. Then he'll go to SF with Sockness, wind up on skid row, and then appear on Soft White Underbelly's channel.

 

[Alcalino9000]

was i really the only one that was starting to see hope with null prodding chris?

I also saw some light at the end of this tunnel, but it was only the light of hell

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Some grammar sperging I couldn't contain: it should be "Chris Writes Me from Prison" or "Chris writes me from prison" depending on whether or not it's the title of something. Outside of titles, only proper nouns (specific people or places, like Rapeville Penitentiary or Warden Buttfuck) are capitalized. Even in titles, prepositions remain uncapitalized. For instance, "Farm of the Kiwis." So, "Chris writes me from Prison" makes it sound like the name of the prison he's in is just "Prison." I learned this all from going to High School in Town, State. Town is the best town in all of State, and State is a pretty big state. High School is a really shitty high school though.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I would have given you an agree instead of an autistic if you hadn't called Chris a she.

I originally thought this user was referring to Barb.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

simply this case, as in jail there is only a bible, Chris's mind was twisted even more,

chris didn't read the bible. LOL dude. chris can't read the 2 books written about him.

somewhere in his past somebody told him what tithing was and the covenant. probably fuckin sockness told chris "we're gods. they owe us money!..."

 

[RodgerDodger]

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they bus him out. Maybe sockness can use a roommate in his gay San Fran homeless shelter.

I just don’t know shit about Virginia, other than finding true love is illegal there, so I’m wondering where the “bad” part of Virginia is. Where is Chris gonna go on literally day one of release(after the new owners of 14blc chase him off).

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they bus him out. Maybe sockness can use a roommate in his gay San Fran homeless shelter.

I just don’t know shit about Virginia, other than finding true love is illegal there, so I’m wondering where the “bad” part of Virginia is. Where is Chris gonna go on literally day one of release(after the new owners of 14blc chase him off).

In the unlikely event Chris gets cut loose I suggest we have a whip round to buy him a bus ticket to the Tennacious Unicorn Ranch. It seems the perfect therepeutic environment. Plus lots of "boyfriend free gurls".

There would appear to be a very fine line between thinking of the welfare of others, and actual evil.

 

[Dieter Laser]

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they bus him out. Maybe sockness can use a roommate in his gay San Fran homeless shelter.

I just don’t know shit about Virginia, other than finding true love is illegal there, so I’m wondering where the “bad” part of Virginia is. Where is Chris gonna go on literally day one of release(after the new owners of 14blc chase him off).

They could ship him and Barb both off to New Jersey where their love is gross but legal?

 

[Pappy Striderite]

I suggest we have a whip round to buy him a bus ticket to the Tennacious Unicorn Ranch.

drop him on the front porch in a basket dressed like "baby huey". lol

 

[Bl00]

They definitely gave him a bible

 

[Alcalino9000]

chris didn't read the bible. LOL dude. chris can't read the 2 books written about him.

somewhere in his past somebody told him what tithing was and the covenant. probably fuckin sockness told chris "we're gods. they owe us money!..."

They are talking about the bible, you do not need to read, just by listening to the sermon they give it is obvious what is happening.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I originally thought this user was referring to Barb.

That would have been extremely based then

 

[King Kiwi]

Alabama and Florida

Uh-oh Null better watch out

 

[Uncle Meat]

The only hope the lawyer has is to convince the jury that Chris is incredibly suggestible because of his autism and trolls led him down the wrong path. This won't get him off scott free, but it might be a mitigating factor that will reduce his sentence. But Chris babbling away trying to justify his crime as "cleansing Barb of her sins" and comparing it to legal forms of consensual sex isn't going to help him. The claim that this was consensual is going to be the first thing the prosecution will attack. It isn't hard to prove diminished capacity for Barb at this point.

 

[galpal]

Chris Chan.
Christian.
Christ I Am.

Christine Chan.
Christ In Chan.
Christ Chan.

Christian Weston Chandler
Christine Weston Chandler
Christ, in eweston = Chandler

Pretty simple logic really.