Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Cuntflaps said:
That's probably true at this point. But all joking aside, some sick part of me still holds out hope for Chris even now. As terrible as all this is, he could still choose to move past it somehow and become a better person. What that would look like at this point I have no fucking idea, but deep down I want to believe this possibility exists, no matter how remote it may be.
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It's possible for anyone be brought back from the brink in ideal circumstances, but the world in which Chris has a full-time carer with the patience of a saint is too far out of reach, starting simply with the cost of such an arrangement.

As it stands, all his options in life result in him going deeper into the autistic rabbit hole, which is a large part of what makes his life so enigmatic: whether or not he's at home, in prison, homeless, going to conventions, whatever - his mental state can only go downhill. Living an ordinary life is harmful for him, as we can see with his recent experience with a bible. He can't help but hurt himself. He, for whatever reason, is intent on being deluded, Which is why living with Bob and Barb fucked him up so much. They didn't acknowledge his inability to be independent.
 
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Cuntflaps said:
That's probably true at this point. But all joking aside, some sick part of me still holds out hope for Chris even now. As terrible as all this is, he could still choose to move past it somehow and become a better person. What that would look like at this point I have no fucking idea, but deep down I want to believe this possibility exists, no matter how remote it may be.
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Could. Won't.
 
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Cuntflaps said:
That's probably true at this point. But all joking aside, some sick part of me still holds out hope for Chris even now. As terrible as all this is, he could still choose to move past it somehow and become a better person. What that would look like at this point I have no fucking idea, but deep down I want to believe this possibility exists, no matter how remote it may be.
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From his point of view, why should he?
 
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If the jail doesn't allow him to wear his medallion, then it's likely stored somewhere if not disposed for safety reasons, and almost two months without wearing it.
It's probably for his own good, otherwise humiliation awaits him.
 
Chris won't be put in genpop unless the law is just as smart as him.

Do they want the rabid media frenzy that would come from it, with Chris being Floyd 2.0?

Full isolation is the only thing I can see.
 
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Chris is one of the most predictable people on Earth. When bad things happen to him, he doesn't step back and say, "What can I do to prevent this from happening again?" He blames it on someone else and doubles down and gets in twice as much trouble the next time. It's been happening over and over for years and years. The tiger isn't going to change its stripes now. There's no happy ending for Chris. He is a human dud. He is DESTINED to fail like this. As shocking as it might be, incest isn't the lowest he is going to go. He is going to keep marching into the hole deeper and deeper and get in more and more trouble until he is dead.
 
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The lgbt and idea guys crowd game him bad ideas, and the lgbt and white knight clouds enabled it, with trolls just pouring gasoline on the flames.

Chris's trooning out decline in sanity is marked even for a tranny. If he jizzed in a plant pot and expected Crystal to grow out of it, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
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Tikbalang said:
If the jail doesn't allow him to wear his medallion, then it's likely stored somewhere if not disposed for safety reasons, and almost two months without wearing it.
It's probably for his own good, otherwise humiliation awaits him.
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Isn't "I raped my elderly and senile mother" enough? Chris has been on national television.
Chris WILL be the bottom of bottom bitches if he doesn't get shanked in the process by said bottom bitch during communal shower.
 
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Cuckoman said:
I think it is all the new influx of retards that came when this became famous.
Chris is Chris. He does not plan for shit. He just is, and never plans or thinks, because never has anything he did
have any real consequences outside of "trolls were bad".

The entire concept of Chris planning weeks or months in advance for something is so ridiculous only someone that discovered Chris yesterday and knows nothing of him could come up with it.

We have decades of documentation of Chris. He never plans. Why are these retards from FB coming here to try to
talk about him making some elaborate show about pretending to be insane so he can get an insanity plea?
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Strongly disagree. Chris has tried to formulate plans and carry them out in the past, he's just really fucking bad at it. For example, the reason he entered the PaRappa the Rapper Competition was because he thought winning a PSP to give to the girl he was interested in would make her want to be his girlfriend. That's why he was so mad at the guy who won, because in Chris's mind he had cheated him out of a chance at a relationship by ruining his plan. In fact his whole "Love Quest" was one half-baked plan like this after another. The reasoning behind this plan is obviously retarded, but then so is pretending to be insane by copying what you've seen in films for an insanity plea.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Chris won't be put in genpop unless the law is just as smart as him.

Do they want the rabid media frenzy that would come from it, with Chris being Floyd 2.0?

Full isolation is the only thing I can see.
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It's not the 90s anymore. Throwing an inmate in "seg" has became a more regulated process due to political backlash (it varies, but VA is a relatively civilized state, so I'm guessing they are middle-of-the-road as far as prison systems go). It's also insanely fucking expensive compared to open units, and prison admins have a strong incentive to use it as little as possible due to overcrowding and budget issues.

Chris could end up in a single cell eventually, but I'd expect him to at least start out in a mainline unit, possibly with other mental health cases or sex offenders. If he keeps throwing tantrums and being disruptive, he'll gradually move to harder, more restrictive housing; but I doubt he'll start there after his initial observation.

Also, Chris's celebrity might matter, but it isn't like he's going to be the only one. Prison systems take in media sensations all the time. Once inside they become just another inmate.
 
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Volmsaiyan said:
This isn't chris going for an insanity plea. This is chris retreating further into his make believe world. I wonder if hes been role playing or interacting with some delusional religious inmate who thinks god speaks to him & this somehow influenced chris into thinking he's jesus.
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The dirty hobo Saga
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Strongly disagree. Chris has tried to formulate plans and carry them out in the past, he's just really fucking bad at it. For example, the reason he entered the PaRappa the Rapper Competition was because he thought winning a PSP to give to the girl he was interested in would make her want to be his girlfriend.
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In other words, he expected to put absolutely no effort into it and just automatically win the competition, obtain gift, get china. The idea of getting a job and working at it for a month to get money to buy a PSP never would have occurred to him. Or even spending less on Legos for a couple months.
 
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AnOminous said:
In other words, he expected to put absolutely no effort into it and just automatically win the competition, obtain gift, get china. The idea of getting a job and working at it for a month to get money to buy a PSP never would have occurred to him. Or even spending less on Legos for a couple months.
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I said it was a plan, I never said it was a good plan. For another example, Chris once tried to infiltrate the CWCki by posing as a troll named "JenkinsJinkies". He was detected almost immediately but he still tried to stick to the persona, eventually providing proof he wasn't Chris by making this video:


We can laugh at this as an obviously paper-thin attempt to disguise himself, but on Chris's part there was more thinking going on here than "shit himself and do nothing". Chris is clearly capable of lying and pretending to be something he isn't when he thinks doing so will benefit him, whether he convinces anyone is another story entirely. The fact people in this thread are taking Chris's claims about his mental state seriously actually shows progress, not because Chris has become better at lying but because the bar of expectations for Chris is now so low that people now underestimate him. IMO if something like this had happened ten years ago, with Chris going around calling himself Jesus while in the middle of some kind of legal trouble everyone would have immediately called bullshit and figured out what he was doing.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
IMO if something like this had happened ten years ago, with Chris going around calling himself Jesus while in the middle of some kind of legal trouble everyone would have immediately called bullshit and figured out what he was doing.
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It can actually be both. He can be completely delusional but realize on some level that looking "crazy" could be to his advantage, at least with his cartoonish view of how the criminal justice system works. You really couldn't pick anything more stereotypically "crazy" than claiming to be Jesus.
 
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AnOminous said:
He can be completely delusional but realize on some level that looking "crazy" could be to his advantage, at least with his cartoonish view of how the criminal justice system works. You really couldn't pick anything more stereotypically "crazy" than claiming to be Jesus.
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That's exactly my point. Because Chris is bad at lying it's fairly easy to tell when he's actually being delusional and when he's pretending.
 
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