Chris youtube thread

[Spork]

Marvin, does Chris miss the limelight? Even slightly? I'd love to see him make a YouTube comeback someday...but it's really looking like he's done for good.

He thinks he still has the limelight. He thinks he's still harassed by trolls and that they're everywhere he looks.

But yeah, he regrets all the retarded things he's filmed and uploaded in the past, so he knows better than to come back. He's also super paranoid about people not being who they say they be and shit like that.

Yep. The reason he still watches the cwcki and these forums, and apparently the cwcville library every day, is not because he misses the attention. It's because he's obsessed with the fact that it all won't magically go away for no reason. He's waiting and waiting for the day when the internet forgets him entirely and he's getting madder and madder that this doesn't occur.

I think that's the reason Chris's trolling ever took off in the first place. He tried to ignore the ED page for about a week before he ran out of patience and started vandalizing it.

Nowadays, he's been "ignoring" his trolls for about a year and a half. Since he doesn't understand that the internet never forgets, the continued existence of the CWCki baffles him to no end.

 

[JULAY]

This.

Plus, y'know, even if all the trolls magically vanished, he'd still see trolls everywhere IRL. They'd be like his bad luck. Anytime something negative happened to him, damnit, it's trolls! Which is kinda what he did with Oct 28. Oct 28, including the police, was troll plots and everyone involved, aside from him and Barb, were following troll orders.

Does he really believe that the fucking *cops* were following orders from trolls? I mean, really?

 

[Marvin]

This.

Plus, y'know, even if all the trolls magically vanished, he'd still see trolls everywhere IRL. They'd be like his bad luck. Anytime something negative happened to him, damnit, it's trolls! Which is kinda what he did with Oct 28. Oct 28, including the police, was troll plots and everyone involved, aside from him and Barb, were following troll orders.

Does he really believe that the fucking *cops* were following orders from trolls? I mean, really?

Well, he also seems to believe that the school board was keeping them from selling their house so he couldn't live near his gal pals. Bob seems to have taught Chris about crazy, paranoid conspiracies and Chris is very willing to blame bad things in his life on the conspiracies. I don't know if he literally believes them, but it seems like he might.

 

[Marvin]

Chris just posted this on some nintendo video.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

This.

Plus, y'know, even if all the trolls magically vanished, he'd still see trolls everywhere IRL. They'd be like his bad luck. Anytime something negative happened to him, damnit, it's trolls! Which is kinda what he did with Oct 28. Oct 28, including the police, was troll plots and everyone involved, aside from him and Barb, were following troll orders.

Does he really believe that the fucking *cops* were following orders from trolls? I mean, really?

Good thing he doesn't know about the bribe we offered Barb.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris just posted this on some nintendo video.

Even when he doesn't feel like he's addressing trolls, his messages sound like they should be followed by "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWW! "

 

[regularjohn]

Well, once he's homeless, it'll just seem natural to be rambling about strange conspiracies and made up people while he wanders around McDonald's.

I can see him running around with a cardboard sign around his neck, reading "WANT WOMAN" while shouting things like "the trolls are always watching you!" "Beware the man in the pickle suit!" "Clyde cash is the devil!" and "I am the messiah!" He'll probably accidentally start a religion.

And how is chris still thinking we're tracking him if we have stated over and over again here that we aren't. Besides, if I ever met him, I'd just tell him that I made a few of the videos he Favorited, pat him on the head, and then wonder why I'm in a mcdonalds.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Besides, if I ever met him, I'd just tell him that I made a few of the videos he Favorited, pat him on the head, and then wonder why I'm in a mcdonalds.

Wash your hand, chop it off and then burn it.

 

[Male]

Chris just posted this on some nintendo video.

Even when he doesn't feel like he's addressing trolls, his messages sound like they should be followed by "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWW! "

That's what all of his demands boil down to, he makes a demand so inane and self centered that no non-christorian will give two shits

 

[Saney]

Besides, if I ever met him, I'd just tell him that I made a few of the videos he Favorited, pat him on the head, and then wonder why I'm in a mcdonalds.

Wash your hand, chop it off and then burn it.

The pour holy water on the ashes, set them on fire again and send them into space.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So is Chris working on "RomanticLabyrinth Version 12" or something?

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris just posted this on some nintendo video.

Even when he doesn't feel like he's addressing trolls, his messages sound like they should be followed by "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWW! "

It's like I can read it in his voice and I immediately want to tell him to stop whining.

 

[regularjohn]

Besides, if I ever met him, I'd just tell him that I made a few of the videos he Favorited, pat him on the head, and then wonder why I'm in a mcdonalds.

Wash your hand, chop it off and then burn it.

The pour holy water on the ashes, set them on fire again and send them into space.

Okay, I guess I'll have to be sure to use someone else's hand to use someone else's hand to pat him

And can we just get chris to get flash? If youre going to animate, you might as well do it up the right way. And flash is the easiest of the animation softwares to use. Of course he wont use it, but I'll sleep better.

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris' inability to draw consistently would make any animation attempts hilariously bad. And it'd make less sense visually than possibly any comic he could draw. He's really against anything art related made on a computer though.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He's really against anything art related made on a computer though.

Unless he makes something on a computer.

 

[shutupman]

He tried to ignore the ED page for about a week before he ran out of patience and started vandalizing it..

While he didn't start vandalizing in earnest for about a week, he did edit the holy hell out of the article with TMI almost immediately (his overload of information or whatever the hell he said).
It's how we found out he was even weirder than we first suspected!
I also still love that in less than a week, he forgot what day he found the page about him on.

Chris just posted this on some nintendo video.

lol, not THIS shit again/still...

 

[Spork]

He tried to ignore the ED page for about a week before he ran out of patience and started vandalizing it..

While he didn't start vandalizing in earnest for about a week, he did edit the holy hell out of the article with TMI almost immediately (his overload of information or whatever the hell he said).
It's how we found out he was even weirder than we first suspected!
I also still love that in less than a week, he forgot what day he found the page about him on.

Weren't his first actual edits made on the 10th, a week after the page was created?

 

[bradsternum]

Well, once he's homeless, it'll just seem natural to be rambling about strange conspiracies and made up people while he wanders around McDonald's.

I can see him running around with a cardboard sign around his neck, reading "WANT WOMAN" while shouting things like "the trolls are always watching you!" "Beware the man in the pickle suit!" "Clyde cash is the devil!" and "I am the messiah!"

There was a crazy guy in my town who'd go around to donut shops and scream, "WATCH OUT FOR TROLLS!" He carried around scrap metal, and made sculptures in trailer parks. His mother blew her face off with a semi-automatic, and he inherited the house.

Jesus Christ, that sounds like the beginnings of a Tom Waits song.

Anyway, I could see something less cool happening to Chris.

 

[Saney]

Well, once he's homeless, it'll just seem natural to be rambling about strange conspiracies and made up people while he wanders around McDonald's.

I can see him running around with a cardboard sign around his neck, reading "WANT WOMAN" while shouting things like "the trolls are always watching you!" "Beware the man in the pickle suit!" "Clyde cash is the devil!" and "I am the messiah!"

There was a crazy guy in my town who'd go around to donut shops and scream, "WATCH OUT FOR TROLLS!" He carried around scrap metal, and made sculptures in trailer parks. His mother blew her face off with a semi-automatic, and he inherited the house.

Jesus Christ, that sounds like the beginnings of a Tom Waits song.

Anyway, I could see something less cool happening to Chris.

Well, that is depressing as hell.

 

[Vincent]

Marvin, is this YouTube really Chris? Has it replaced CWCvilleGuardian?

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYib6cXBirhyrIwJ_ylhUQ

I only ask because it's a new channel, has some videos that may or may not be new, has Chris's most recent photo, and a video proclaiming that Sonichu isn't dead, but Clyde Cash killed his creativity, much like his most recent Facebook.

However, the channel says it's from the United KIngdom and one of the videos is the House Tour video, which is old. I honestly cannot tell whether or not it's legit or some troll recycling some old material very well.