Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

[Subconcious Offense]

I listened to the new interviews with this in mind, but in the fifth interview Chris says his gal-pal has a PS4 and is willing to play together with himself and Sir Spatchcock. So I don't think it's Barb.

That's just a gal-pal, not his "business manager" or whatever term he used the last few times.

 

[CWCissey]

Germany isn't a major Western country?

I'm looking forward to Angela and Hillary swapping frumpy pantsuit tips at summits.

Look at the float again...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Good on the float makers for making Margaret Thatcher dab. Shit's some mad futurist shit.

Hyped for the transcript!

 

[Mark Corrigan]

That "hmpf!" after Send Trump to the Dump has probably been the smuggest yet. Damn, he must have been so proud of himself at that point.

EDIT: Apparently, "I'll look into that" is the new "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!" Still means the same thing, though, namely, "I'll poop myself and do nothing".

 

[HumanBeanbag]

I enjoy how Chris was trying to justify eBegging for the PS4 by saying he wanted to 'keep up to date with games' but still hasn't really grasped what a Let's Play is.

 

[CWCissey]

Good on the float makers for making Margaret Thatcher dab. Shit's some mad futurist shit.

Hyped for the transcript!

It's Merkel.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Ah! It's terrifying how much all blondish, dumpy women politicians look alike, I guess? I was sure that was meant to be Thatcher, not Merkel.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Only Chris would be so wrapped up in himself (& his PS4) that he'd forget that a company wanted to offer him millions of dollars for Sonichu.

Highlights from Interview #4:

"I was thinking we could play a multiplayer game together."
"LITTLE BIG PLANET 3!?"
"Well, there's a YuGiOh game. . ."
". . .oh."

"Happy belated birthday! Here's money for a game!"
"Well, make sure the money works."

Highlights from Interview #5:

• Chris wants to see Arthur's face I can't
• Arthur explains that Chris cost him his job; Chris continues to whine about video games
• "Hello, Snoopy, how are you doing." I fucking lost it
• Arthur may as well be explaining string theory or quantum physics to Chris instead of generating ad revenue

 

[Handsome Pete]

Chris wanted to see Arthur's face I can't

Until Arthur gets that camera up and running, there's always a chance that he's secretly Clyde Cash.

Or at the very least, his British cousin Sir Nigel Cash.

 

[Karen Riley]

I'd read the last two pages of this theead before listening so it cracked me up when you started the fifth recording with an 'I'm great thank you!' when I knew you'd already basically lost your job over Chris!

I think you've done an excellent job to make that seamless transition between representing a business to now being just a normal friend of Chris', it's pretty well done because normally these situations end in the troll being exposed as a fraud and then losing contact with Chris.

A highlight in the fourth audio was Chris telling you not to upload this recording to the Internet because you were 'talking business,' and now it's uploaded onto the Internet

 

[animedad]

I love how Arthur Spatchcock had to explain to Chris (like a grown man talking to a child) what the implication of the official Sonic Twitter account tweeting about Sonichu meant. Chris had honestly no idea that it was kind of an accomplishment in its own right that his beloved icon recognized or at least mentioned his shitty Mary Sue knockoff.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I love how Arthur Spatchcock had to explain to Chris (like a grown man talking to a child) what the implication of the official Sonic Twitter account tweeting about Sonichu meant. Chris had honestly no idea that it was kind of an accomplishment in its own right that his beloved icon recognized or at least mentioned his shitty Mary Sue knockoff.

Chris is a mentally retarded autistic who is completely confident that he is famous. By a perfect storm of idiocy, he is kind of well known on the internet. So he'll take Sonichu getting mentioned in stride, exactly the same way he would if Obama name-dropped him in the State of the Union address. Why wouldn't he? He's Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Chantor Chandler of Ruckersville, VirGIN-YA, Two Two Nine Sits Ate!

 

[Milktheturtle]

And Chris is still rooting for Hilary because she's a woman.That's dumb as fuck

 

[LiveFromNS]

Jesus, that SyFy show would love Chris. They could do a four parter! If he does follow through I wonder if he will ask for $5million!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Jesus, that SyFy show would love Chris. They could do a four parter! If he does follow through I wonder if he will ask for $5million!

Christian Chandler: Yep, I'm on TV! ended up being a self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

[zap2theextreme]

lmao at when Chris is told that he's lost a 5 million dollar deal he just goes "Hrrpphmm... yeah okay." like it's absolutely nothing.

 

[Milktheturtle]

"I've been quite busy"Yeah,right.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

normally these situations end in the troll being exposed as a fraud and then losing contact with Chris.

I kind of prefer that because part of the fun is Chris' reaction to the disappointment, but I also want to see what @MasterDisaster might cook up with this open line of communication in the future.

 

[cohensd]

Until Arthur gets that camera up and running, there's always a chance that he's secretly Clyde Cash.

Or at the very least, his British cousin Sir Nigel Cash.

Part of me hopes that if Arthur gets a webcam that he'll reveal himself as the British Clyde Cash, e.g., spray tan/Guido look, just with the uppercrust accent.

 

[jc17]

I can see it now...
"Why not vote for Bernie?"
"Hmm... Well, um-hmyeah, he's just to old, you know? I thi- I believe Hilary would be more suited and her views as a woman are what America needs."
"So, what specifically do you dislike about him? What do you disagree with him on?"
"... I will get back to you on that."

In short, I'm absolutely certain Chris knows squat about what either of them have to offer and is ultimately just voting for Hilary because she's the only candidate with a pair of breasts.
... Just... GOD damn it, Chris...