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I don't think it needs an explanation, it's a very clunky and horribly unfunny reference to the meteor that killed off dinosaurs. Chris believes dinosaurs lived in the stone age, because this is what pop-culture taught him.
Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)
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I don't think it needs an explanation, it's a very clunky and horribly unfunny reference to the meteor that killed off dinosaurs. Chris believes dinosaurs lived in the stone age, because this is what pop-culture taught him.
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It took a moonlight memory to give us the headache!
I'm sure he'll use that excuse.
No, we haven't, and I'm sure Chris doesn't know either.
It certainly was in need of a better line Chris just couldn't figure out.
just some jerk
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I request more details regarding his big 18th birthday party. And/or more anecdotes from the Game Place days
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Chris is stupid.
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For that to be the case, Chris would need to walk from his house for 2 1/2 miles then come back. Does there happen to be something within that radius Chris could take advantage of walking to?
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Doesnt seems to be anything close to his house worth the walk,since he live in a Residential neighborhood and the closest things that we know Chris would like to go are 7 to 20 miles from his house.
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Fatty could always cut through the woods and waddle on over to Dunkin' Donuts, although that would sort of defeat the purpose of him getting exercise.
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I guess I assume the McDonald's in Ruckersville was that close (didn't think to Google Map the way), I got to a point were I could walk nearly 3 miles one way personally.
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Well,if i assume google map is right,the Target,Starbuck and Gamestop(edit:He think he is banned statewide) are 6-7 miles from his house.Also a couple of random restaurant and banks.
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Another thing I laughed at in this interview was Chris saying he was going to get that "hacker friend" to change the CWCki--a completely open and freely editable wiki--so that it presents himself in a positive manner.
What's even funnier is he's tried changing it before himself.
And it didn't work lol
What's even funnier is he's tried changing it before himself.
And it didn't work lol
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Damn, he is alone. My suburban view of things clouds my perception of what it is like living out in the sticks.
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Well it's another proof that he rarely learned,he tried over and over again to little to no success.
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How about this super mal-worm-virus:
[change the word] "fat" [to] "past buddha belly"
[change the word] "autistic" [to] "because of those dang, dirty trolls"
[change the word] "lazy" [to] "stressed"
[change the word] "creepy" [to] "hello lady fans"
[change the word] "racist" [to] "I miss you every day, Mr. C."
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Wonder if Christine keeps track of his daily steps with a 3DS. Just did an unscientific experiment, and it registered all kinds of small movements as steps while I was occupying the same relative spot. Hell just taking it out of my pocket and checking counted steps.
So this claim of 10,000 steps a day is suspect, I demand proof!.... but a 3DS screenshot in a video would suffice.
So this claim of 10,000 steps a day is suspect, I demand proof!.... but a 3DS screenshot in a video would suffice.
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Yeah, Chris would be more likely to post a photo of the tallest stair case he could find.
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Chris isn't actually banned State wide, the letter was a forgery. But Chris believed that, so it's one and the same
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We should send him a letter telling him that he's banned from reality, maybe, he will just power down into a new slumber.Chris isn't actually banned State wide, the letter was a forgery. But Chris believed that, so it's one and the same
Since when is "cleared up" synonymous with a video of the crime, a photo of the best manchild expression anyone can make, court, probation, and wasting what meager insurance funds you have left.
Cleared up would be Chris asking me if I called him fat, to which I would reply No, I called you fat and bald."
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It is? Is it written somwhere,seems i skipped that one
He's going to put his 3DS on a Washing Machines to make himself feel better
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Nobody came forward and confessed to being behind the letter, but people did some digging in the thread where it was originally revealed and all signs point to a well-made fake letter, but it was good enough to fool many Kiwis.
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