Chris's best character traits

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His child-like innocence could be seen as endearing to some. It's probably why the high school Gal Pals hung out with him.

However it's a double edged sword as it's also what's holding him back in life.
 
His ability to bring people together of course!
 
For a serious answer, he seems to possess a better-than-average understanding of computers and electronics. He understands such concepts as installing software, reformatting and installing an operating system, some basic Adobe picture editing, setting up and managing online accounts, building websites that can at least be navigated, and rudimentary video editing. Yes, he's lazy as hell and cuts corners everywhere, but doing a job poorly is still doing it. If he wants to utilize some new tech, he seems perfectly capable of reaching a comfort level (which should dispel the idea of him being literally incapable of learning even these days).

Maybe these sound like skills that should be just as common as operating a telephone, but it's easy for nerds like us (before you contest it: you follow the exploits of a mentally-damaged 31-year-old video logger and unpublished comic artist) to forget that most people young and old can (and do) get what they need out of their computers without ever opening the control panel. You don't think Geek Squad's fucking ridiculous prices could persist if everybody's kid could swap out faulty hard drives, do you?
 
Chris is creative. Maybe not when it comes to creating original ideas, but when it comes to using existing materials to express his ideas and create things. Chris designs his own Yugioh cards, builds Lego cities, makes My Little Ponies, and combines CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC with acrylic paint to bring his ethereal essence into the physical world. Give him a new toy, and he'll find some way to twist it around and use it to express himself. Sure, it'll be sick, it'll be twisted, and it'll be complete crap, but it'll be something, that's for sure.

Heck, Chris took 100-something photos and made a stop-motion lego animation out of it. That shit is tedious. And sure, it's choppy, crappy, and night unintelligible, but somehow he managed to do it. And he also managed to build the legos in the first place, and also somehow figured out how to transfer his Gameboy Camera to the TV with a Super Gameboy, record it on VHS, and transfer that VHS to his self-made DVD (a twisted, steaming pile of creativity in and of itself). I'm amazed that someone with his attention span ever managed to get that done--or, for that matter, that someone with his IQ even managed to figure it out.
 
Maybe these sound like skills that should be just as common as operating a telephone, but it's easy for nerds like us (before you contest it: you follow the exploits of a mentally-damaged 31-year-old video logger and unpublished comic artist) to forget that most people young and old can (and do) get what they need out of their computers without ever opening the control panel. You don't think Geek Squad's fucking ridiculous prices could persist if everybody's kid could swap out faulty hard drives, do you?

It's not like any of that is difficult or couldn't be performed by a 9-year-old with sufficient instruction. If you can work legos you can install computer hardware. Yeah most people don't trust themselves to swap out a hard drive but that's because they assume it's more complex than it is. Granted Chris can do some things that a lot of people won't try (rather than being unable to do) but it's just not indicative of any kind of talent or skill or ability. He's just capable of moving his hands and he took some rudimentary computer classes.

Also the stuff he can do is the most rudimentary of rudimentary computer stuff. Installing software? My grandmother can do that and she doesn't know what the internet is. Making an ugly webpage on Tripod can and has been done by children barely old enough to read. Many dogs have multiple facebook accounts. Nothing on your list besides installing an operating system is even sort of difficult, and that's really more of a matter of following directions and having patience (I doubt if a serious problem arose Chris would have successfully installed anything).

People give Chris a lot of credit for being able to stand up and form complete sentences, but really guys he's not the computer genius (or even computer adequate) that he's oft made out to be.
 
Uzumaki said:
Maybe these sound like skills that should be just as common as operating a telephone, but it's easy for nerds like us (before you contest it: you follow the exploits of a mentally-damaged 31-year-old video logger and unpublished comic artist) to forget that most people young and old can (and do) get what they need out of their computers without ever opening the control panel. You don't think Geek Squad's fucking ridiculous prices could persist if everybody's kid could swap out faulty hard drives, do you?

It's not like any of that is difficult or couldn't be performed by a 9-year-old with sufficient instruction. If you can work legos you can install computer hardware. Yeah most people don't trust themselves to swap out a hard drive but that's because they assume it's more complex than it is. Granted Chris can do some things that a lot of people won't try (rather than being unable to do) but it's just not indicative of any kind of talent or skill or ability. He's just capable of moving his MANOS and he took some rudimentary computer classes.

Also the stuff he can do is the most rudimentary of rudimentary computer stuff. Installing software? My grandmother can do that and she doesn't know what the internet is. Making an ugly webpage on Tripod can and has been done by children barely old enough to read. Many dogs have multiple facebook accounts. Nothing on your list besides installing an operating system is even sort of difficult, and that's really more of a matter of following directions and having patience (I doubt if a serious problem arose Chris would have successfully installed anything).

People give Chris a lot of credit for being able to stand up and form complete sentences, but really guys he's not the computer genius (or even computer adequate) that he's oft made out to be.


it took him like 7 years to just get a cadd certificate
 
CatParty said:
it took him like 7 years to just get a cadd certificate

This. Plus I feel like a lot of people seem to think this CADD Cerificate is somehow comparable to a real University degree and represents an actual achievement. It isn't. It's not even in the same ballpark. These kinds of programs make high-school look like law school.
 
CatParty said:
Uzumaki said:
Maybe these sound like skills that should be just as common as operating a telephone, but it's easy for nerds like us (before you contest it: you follow the exploits of a mentally-damaged 31-year-old video logger and unpublished comic artist) to forget that most people young and old can (and do) get what they need out of their computers without ever opening the control panel. You don't think Geek Squad's fucking ridiculous prices could persist if everybody's kid could swap out faulty hard drives, do you?

It's not like any of that is difficult or couldn't be performed by a 9-year-old with sufficient instruction. If you can work legos you can install computer hardware. Yeah most people don't trust themselves to swap out a hard drive but that's because they assume it's more complex than it is. Granted Chris can do some things that a lot of people won't try (rather than being unable to do) but it's just not indicative of any kind of talent or skill or ability. He's just capable of moving his MANOS and he took some rudimentary computer classes.

Also the stuff he can do is the most rudimentary of rudimentary computer stuff. Installing software? My grandmother can do that and she doesn't know what the internet is. Making an ugly webpage on Tripod can and has been done by children barely old enough to read. Many dogs have multiple facebook accounts. Nothing on your list besides installing an operating system is even sort of difficult, and that's really more of a matter of following directions and having patience (I doubt if a serious problem arose Chris would have successfully installed anything).


People give Chris a lot of credit for being able to stand up and form complete sentences, but really guys he's not the computer genius (or even computer adequate) that he's oft made out to be.


it took him like 7 years to just get a cadd certificate

I think the point Picklemonster is trying to make is that many of us take computer literacy for granted. The thing is, Chris does do things with computers that the vast majority of the population doesn't. Remember when he was sent the laptop? He checked for viruses, reformatted it, and reinstalled the OS. This shows a severe underestimation of Chris' intelligence by whomever sent him the laptop. He essentially gave Chris' a fully functioning laptop for free so Chris inadvertently trolled a troll.

Now I'm not, in any way, claiming that this elevates Chris to some sort of Techno wizard status. It's basic stuff, but you'd be surprised how little some people know about computers. All most people do is click on the most easily identifiable icons and go on facebook.

What this does is put to bed the myth that Chris is incapable of learning. He's shown repeatedly that if he genuinely wants to do something, he'll put the necessary effort into accomplishing it. The problem is most of the time he doesn't want to do something, he wants somebody to do it for him.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
I think the point Picklemonster is trying to make is that many of us take computer literacy for granted. The thing is, Chris does do things with computers that the vast majority of the population doesn't. Remember when he was sent the laptop? He checked for viruses, reformatted it, and reinstalled the OS. This shows a severe underestimation of Chris' intelligence by whomever sent him the laptop. He essentially gave Chris' a fully functioning laptop for free so Chris inadvertently trolled a troll.

Now I'm not, in any way, claiming that this elevates Chris to some sort of Techno wizard status. It's basic stuff, but you'd be surprised how little some people know about computers. All most people do is click on the most easily identifiable icons and go on facebook.

What this does is put to bed the myth that Chris is incapable of learning. He's shown repeatedly that if he genuinely wants to do something, he'll put the necessary effort into accomplishing it. The problem is most of the time he doesn't want to do something, he wants somebody to do it for him.

hm? I thought he had sent the laptop to be checked for viruses, and be reformatted? I don't think he did it himself.
 
BigAltheGreat921 said:
Mentally, he's not as fucked up as some other LOLcows.
Probably because he's mentally about 8 years old.

CatParty said:
well, he isn't the only one...


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Damn, Maury was the best before he moved studios to CT.
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
Anchuent Christory said:
I think the point Picklemonster is trying to make is that many of us take computer literacy for granted. The thing is, Chris does do things with computers that the vast majority of the population doesn't. Remember when he was sent the laptop? He checked for viruses, reformatted it, and reinstalled the OS. This shows a severe underestimation of Chris' intelligence by whomever sent him the laptop. He essentially gave Chris' a fully functioning laptop for free so Chris inadvertently trolled a troll.

Now I'm not, in any way, claiming that this elevates Chris to some sort of Techno wizard status. It's basic stuff, but you'd be surprised how little some people know about computers. All most people do is click on the most easily identifiable icons and go on facebook.

What this does is put to bed the myth that Chris is incapable of learning. He's shown repeatedly that if he genuinely wants to do something, he'll put the necessary effort into accomplishing it. The problem is most of the time he doesn't want to do something, he wants somebody to do it for him.

hm? I thought he had sent the laptop to be checked for viruses, and be reformatted? I don't think he did it himself.

Really?

Maybe it's just that in a thread attempting to find Chris' good points, we REALLY have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and put a positive spin on the most mundane things.
 
Well, let's face it, there's not a lot of nice things that can be said of Chris. Even people who knew him IRL didn't have a lot of good things to say about him.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Well, let's face it, there's not a lot of nice things that can be said of Chris. Even people who knew him IRL didn't have a lot of good things to say about him.

Well we could start a thread titled "CHRIS'S WORST CHARACTER TRAITS" But we'd probably destroy the internet.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Well, let's face it, there's not a lot of nice things that can be said of Chris. Even people who knew him IRL didn't have a lot of good things to say about him.

Well we could start a thread titled "CHRIS'S WORST CHARACTER TRAITS" But we'd probably destroy the internet.



CHRIS'S WORST CHARACTER TRAITS

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page


done.
 
Back in the day, we used to say that Chris was sort of indomitable. Whatever happened, he'd bounce back almost immediately. I think that's gone down the toilet. Not only is he broken, he seems to have decided that he's going to wallow in failure and victimization from now on. So he now has exactly zero good character traits.
 
GOT ONE!

His opinions on Alcohol, drugs and nicotine (tobaky)

They may be rather naive, but hay... I'll let him have this one.
 
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