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LoveYouLongTime said:
Chris is even more lazy now than before. Chris 5 years ago would have been all about that Pokemon Go.
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Five years ago Chris bought the Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver games like three times over, just so he could walk around with three pokewalker things tied to his beltloop. I'm pretty sure that he was just as lazy back then as he is now...

Replicant Sasquatch said:
Again, Chris does and has amble around Ruckersville and Charlottesville.
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Chris can only amble around town with the magic of jumpcuts.
 
Broseph said:
Five years ago Chris bought the Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver games like three times over, just so he could walk around with three pokewalker things tied to his beltloop. I'm pretty sure that he was just as lazy back then as he is now...
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Maybe lazy isn't the correct term. Chris was more open to going out and doing things back then(and he did!). Now he just sort has given up and I'm sure part of it stems from not wanting to be trolled and not having his normal loiterings to go to. There's only so many times you can kick someone down before they stop getting up and while Chris still does really stupid things he doesn't have that spunk to him anymore. There might come a time where he'll get a second wind, but Chris right now has settled for laying around in bed begging for money.
 
hcazzach said:
Why the fuck would you give your kid 5 bucks for failing an assignment
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My guess was that it was meant to encourage the kids to try harder and bring their grades back up?
LoveYouLongTime said:
Maybe lazy isn't the correct term. Chris was more open to going out and doing things back then(and he did!). Now he just sort has given up and I'm sure part of it stems from not wanting to be trolled and not having his normal loiterings to go to. There's only so many times you can kick someone down before they stop getting up and while Chris still does really stupid things he doesn't have that spunk to him anymore. There might come a time where he'll get a second wind, but Chris right now has settled for laying around in bed begging for money.
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The only reason why Chris "gave up" on going outside is because he's already been banned from every single store/establishment in town: PVCC, WalMart, Target, The Game Place, GameStop and the mall. It's funny how the only place in town he never got himself kicked out of was Micky Dee's, because even Chris knows that he would starve to death if he ever got himself cut off from his only food source.
 
Broseph said:
My guess was that it was meant to encourage the kids to try harder and bring their grades back up?


The only reason why Chris "gave up" on going outside is because he's already been banned from every single store/establishment in town: PVCC, WalMart, Target, The Game Place, GameStop and the mall. It's funny how the only place in town he never got himself kicked out of was Micky Dee's, because even Chris knows that he would starve to death if he ever got himself cut off from his only food source.
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He did manage to get kicked out of a McDonalds because he was snatching up newspapers for his dogs to pee on and the workers told him he wasn't allowed to that. And Chris decided to argue with them.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
He did manage to get kicked out of a McDonalds because he was snatching up newspapers for his dogs to pee on and the workers told him he wasn't allowed to that. And Chris decided to argue with them.
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When did this happen? Was this at the Ruck's McDonalds?
 
Broseph said:
When did this happen? Was this at the Ruck's McDonalds?
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A few years ago when he first got the dogs. It wasn't the Ruckersville McDonalds but another one in Charlottesville he would frequent. I used to run into him all the time on my lunch breaks.

Short story time: A few years ago I was at McDonalds with a friend on our lunch break. While we were leaving, my friend went "I wonder what she's playing." I looked over and it was the back of Chris' nappy head. My friend mistook Chris for a really ugly girl.
 
Broseph said:
My guess was that it was meant to encourage the kids to try harder and bring their grades back up?


The only reason why Chris "gave up" on going outside is because he's already been banned from every single store/establishment in town: PVCC, WalMart, Target, The Game Place, GameStop and the mall. It's funny how the only place in town he never got himself kicked out of was Micky Dee's, because even Chris knows that he would starve to death if he ever got himself cut off from his only food source.
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Hello brand loyalty. I am willing to bet that if Chris got banned from Mc Donalds he would probably do something else to get arrested, again.
 
Napalmxxx2 said:
Did that vaccine scare actually have some science behind it?
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pseudoscience and the experiment was done with bias to favor the results.

LoveYouLongTime said:
A few years ago when he first got the dogs. It wasn't the Ruckersville McDonalds but another one in Charlottesville he would frequent. I used to run into him all the time on my lunch breaks.

Short story time: A few years ago I was at McDonalds with a friend on our lunch break. While we were leaving, my friend went "I wonder what she's playing." I looked over and it was the back of Chris' nappy head. My friend mistook Chris for a really ugly girl.
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that last part! XD

blastoiseplushie said:
I've never played Pokemon Go myself, (though relatives who enjoy it showed it to me once). It would be amusing if a game developer created a CWCville version of it, with all the Sonichu characters.
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how do you play it and what about a plot?
 
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Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
Lol, why does the value increase 10 dollars for getting a D?
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This was probably part of a rewards system where the students got "money" for their grades and could buy shit from the teacher. Something where like, a pencil is $5 and candy is $40. Who knows why they chose the amounts they did, maybe it was to give it a "real life" edge where luxuries were expensive and had to be earned.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
The only reason I'm skeptical Chris plays it is he hasn't really talked about it. Even nu-Chris would ramble on about something like this
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Well, I am sure of one thing, he might actually be playing it and decided not to post about it since it doesn't involve begging for money to get more lego or vijia.
 
Doesn't the thought of Chris getting diherea make you wanna go out and eat a whopperito?
Also about chris's diet, yeah I'm not surprised the guy who thought a twelve pack of soda weighed 50 lbs, doesnt know how to make good food judgments, or good judgements in general.
 
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That would be a VERY cold day in Hell @Existancefan22. Chris is simply inept at being able to pick out healthier options than Mc Donalds and tv dinners, and more recently burger king. Eating right isn't the only thing he should be worrying about exercise is another factor that he is too lazy to do.
 
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