Chris's Dreams

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I had to look this call up again. I didn't remember that he was given the options of medallion burning and shoving it up his but. So not only did Chris chose to put the emdallion on his but, but hewas also the one that recorded the act live on his webcam. He made that sadistic kid's day.
 
I bet he dreams of reliving high school again or something like that.
 
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Mourning Dove said:
I bet he dreams of reliving high school again or something like that.
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I could see him dreaming of his high school crumbling down in an earthquake, now that his fantasy of perfect high school years has been smashed.
 
Probably about his former gal pals from high school. First they're his protectors, cradling him and giving words of praise. Suddenly, they drop him on his ass, their faces turn to those of trolls and they all start teasing and laughing at him. Chris can't escape the truth. Not even in his own dreams :\
 
Something like Salvador Dali's Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening:

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Except the pomegranate is a q-sand, the goldfish is Clyde Cash, the tigers are Sonichu, the gun is a pickle, and the woman is Barb.
 
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Something like Salvador Dali's Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening:

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Except the pomegranate is a q-sand, the goldfish is Clyde Cash, the tigers are Sonichu, the gun is a pickle, and the woman is Barb.
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The elephant in the background would be Chris in the nudes while JULAAYING Kimmi.
 
Considering his lack of life experience I'd say a lot of what he dreams about would be vidya-related, as has been said. Maybe the occasional fantasy as well. Personally, I suspect anything he dreams about would be quite inconsistent or non-linear; sort of like fever dreams or hallucinations. Probably this would be related to his overall lack of physical/mental health - I would think he'd have at least some degree of sleep trouble, whether that manifests as corrupt dreams or a more consistent sleep disorder.
 
Didn't he once have a dream where :snorlax: was a belly dancer? :cryblood:
 
Shit, I'm late to the party! All the good answers are already said! :cry:

Ummmmmm....ok got it.

For all we know Chris has taken up the hobby of forcing his brain to have lucid dreams. So when he leaves this world every night he actually lives and control CWCville.....OR, or maybe....he lives out his reality based fantasy and has a sweetheart and baby Reginald and his little princess Crystal.

That's all I can think of.
 
Now here's a curious question; what does Chris dream of now? I remember someone on the forums saying how Chris's diet may fuck his dreams up or something I don't know. Or maybe he's too stressed out to dream of anything. What do you guys say?
 
Men shagging electric hedgehogs.
 
There is only one thing he could dream of.
(Besides men and pickles and Bard belly dancing)
 

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Sounds about right. Also, remember how Chris admitted to freaking out over dreaming of naked men? For some reason, I was thinking he was dreaming of something that resembled Cho Aniki (arguably the gayest Japanese game ever as in homoerotic gay. Don't believe me? Google it but you have been warned!)
 
You know what I find odd? When he has talked about his sexual dreams him and the girl seem to be in water. The girl in the maze, Ivy and him in a pool...

Actually he probably just drinks too much soda or tea before bedtime. In his Hey Arnold dream they were surfing. For a guy that never swims and rarely bathes he dreams about water quite a bit.
 
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