Chris's epitaph

[Yawning Squirtle]

"Here lies Christian Weston Chandler, original brony and cultivator of the first generation of autistic people."

 

[Big_Pete_33]

Since cremation is cheaper, what would his urn be?

Burning probably kills off the smell.

 

[BT 075]

-A man a man, a turd a turd

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Since cremation is cheaper, what would his urn be?

A leftover McDonalds bag that was crumpled up on the floor of his car.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Since cremation is cheaper, what would his urn be?

Burning probably kills off the smell.

Can you even imagine how foul the crematorium would stink during the start of the burning though? On the bright side, all the fat and oil probably means he's going to go up like a rag soaked in gasoline.

 

[CatParty]

Since cremation is cheaper, what would his urn be?

Burning probably kills off the smell.

Can you even imagine how foul the crematorium would stink during the start of the burning though? On the bright side, all the fat and oil probably means he's going to go up like a rag soaked in gasoline.

the crematorium would end up like

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Since cremation is cheaper, what would his urn be?

 

[waffle]

Nah, his ashes will be shot into orbit because he is to great for this planet. When they hit a new one they will just instantly start making new life on it like the Genesis Device from star trek.

That's just how great Chris is, his power and genius is widely underestimated.