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Chris's Favorite Eatery In Trouble
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Highly Caffeinated
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Oh, no. Whatever will happen to the chocolate fountains now?
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Midnight Kissy Bull said:
Oh, no. Whatever will happen to the chocolate fountains now?
The chocolate fountains happen
after you eat at the Golden Corral.
inb4 lock.
the mods get crazy every time someone gets an article and slaps Chris name on it. I didnt even know our autistic hero eat at that place.
Nothing to worry about. As long as Chris has access to Hungry Man TV Dinners, he should be content.
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Last I checked, McDonalds was still doing pretty good.
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Satoru182 said:
inb4 lock.
the mods get crazy every time someone gets an article and slaps Chris name on it. I didnt even know our autistic hero eat at that place.
He used to eat there all.the.time. about 8 or so years ago. He mentioned on the Emily date that Bob had a heart attack there once "while paying their bill". The wiki says the local location is closed. He also loved Country Cookin' which is a similar place.
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sparklemilhouse said:
Satoru182 said:
inb4 lock.
the mods get crazy every time someone gets an article and slaps Chris name on it. I didnt even know our autistic hero eat at that place.
He used to eat there all.the.time. about 8 or so years ago. He mentioned on the Emily date that Bob had a heart attack there once "while paying their bill". The wiki says the local location is closed. He also loved Country Cookin' which is a similar place.
Looks like I need to keep up with current events.
I had no idea it had been so long since he'd eaten there.
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spaps said:
Last I checked, McDonalds was still doing pretty good.
Actually, McDonald's posted a quarterly loss in May and they're planning on axing angus beef from the menu.
http://business.time.com/2013/05/10/mcd ... ing-sales/
This will have zero effect on Chris's McNuggets and sweet tea, however.
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I try to never eat at places that have names that could easily be mistaken for a kinky as hell sex maneuver.
Yeah, I miss out on lots of good mexican food because of it.
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So Chris went to Golden Corral because their kitchen reminded him of his house?
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
I try to never eat at places that have names that could easily be mistaken for a kinky as hell sex maneuver.
Yeah, I miss out on lots of good mexican food because of it.
Oh, so you've never eaten at "Dirty Sanchez' Rusty Trombones"?
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Satoru182 said:
inb4 lock.
the mods get crazy every time someone gets an article and slaps Chris name on it. I didnt even know our autistic hero eat at that place.
The problem I have with these types of threads is that they tend to die off quickly without any real, engaging discussion of Chris.
So this thread is no exception and I'm going to lock it now.
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