I once had an interesting back and forth with another kiwi farmer on my old account. Wish I could remember who it was. But we broached on the concept of afterlifes and Gods, and people tend to latch onto a God or ideal that suits their own belief. For example, you wish things were back the way they were, you favour a more conservative Christian or Muslim interpretation. You're more liberal? Then God's far move live and let live, and doesn't want you having holy wars in his name.
So we talked about how Cwcville must look to Chris, as an ideal afterlife devoid of responsibility, where battles are easily won, your enemies are visible and as easy to spot as they are to thwart. There's soup hotels for the poor, a mall for all your toys, and no decision Christian makes is the wrong one. Everyone thinks he's awesome and wants to fuck him.
Christian has created a problem though where he's the God. He has no code to emulate, or objectives to work toward to earn divine favour. Instead he has the responsibility of fulfilling the miracles, and in doing so, continually sets himself up to fail. In doing so, he comes across as a greco-roman god, like Zeus or Apollo. Perpetually trying to fuck mortals, ruining things, having to make schemes, and using lies to get the pussy. The culture of Cwcville would be insane to worship him as anything more than a demented tyrant who plays havoc with their daily lives.
