LGBT Chris's mortality

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autism cannot be created or destroyed, it can only change in form. while his physical body may leave us, he will still be there, asking for money to cross the river styx
 
do you think chris will have an out-of-body experience before he dies or will he just asphyxiate in his sleep??
 
chris' body is honestly going to need to become shark food to keep people from raiding his grave to make reliquaries out of Lego.
 
All I know is that unless they both die at the same time, Chris or Barb will keep cashing the other's social security checks until they get busted for fraud.
 
haha when I first read this it was as Chris's morality.

and I was like "uh no he has none".

but now I'm thinking, "Chris probably thinks he's immortal."
 
InTheSidePocket said:
haha when I first read this it was as Chris's morality.

and I was like "uh no he has none".

but now I'm thinking, "Chris probably thinks he's immortal."
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Wheel of Morality turn turn turn! Tell us the death that fatty will earn!
 
Subconcious Offense said:
How long can the average parasite live without its host?
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Don't worry, Chris is connected to an invisible probosis to the American Government; they've never let him down....except those times he's been arrested, but those don't count because they were local slack jawed yokels that were too stupid to realize they were arresting the true and honest creator of Sonichu (TM) (Heart Symbols)

John Furrman said:
He will live on in our hearts like the bad cholesterol that cakes his heart forever.
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He's going to patent that and try to sell it back to McDonald's since it probably has the flavor of their greese deeply embedded within it.

InTheSidePocket said:
haha when I first read this it was as Chris's morality.

and I was like "uh no he has none".

but now I'm thinking, "Chris probably thinks he's immortal."
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That was pretty much proven with those damn binaural beats and his new ensemble at Omegacon. He probably thinks he is aging in reverse and will soon hit his prime when he transforms into Britney Spears' body double.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Bob was 84, Barb is 74 and both lived their lives on fast food. Chris maybe has another 30+ years if we go by his parents.
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And remember bob ate burger King breakfast every day and they didn't cook which means you know it was always microwavable shit or fucking golden corral all you can eat. No wonder he had heart disease which honestly is the most likely cause of death for Chris and probably won't happen until hes well into his sixties but my question is, the poeple hoping it happens soon why? We will miss out on so much, mid life crisis Chris is right around the corner, old age chris? It'll be priceless yall want the show cancelled half way through its run. Without Chris this forum looses it's charm and it becomes about monsters like adf and wu and terra jones...no thank you . Personally I hope he lives to be 100 and still sperging about sonic from his wheelchair and hating us dirty males
 
Chris won't die,he will live on forever in legend.
] If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with autists. Men rise and fall like the Kiwi fruit, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Clyde, tamer of exceptionals. Let them say I lived in the time of Chris Chan.
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