Chris's positive traits?

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Marvin said:
IcyHotWings said:
Honestly I think Chris didn't look all that repulsive up until he started wearing barb's underwear and all that, and in fact if he would have just bathed a little more often and stopped shitting his pants he wouldn't have had so much trouble finding a "boyfriend free girl" had he just looked in the right places, and honestly I think his mentality would have followed, IE he only hates other men/the homos/pickles BECAUSE of his lack of a BFFG.
I think he could've looked a lot less awful if he tried, but I think most of his problems are in his head. His awful social skills. :stupid:

True, but there'd have to be some girl with a big enough chubby nerd fetish out there to take a chance on a less disgusting Chris. She'd probably want to be the dominant partner though, and IDK if Chris would like that much, or even be able to understand it.
 
Certain 'Corporate Overlords' might say that his best traits are his impulsive spending and brand loyalty. Otherwise, I'd have to pretty much echo what Satan said about his entertainment / Lolcow value.
 
Thetan said:
Certain 'Corporate Overlords' might say that his best traits are his impulsive spending and brand loyalty. Otherwise, I'd have to pretty much echo what Satan said about his entertainment / Lolcow value.

If Sega could, they'd keep him locked in his house and have him spend all his tugboat on Sega vidya, but he already does that.
 
My opinion of Chris had lightened up a bit, prior to the last Facebook mega-leak, largely in part to Marvin's insight and qualified opinions... And even then, I couldn't think of a genuinely positive trait, I'd be willing to pin on him. The best I could come up with were neutral, or an absence of certain negative traits. For instance, he likes animals, but I see this as neutral as a fair majority of folks do as well. An example of an absence of negative traits, he doesn't smoke. Still, I don't see that as a karmic +1, but a 0 instead of a -1. I also believe he'd light up in a second, if he thought he would gain from it.

In the past I mentioned he has a slightly above-average sense of combining colors that complement each other, but - after a few folks pointed it out - I think he's just copying a color scheme from something else. For every one of this character recolors - the hogs, the chus, the bots, etc. - it turned out he's stealing a palette from some other existing work. As well, Crayola's marker packs are configured to rarely clash, so he's also floating on that.

I've gone back and forth on his creativity, before we were able to catalog just about every single element is clearly stolen from another work that we confirmed Chris was exposed to. Just about no scenerio or character from his comics isn't a direct lift of some other work of fiction, or an event in his life. Only the outcomes changes, but only by applying self-serving general tropes that most mainstream children's' program uses ad nauseum. The few we can't link, I suspect are only due to Chris stealing from a more obscure work. I accept, there's still some creativity involved in how he stitched it together. A collage can be a creative work, if the individual pieces are divided enough so as they create a new narrative. Personally, I think Chris' pieces are way to large for me to give him credit for being creative. But, that's totally subjective, and I wouldn't fault anyone for seeing otherwise.

I'm reaching here... I think I want to commend him on his boldness to go Tomgirl. That seemed like a genuinely gutsy step, especially in light of Bob and Barb's objections. But, even then, I have my suspicions there was some other yet-unknown sinister motive for it. If he ever takes another uncharacteristically bold step out, like Tomgirl, I'll probably give that rare flash of courage to him. As is, I'm on the fence here.
 
I just realized that I can think of more positive traits for Quest 64 than I can for Chris. And that makes me sad.
 
His unwavering brand loyalty
He can lift a grand number of pounds
:pickle:
 
I'm with GFYS on this. I can't really think up any truely positive things about OPL. I guess if I were forced to say something nice that was completely absent of sarcasm it would have to be this:

He doesn't pirate vidyagames.
 
Zim said:
I'm with GFYS on this. I can't really think up any truely positive things about OPL. I guess if I were forced to say something nice that was completely absent of sarcasm it would have to be this:

He doesn't pirate vidyagames.
Even then, I sort of suspect it might be for a lack of equipment, knowledge, or access to pre-printed pirate copies and/or a bootloader / modchip (the kind of stuff you get from friends).

After sleeping on it, I thought of one... When he's not fleeing the scene of a crime, he's a careful driver. He had that one fender bender, but that might not have been entirely his fault, if someone stopped short.
 
Great, now I've got tea all over my laptop. Good thing it has a drain in the keyboard. XD
 
He is the TRUE and HONEST article, he is STRAIGHT, and he stuffs vegetables down his throat! He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!
 
IcyHotWings said:
Marvin said:
IcyHotWings said:
Honestly I think Chris didn't look all that repulsive up until he started wearing barb's underwear and all that, and in fact if he would have just bathed a little more often and stopped shitting his pants he wouldn't have had so much trouble finding a "boyfriend free girl" had he just looked in the right places, and honestly I think his mentality would have followed, IE he only hates other men/the homos/pickles BECAUSE of his lack of a BFFG.
I think he could've looked a lot less awful if he tried, but I think most of his problems are in his head. His awful social skills. :stupid:

True, but there'd have to be some girl with a big enough chubby nerd fetish out there to take a chance on a less disgusting Chris. She'd probably want to be the dominant partner though, and IDK if Chris would like that much, or even be able to understand it.

Isn't Barb sort of a dominant partner to him, the way she orders him around and uses him as an errand boy?

Anyway, on topic, I like his notion of finding a sweetheart through creating art. (The quality of said art though is another topic)
 
Well, his body can support a small ecosystem made up of tiny insects, so there's that.
 
He makes Hitler look good by comparison :ween: :julay: :ween: :julay: (we really, really need an A-log smiley)

Honestly?..... i guess the fact he is (or was) confident enough to put his work out there and to try and get as much attention for it as possible is mildly admirable.
 
I think hes' actually pretty emphatic, in the twisted sort of way he is capable of. He has real issues with comprehending other people as actual individual entities with their own desires and feelings, but when he does manage to apply that concept to someone he seems to show some dedication and appreciation for that person (see his parents, his gal-pals at various stages of their relationships). His world-view is just skewered so it's hard to make parallels with the world as we perceive it.
 
Christ-ian said:
He has real issues with comprehending other people as actual individual entities with their own desires and feelings, but when he does manage to apply that concept to someone he seems to show some dedication and appreciation for that person (see his parents, his gal-pals at various stages of their relationships).
I've yet to see evidence of this being done outside of either selfish reasons (China) or obligation (his parents). Even then I think Chris just says whatever he thinks a girl wants to hear regardless of how he actually feels on the matter, so I don't believe Chris actually appreciates anyone besides his parents so much as he wants something from them and tries to butter them up to get it.
 
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