Chris's Reddit account

[The American Hedgehog]

https://www.reddit.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian1982

This is an account he used from 2016 to now. For proof that it's his, this post, in which he says:

if every gay male knew about this, all they'd have to do is cut their taint, and they'd have a new hole to play with (seriously, though, maybe professional sugury would be Best for that business opening).

...was written on July 2nd, 2016. Which was three weeks before he actually did slash his taint open on July 24th, 2016.

His posts (for text version instead of screencaps, click here):

And a comment asking someone to work for him making Sonichu products.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

He tells stories like a 90 year old woman.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Reddit .... That's TUMBLR for non autists .

 

[Rand /pol/]

Reddit .... That's TUMBLR for turbo autists .

Fixed that for ya

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Woah, an account from 2016 and we're just finding now?

Our autism level is getting dangerously low.

 

[Done]

This is fucking amazing, it's the story of how Chris got transferred to the shortbus.

Post was made on Jan 11th 2017
http://archive.fo/TUN9q

Spoiler: TEXT

In my Freshman year of High School, 1997, I was on the regular bus for a while. I used to sit at the front and to the right side of the bus; right by the bus' door. I remember it was at a time after I started having to wear glasses for being nearsighted, since I was examined by my optomologist doctor, who is also my half-brother, And got my glasses on the same day in '97, Groundhog Day; February 2. Anyhow, there was this rambunscious boy who wanted to be first off of the bus upon getting back home, about every time; I wanted first off of the bus as well. One day, that boy upped and punched my face, Just to be first off of the bus that day. AND the punch was so hard, he literally knocked my glasses off of me. The glasses did not get broken, but I was really hurt and upset. I walked and cried as I walked home from the bus stop that day. I told my parents about it; they contacted the school, and I ended up with the bad end of the deal: the boy got off scott-free, while, with being High-Functioning Autistic, got Demoted to riding on a handicapped bus for the rest of my High School years. Ugh! It gets worse, as I ended up with this really worse-off mentally challenged person, who could hardly ever speak other than "rrr"; that boy bopped me on the back of the head for his own laughs. The special-ed teacher who rode on the bus talked with his brother about it, and he kept him from bopping me. But having to put up with his nonsensical slur-talk was still just as cringy and horrifying. UGH!!!

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EDIT: Let's do the same for the other ones:

This one kinda hit me in the feels, Barb is being very cruel here and honestly deserves everything she gets.

Post was made in May 30th 2016. (http://archive.fo/MqakK)

Spoiler: TEXT

Hey. Big fan of y'all's shows; I like learning. I like Shima and Malissa.

Anyhow, to further explain my question with a recent event. I don't get asked out much, and finding my lady Sweetheart and eventually being married and having a family has been an ambition of mine. Recently, I ended up informing my mother a reminder about all that. And amidst the discussion, she says to me, "On my own death bed, I do not care rather or not you have any children at all." It registered to me equal to "your future children can go to hell." It Hurt Deep, like a gunshot that pierced not only through my heart, but knocked my soul back far. I ended up crying, and I had an upset with gut pains and sweat that cleared up after the poo got out of my system. Either way, I am still recovering, and still feeling sad about this.

I want to add, and This Should Be a Life Lesson to ALL Parents, so please be sure to tell Everyone upon answering the question on your show:

"Parents, NEVER EVER tell your children or their children that you do not care if they never have children. Even IF you meant to ease their tension, it still can Very Much be interpreted as "Your future children can go to hell", or similar. No Matter What, it DOES Hurt them, young, teen and adult, DEEP!"

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

Post was made in July 3rd 2016. (http://archive.fo/MqakK)

Spoiler: TEXT

Hey. Boys, get ready to have your minds blown. As Planet Dolan has said, Everyone is Female inside the womb until if and when the "Y" chromosome mutates the girl to be a boy. Which, when you Really think about it, with Everyone being Female initially, even pre-birth, being "Manly" or "Manliness" is very much made up. Anyhow, and you can try this at home in private, push (maybe tough) into the center of the skin patch between your legs (the taint); you may find one or two grooves hidden under there. One of them, yes, is your unbirthable Vagina (since the uterus would be shrunk during the "Y" mutation).

Punchline: if every gay male knew about this, all they'd have to do is cut their taint, and they'd have a new hole to play with (seriously, though, maybe professional sugury would be Best for that business opening). OR, for the price of WiFi and your YouTube-Viewing device, you could try opening it, in as soon as six month (less if listened to more often) with a Subliminal Track. Check out this one from my favorite channel that offers it on YT.

https://youtu.be/oVdsmNv2ZMw

Or, if that title scares you, this other one might leave your sack free.

https://youtu.be/NLUjwljUzh4

Post was made in September 13th 2016. (http://archive.is/3wbUJ)

Spoiler: TEXT

Either if you're keeping yourself awake or actually working your brain to become better fatigued, how about a list of the dumbest, or otherwise the best, things to do while waiting to fall asleep.

For me, my best is while having my eyes closed and feeling comfy, I tire my brain by figuring out words that rhyme with a randomly chosen word, by choosing the word, than going through the alphabet one letter at a time to figure as many actual rhymes for that word.

An example: "random". "Andom?", "Brandon", "condom"; bore your brain with repeated use of this brain teaser.

And my obvious dumbest, playing solitaire on my phone (with the light on the dimmest setting). Obviously, the light, regardless of brightness, is enough to fool the brain into staying awake, even while Boeing yourself with Solitaire.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Anyhow, and you can try this at home in private, push (maybe tough) into the center of the skin patch between your legs (the taint); you may find one or two grooves hidden under there. One of them, yes, is your unbirthable Vagina (since the uterus would be shrunk during the "Y" mutation)."

That's demented on so many levels... he was just sitting there mashing his fingers into his taint... push (maybe tough)

she says to me, "On my own death bed, I do not care rather or not you have any children at all."

Mother of the Year.


@neural, nice work on the copying/archiving. I'll link your post in the OP.

 

[Deadpool]

Damn it all to hell you people are making me defend Barb here, and I hate you for it lol.

It seems to me more like she's telling Chris that "even if you don't give me grandbabies I'll love you until I die..."
And Chris takes it as "my potential babies can go to hell? REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Jarilo182]

He tells stories like a 90 year old woman.

Rambling is a common sign of a damaged brain, from dementia to whatever Chris' mental illness cocktail consists of. That's why he and some of our resident skitzocows all type like that.

 

[Pixy]

It seems to me more like she's telling Chris that "even if you don't give me grandbabies I'll love you until I die..."

Only Chris would interpret being told that it didn't matter whether he didn't have kids or not as 'I condemn your offspring to an eternal hell'.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This is fucking amazing, it's the story of how Chris got transferred to the shortbus.

I always wondered if Chris is even capable of being bullied into sadness, or if he just gets angry like he always does in his videos. I finally found my answer after years of following Chris. Thanks, reddit.

 

[Zarkov]

Finally an answer to the question "Does Chris still shit himself ?"

 

[AW 006]

I love how smug Chris is about probing his taint as if he’s out smarted those gays by finding a new hole. But it kind of makes the taint cutting even worse if he thought he had a vagina hiding up inside him. Can picture him sitting at home digging for China

And for once I actually think Barb was being kind. She was reassuring Chris and he took it as sending his future babies to hell. Chris’ single mindedness about having kids is interesting. He’s vaguely aware that he has a problem attracting a sweetheart and the love quest doesn’t seem to be such a big deal to him. Yet he’s adamant that he’ll have kids.

 

[Gunslinger]

Hey. Big fan of y'all's shows; I like learning. I like Shima and Malissa.

Anyhow, to further explain my question with a recent event. I don't get asked out much, and finding my lady Sweetheart and eventually being married and having a family has been an ambition of mine. Recently, I ended up informing my mother a reminder about all that. And amidst the discussion, she says to me, "On my own death bed, I do not care rather or not you have any children at all." It registered to me equal to "your future children can go to hell." It Hurt Deep, like a gunshot that pierced not only through my heart, but knocked my soul back far. I ended up crying, and I had an upset with gut pains and sweat that cleared up after the poo got out of my system. Either way, I am still recovering, and still feeling sad about this.

I want to add, and This Should Be a Life Lesson to ALL Parents, so please be sure to tell Everyone upon answering the question on your show:

"Parents, NEVER EVER tell your children or their children that you do not care if they never have children. Even IF you meant to ease their tension, it still can Very Much be interpreted as "Your future children can go to hell", or similar. No Matter What, it DOES Hurt them, young, teen and adult, DEEP!"

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.[/SPOILER]

'I don't get asked out much' is kinda the understatement of the century. Does Chris still want kids I wonder, since he has imaginary sweethearts are imaginary kids going to satisfy him?

I agree that this just seems to be Barb trying to comfort Chris and take some of the pressure off of him where having children is concerned. This goes to show you never know how Chris' autistic brain will interpret something that's said to him. Also, why did he feel the need to describe his stomach pains and the result of those pains, in a public conversation about heartache on reddit? Yeah yeah, I already know the answer is :autism:

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris thinks that every gay guy wants to have a vagina to play with?

I don't think that's what gay means... does he just think that men only go gay because that can't get sniz on the reg?

 

[Bragorboats]

This is often the best Chris content, where he's allowed to frolic along without any troll interference.

 

[D.Va]

This is like the equivalent of psychic "third eye" woo but for trannies

 

[Done]

'I don't get asked out much' is kinda the understatement of the century. Does Chris still want kids I wonder, since he has imaginary sweethearts are imaginary kids going to satisfy him?

I agree that this just seems to be Barb trying to comfort Chris and take some of the pressure off of him where having children is concerned. This goes to show you never know how Chris' autistic brain will interpret something that's said to him. Also, why did he feel the need to describe his stomach pains and the result of those pains, in a public conversation about heartache on reddit? Yeah yeah, I already know the answer is :autism:

He posted most of that shit to the PLANET DOLAN subreddit! Which adds to the of it all.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This is often the best Chris content, where he's allowed to frolic along without any troll interference.

Unfortunately the observer effect will now be in force.

 

[fenny]

Is having your soul knocked back worse than having your heart level shattered?