”keep telling yourself that, chickenshit anonymous sociopathic little man who gets his jollies talking shit about his intellectual and moral superiors.”
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Chris'tard's Next "Persona"
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Guvking Stalbjer
kiwifarms.net
Given the Wal Mart ban for vandalizing and assuming what Marvin just said about Chris shoplifting is true, would Vandal-Chris or Theif-Chris be a possibility?
I'd be more curious to see
Mob Enforcer Chris or
Ninja Assassin Chris (with Kung-Fu Grip
(tm ))
Shaking the Pillars of Heaven
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Survival Chris : Realizing that once Barb goes that he'll be alone in the world, he decides to become a hunter and live off the land. Using the melted Megatron pistol and a rifle made of legos and rubber bands he attempts to hunt local fauna and tries to build a shelter out of the remains of the cars and cardboard boxes.
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kiwifarms.net
Other than the Classic, that might be my favorite Chris outfit--its just so ... it totally shows he doesn't think when he buys something.
I think he will turn gigantic like Lemongrab on Adventure Time.
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
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