Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!

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How would you know that Chris gets hard over women? That's a pretty intimate detail for somebody who's not Chris to know.
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He heard it on the grapevine from Officer Nasty.
 
My theory is that Paintingatree has some kind of homosexual crush on Chris. Which is fine. But listen to your anger. You've got to calm down and relax. We're all friends here, and we'd like you to be a part of that, but don't pretend to be Chris. That's like rule #1. Have you met him before? Not many of us have. What is he like? We're all friends here. Just chill.
 
paintingatree said:
You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!!
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Of course he vomits at males, he's newly out of the closet and hasn't overcome his gag reflex yet so he throws up all over many mens big fat cocks. And Chris has poor bowel control and probably doesn't know to take a shit and douche before taking man meat gut deep, which would be the reason the men he's having constant sex with are making him shit as well. I don't know about making him sick, with all the crazy gay orgies he's going to now, he may have caught something, so I guess Chris has AIDS now?
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
My theory is that Paintingatree has some kind of homosexual crush on Chris. Which is fine. But listen to your anger. You've got to calm down and relax. We're all friends here, and we'd like you to be a part of that, but don't pretend to be Chris. That's like rule #1. Have you met him before? Not many of us have. What is he like? We're all friends here. Just chill.
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Tube, I applaud you for being so supportive of Chris and the gay community in general. I think we, especially Tree, can all learn something from your example. Hopefully, when barb passes, Cwc can move to Castro Boulevard and finally be himself.
 
NIA-DOA said:
My theory is that paintingatree is Christian's TRUE AND HONEST girlfriend-free boyfriend. In any case, it is very sweet of him to come and defend his main joyboy.
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Well, I've never really picked up that Chris is gay. Like I said, I thought that Richard Simmons was the answer to the riddle. But I guess that maybe Chris just wanted to dance or something.

By the way, paintingatree never answered my question in the last thread he started. I really want to know if he's a Bob Ross fan. I know that Bob Ross was often criticized by other artists for his mainstream approach to painting, but he made painting accessible to everybody and always encouraged people to practice and improve. And he did it with such a calm demeanor. Paintingatree should maybe watch some Bob Ross programs to help him calm down.
 
I thought we had a "no 'sperg rage" rule here.

That said, don't let the imminent locking of this thread discourage you from your lifestyle choices. Chase the dream. :tomgirl:
 
Are we OK talking about Project Cupid here? It is common knowledge now about spreading the Good Gay Word about Chris around Charlottesville via poster campaign, right? Still trying to find a printer, but many of the posters themselves are good and ready to go. By God, we are going to find Chris a boyfriend in Charlottesville. Everyone is going to know. These really are happy times! :D
 
Francis York Morgan said:
I thought we had a "no 'sperge rage" rule here.

That said, don't let the imminent locking of this thread discourage you from your lifestyle choices. Chase the dream. :tomgirl:
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HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTISM IS NOT ASPERGERS!!!!!!!!!! STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE LIMELIGHT AWAY FROM TRUE AND HONEST HIGH-FUNCTIONING ADULT AUTISTICS!!!!!
 
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I think you need to sit back and relax with a nice salty glass of fanta. :fapcup:
 
paintingatree said:
I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!
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And yet your semicolon-misuse level is pathetically low.
 
Tube, that is a great idea.

We can wear these T-shirts in support of Chris:

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Paintingatree is unlikely to be Chris. The pants shitty fatty is too dumb and fat to figure out how to make accounts here. And too gay, too.
 
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